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| Lovely Couple by yinkalink(f): 11:28am On Dec 19, 2010 |
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days. The next morning they got up and were still not talking. The wife broke the silence by saying she had a dream last night. The husband asked her about what. She said she had a dream she was at an auction. They were auctioning off joysticks. The little ones went for $500.00 and the big ones went for $1000.00. The husband throws out his chest and curiously asked what one like his went for. His wife told him bluntly that they were giving them away as door prizes! Her husband non-chalantly brushes this aside and tell his wife that " I had a dream last night too. They were auctioning off Pussys. The loose ones went for $500.00 and the tight ones went for $1000.00. The wife, not quite thinking he would come back at her asked him how much one like hers sold for. Sell? The didn't sell yours, where in the hell do you think they held the auction! |
| Re: Lovely Couple by therese83(f): 11:31am On Dec 19, 2010 |
Pulizzz!! |
| Re: Lovely Couple by yinkalink(f): 12:39pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
Didn't quite get you,what do you mean? |
| Re: Lovely Couple by bjmighty(m): 12:48pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
^^means the auction was held in her kitten. Hahaha |
| Re: Lovely Couple by tayoast(m): 1:02pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
hahahahaha It means her Womanliness is wide/loose enuff 2 hold an auction   |
| Re: Lovely Couple by eldav(m): 1:05pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
not funny |
| Re: Lovely Couple by NnamdiN: 2:35pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
^^ being able to read ain't always a problem, understanding is. So me no blame ya @ all. |
| Re: Lovely Couple by yinkalink(f): 2:43pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
Lol!! |
| Re: Lovely Couple by eldav(m): 4:06pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
I n0r fit shout *sips juice* |
| Re: Lovely Couple by Nobody: 5:38pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
yinkalink:u call dis a joke  ??  |
| Re: Lovely Couple by yinkalink(f): 10:11pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
Yes, I do. Got a problem with that? |
| Re: Lovely Couple by therese83(f): 10:21pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
@ stevo4sh, Y did u have to copy n paste d joke again? Al u need do is direct ur comment at poster. Having to read it allover again is torture from hell. But of course I like d joke. |
| Re: Lovely Couple by yinkalink(f): 10:39pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
Thanks |
| Re: Lovely Couple by Nellyon(f): 11:43am On Dec 21, 2010 |
stevo4shiz:Why the f,u,ck shouldnt it be a joke? u are one dumb dude. |
| Re: Lovely Couple by carmelia(f): 11:58am On Dec 21, 2010 |
lol |
| Re: Lovely Couple by yinkalink(f): 2:56pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
Just ignore him jare |
| Re: Lovely Couple by Nobody: 3:21pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
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| Re: Lovely Couple by shakara4u(m): 2:02pm On Dec 23, 2010 |
lmao, u call this joke? P.S :i need attention, *winks* |
| Re: Lovely Couple by yinkalink(f): 2:40pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
Are u that desperate? |
| Re: Lovely Couple by StudioCFR(m): 7:49pm On Dec 27, 2010 |
stale! |
| Re: Lovely Couple by EfemenaXY: 9:19pm On Dec 27, 2010 |
actually, Yinka I think you could do better this joke nor do am for me - sorry  |
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