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Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:07pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Pls I really need an answer to this. It bothers me day and night. Does God also wee wee with his peniis or he only used it to straff vrigin Mary to give birth to baby Jesus? Pls I need answers. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Nobody: 8:11pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
This is why I love christianity. Can you ask this of a muslim concerning Mohammed? 1 Like |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:15pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
DominusPrime:yes I can. Let me give you a link https://www.nairaland.com/5231525/allah-actually-spiritual-cage-currently U might see me as an evil person or a reprobate, but no, I'm only asking questions about nature of my God and God himself will not be offended by my questions, I know. See another topic I opened about Allah the God of Muslims https://www.nairaland.com/5252877/does-allah-also-fall-sick 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by drake2(m): 8:17pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
DominusPrime: I really treasure your reasoning and angle of approach. It is awesome! Big Cheers! |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:18pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
drake2:Look one post before this and see the link where I asked if Allah is in a cage. I went to the Muslim thread, saw and conquered too. Anyways, i am a lover of God and I do this to know more about God. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by donbachi(m): 8:19pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Most mad people for road,walking naked...na where dem dey search for answers to dis question.na e dem mad..and it does not take more than 2days for the madness to start...happy mad life. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Nobody: 8:20pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
geoworldedu: FATHER Pls Have Mercy on this soul! He is Just a lost soul that needs to be Saved 1 Like |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:23pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Chosen1984:I didn't offend your father, or did I? What's your surname pls? 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:24pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
donbachi:I've been asking questions since about 3 years ago, yet no sign of madness. The more I ask questions about God, the more I get closer to him. 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by donbachi(m): 8:25pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
geoworldedu:And na d last be dis. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:28pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
donbachi:Tomorrow I will open another thread to ask God another question. I will wake up tomorrow by my own grace and ask questions about my God again. By God's special grace, I will invite you to the thread to see my question. By this time next year, I will celebrate one year anniversary of this thread. 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by ArcFresky(m): 8:29pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Lol, if anybody straffed Mary, it was Joseph. God is not human, God doesn't engage in lowly human activities. 3 Likes |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:37pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
ArcFresky:But the Bible said that God impregnated Mary. Check our Bible well before you post. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Priapus69: 8:44pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
If you look around you, especially in Nigeria, you'd see we are being 'straffed' every day. 4 Likes |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:46pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Priapus69:Lol. So God is still staffing his people you mean? |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Askme2020(m): 8:48pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
DominusPrime: Abi. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by 1stola: 8:48pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
DominusPrime:Stupid question 4 Likes |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by 1stola: 8:49pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
geoworldedu:Conquered what? Stupîdity must be having a field day in your life. Bring it on... |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:52pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
1stola:I conquered Allah the demon.
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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by 1stola: 8:56pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
geoworldedu:You've not even conquered your stupîdity yet... See wetin virus don cause 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:56pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Askme2020:How about this?
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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:57pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
1stola:Is this your father's image? He looks very handsome o. www.nairaland.com/attachments/11390467_113677251135485110540709tmpcam1019856877jpegbf5e1de9a438bc7f61c58cba81b6a2e7jpeg27bcc06f6ae67128b3ad241e873eaac8jpegjpeg3e2f359e3273e14ba996f10684579fcd_jpegffaf5e442c1c172739169785d556648e 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Kcgeology: 8:57pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Humble urself and ask d holy spirit to enlighten u if u genuinely seek. Desist frm mocking ur creator. 1 Like |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Priapus69: 8:58pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
geoworldedu:I'm only mentioning other functions. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:58pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Kcgeology:How can I mock my creator? Well, the holy Spirit has ministered the answer to me already. I am just here to enlighten people. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by 1stola: 9:01pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
geoworldedu:Wow Definitely |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by ThinkFreely: 9:03pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
Lol |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 9:03pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
1stola:Nice family tree though 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by 1stola: 9:05pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
geoworldedu:Nice family tree though |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 9:12pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
1stola: Copycat. He pain am www.nairaland.com/attachments/11390555_1137529611365582img20200413174125jpeg798feb8d62b86ef76aaefcd48e498153jpegf35b26029e56b5292fd188174a488677_jpeg1e3d7e64d49b92e5561a23a0c5c552c7 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by 1stola: 9:20pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
geoworldedu:Cry me a stupid
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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 10:01pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
God belongs to the straffers club too. Hmm. |
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