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Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by Nobody: 3:58pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
simplepee:Hollywood doesn't teach us good morals and lessons?...I guess you only watch low-budget hollywood action movies... try watching WAR ROOM, FIRE PROOF, FOREST GUMP, ROCKY, ACRIMONY etc. And your perception would change. Stop watching season films, most of them are full of shit. 3 Likes |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by toye440: 4:00pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
I stopped watching nollywood when the official language moved from English to that jewish lingua, (Igbo dem language). They write and act movie in a week, the one way weak me pass na when i watch Vuga ( Gentle Jack), dey act script stolen from "lion king", a cartoon script, my God i was like why are these developers not so creative as they claim. Las Las they don kill the industry finish, na our politics them wan join now. Qoute Me At Ur Own Peril. |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by Nobody: 4:05pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
[quote author=fredie107 post=86738641]1. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when a coconut fell from the mango tree 2. I Stopped watching Nigerian Movies, when I saw a Ghost sweating 3. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard a blind woman saying "My son I'm happy to see you" 4. I stopped watching Nigerian Movies when a Ghost looked left and right to see if it's safe to cross the road 5. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard Nadia Buhari say "you know how much your family wants to have a male son" WTF! A Female son ni. 6. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when mama G put poison in the food then tasted it 7. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when Mary told Joseph that she was pregnant And Joseph replied::Jesus Christ , how did this happen?? 8. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I saw a lady putting poison in someone's food and she tasted to see if the poison was enough 9. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I once watched one of their movie trailer that was 30 mins long. 10. When its been 15 minutes and the people in the Nigerian movie are STILL crying 11. I stopped Watching Nigerian Movies When an Armed Robber Removed His Shoes Before Entering The House 12. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when i heard this statement 'the man dat u murdered is dead'. 13. I stopped watching Nigerian movies the day I was watching a movie about the birth of Jesus Christ. Maria: Joseph, I am pregnant. Joseph : Jesus Christ!! How? Jesus is not even born yet 14. Once u see an actress vomiting in a Nigerian movie, she's pregnant. That's the only way they know how to portray pregnancy 15. “35 years later” But the dog in the compound is still alive 16. saw a movie recently, and they wrote "14 years ago" trying to show us past events but to greatest surprise, I saw young man wearing 2018 Nigeria World Cup kit. You can add yours, lets have fun. Nollywood is 89% Crappy... I think I'll stick to hollywood movies, Nollywood is meant for people with very low IQs, their action scenes are shamefully mediocre. |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by tivta(m): 4:11pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
simplepee: |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by Nobody: 4:11pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Mayhem999:I swear, I don even forget Nigerian artists, just recently, I came across adekola tijani (aka kamilu kompo), in ebute ikorodu here, I we talked for about 15 minutes before I finally realise he was the one I'm talking to. Although, the way he addresses me suggested he expects me to show him some accolade. But I don't even know that he was the one I was talking to. lol |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by sharpwriter(m): 4:13pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Ryocaj: Hahaha... Where do you guys see all these movies... Me dey watch nollywood wella, but only experienced mild fvck ups, not as crazy as these ones you're mentioning.. Lolz |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by Eke40seven(m): 4:17pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
As much as Hollywood movies have their flaws... Do you notice that not one name of a movie was referenced. Not one person wrote, in this movie titled, ..... In the scene... So so and so... Nigerians are just full of crap. |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by sharpwriter(m): 4:19pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Comedian2019: Relax bro... It does happen... I know medical doctors that are fetish while I know some who do pray with their patients in serious cases such as in surgery and problems that defy understanding. The fact that we are in same professions with colleagues doesn't mean we're same in ideologies, thinking and experiences. So, it's not every medical doctor that stubbornly sticks to science when perplexed over a medical case. |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by sharpwriter(m): 4:20pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Greatfullheart: Lol... What's the title? |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by SpecialAdviser(m): 4:27pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
lexy2014: How many times do you laugh watching their movies? |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by sharpwriter(m): 4:32pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
SpecialAdviser: Lol... Maybe you only watching action genres. They too act realities and comedy. See Adam Sandler movies. Or see this movie : Bruce Almighty |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by SpecialAdviser(m): 4:35pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
sharpwriter: Story. Oyibo comedy na rubish |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by goslowgoslow(m): 4:38pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Roadtoyesterday:Oga what you are saying is totally off point, different from what is being said here. Those scenes you are talking about are acted will near perfection but of course we know they are impossible but at least they make them look real. 1 Like |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by waxyung(m): 4:42pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
I stopped watching it when I saw assassins wearing white in the night |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by Lolabisi007s(f): 4:42pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Hollywood doesn’t do what ? Guess you watching the shooting part then simplepee: |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by Lolabisi007s(f): 4:43pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
You either drunk or just trying to hype this damn Nollywood AGUBANZE: |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by ogbonti1(f): 4:46pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Fuk Nollywood Fuk You Too 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by Nobody: 4:49pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
I was watching DIVORCE NOT ALLOWED yesterday and keep hearing PLATE NUMBER, PLATE NUMBER, PLATE NUMBER. HABA, are they saying the whole directors and script writers didn't know it is NUMBER PLATE and not Plate number. 1 Like |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by Euegene100001: 4:51pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
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Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by ikbnice(m): 4:58pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Roadtoyesterday:You are just watching strike back season 3 by 2020...lol... Read about the preproduction of that movie and the real dangerous training the actors have to go through, especially the lead actors, just for them to fit into those roles... If you think what they did in those films impossible, read up some story about navy seal veterans and their nearly impossible missions... |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by ovokate(f): 5:03pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
theoneJabulani:Spot on..some even have their wigs on 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by Sexycardib: 5:05pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by charlesm91(m): 5:06pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
voltron14:nothing provokes me pass that soundtrack 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by sameereinstein(m): 5:11pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Roadtoyesterday:I understand ur logic, but try and understand what SBS guys do first. Those guys are elites, if not best special forces in the world. It's said a single cell (4 soldiers) of SBS is enough to wreck havoc in frontline. They don't shoot miss o... |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by Olumyyde(m): 5:31pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Clicked:Wrong sir, the foreign films were first to grace our screens before we started copying to make ours too. |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by Oyinlomobambam(m): 5:34pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Some of us are coming to change all these |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by misreal(m): 5:37pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
I started appreciating nigerian movies the day i realised that most of the hollywood movies that eventually gets to Africa are the best of the best.. The day you meet a shitty hollywood movie, you will appreciate nollywood oh.eventhough, our best movies cannot be compared to their best, but our best movies are better than the average hollywood. |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by lasheez(m): 5:43pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
I stopped watching Nigerian film when * I could hear the director's voice telling the actors what to do * The camera was reflecting on the Jeep while the actor was speaking * A poor girl in the village was sweeping the floor with long artificial finger nails *The drive was turning the stirring wheel to the left but the footage showed right 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by toronto10(m): 5:44pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
father: you must leave my house today.... son: impossible! father: are you challenge me? son: this is my father's house. you can leave and go to your own father's house. 2 Likes |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by toronto10(m): 5:50pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
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Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by backnbeta(f): 5:51pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
BankyGee:Very common with them 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by babaireti(m): 5:59pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
fredie107: Great |
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