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The World’s Oldest Tortoise Is Still Having Sex Daily Aged 186 by obafemee80(m): 10:56pm On May 12, 2018




And lothario Jonathan has no trouble finding sexual partners despite being blind.

Vet Joe Hollins revealed the randy reptile’s bed-hopping antics to end rumours he is now celibate.

He said: “He has a tremendous libido. He still enjoys the ladies, almost daily, particularly when the sun is out.

"The cataracts don’t bother him, he knows his territory.

"Jonathan has a fine libido, let him enjoy himself.”

Jonathan, who lives on the island of St Helena in the Atlantic, was born in 1832 when William IV was king.

But his sight has been fading for some time.

He spent 26 years having sex with a tortoise called Frederica, until the partner (Frederica) was found to be a male.

An operation to fix his cataracts was scrapped after being deemed too risky.

The move triggered rumours on the island, which has a population of 4,534, that Jonathan would never find love again.

But passers-by have heard Jonathan making love at his home in the governor’s mansion.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6272443/worlds-oldest-tortoise-sex-186/

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Re: The World’s Oldest Tortoise Is Still Having Sex Daily Aged 186 by Oritzy: 11:29pm On May 12, 2018
That tortoise is bisexual angry
Re: The World’s Oldest Tortoise Is Still Having Sex Daily Aged 186 by Nobody: 11:50pm On May 12, 2018
Pictures of the tortoise birth certificate and affidavit or i dont believe it

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Re: The World’s Oldest Tortoise Is Still Having Sex Daily Aged 186 by Aldebaran(m): 2:05am On May 13, 2018
obafemee80:


He spent 26 years having sex with a tortoise called Frederica, until the partner (Frederica) was found to be a male.
shocked shocked shocked
GAY?

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Re: The World’s Oldest Tortoise Is Still Having Sex Daily Aged 186 by tdayof(m): 3:10am On May 13, 2018
There's a tortoise that has been living at the shoun of Ogbomoso palace for over 300 years.
Re: The World’s Oldest Tortoise Is Still Having Sex Daily Aged 186 by PurestBoy(m): 4:10am On May 13, 2018
tdayof:
There's a tortoise that has been living at the shoun of Ogbomoso palace for over 300 years.

That's Alagba

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Re: The World’s Oldest Tortoise Is Still Having Sex Daily Aged 186 by laribari(m): 5:34am On May 13, 2018
Aldebaran:

shocked shocked shocked
GAY?

That's the stupid message they are trying to pass. Why did they name the other a female name? fredrica! Abi dem sef nor know sey na male? Of cos, gay has the male version (where a female dresses like a male with a male name) and female version (where the male dresses like a female and bears a female name). Hence they named the male tortoise a female name fredrica because they assume it's a gay stuff. If animals can do it, why can't humans! That's th message. Nonsense.

Tortoise wey dem suppose don cook since before eim meat go dey bitter now wey e don blind and old grin

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Re: The World’s Oldest Tortoise Is Still Having Sex Daily Aged 186 by Roughfyzay(m): 6:08am On May 13, 2018
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Re: The World’s Oldest Tortoise Is Still Having Sex Daily Aged 186 by 1zynnvn(m): 7:13am On May 13, 2018
Still having sex?? I think I've seen the lesson here

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Re: The World’s Oldest Tortoise Is Still Having Sex Daily Aged 186 by Whyke141: 10:02am On May 13, 2018
I'm sorry but this isn't the world oldest tortoise. Have you heard about Alagba of Oshogbo? The tortoise who has lived above 350 years of age & has seen 17 installations of kings there.

That is the world oldest tortoise. Thank you.

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Re: The World’s Oldest Tortoise Is Still Having Sex Daily Aged 186 by Aldebaran(m): 10:39am On May 13, 2018
Whyke141:
I'm sorry but this isn't the world oldest tortoise. Have you heard about Alagba of Oshogbo? The tortoise who has lived above 350 years of age & has seen 17 installations of kings there.

That is the world oldest tortoise. Thank you.
Alagba of oshogbo is Nigeria's oldest tortoise and not the worlds oldest cheesy

Jonathan is the world's oldest
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortoise)

350 years ?, show me the evidence grin

Lalasticlala

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Re: The World’s Oldest Tortoise Is Still Having Sex Daily Aged 186 by Whyke141: 12:23pm On May 13, 2018
Aldebaran:

Alagba of oshogbo is Nigeria's oldest tortoise and not the worlds oldest cheesy

Jonathan is the world's oldest
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortoise)

350 years ?, show me the evidence grin

Lalasticlala

Please go through this pictures. Found it hard to copy from the source, so it was screenshoted. & also, sorry I meant Ogbomoso

Re: The World’s Oldest Tortoise Is Still Having Sex Daily Aged 186 by Aldebaran(m): 1:07pm On May 13, 2018
Whyke141:


Please go through this pictures. Found it hard to copy from the source, so it was screenshoted. & also, sorry I meant Ogbomoso
What you said might be right...

But the whites will want you to back it up with a proof...

You can't just tell them that a tortoise is above 350 years of age & has seen 17 installations of kings there...
They want facts...

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Re: The World’s Oldest Tortoise Is Still Having Sex Daily Aged 186 by saintneo(m): 5:13am On May 17, 2018
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