omopapa:
U wan make them come rub me?

It shall just be with a small massage + happy endings afterwards...........

Yakeeboy:
Hello house I have a pressing issue bothering me. My spouse currently is not bearing my surname on her passport but we have registered for another one which will be out probably by Dec 10 but the issue is her Tuberculosis test is scheduled for Nov 29 and her current passport bears her name. Please can she use her current passport for the TBS? Then use the new passport that will bear my surname for her visa applocation.... Will there be any issue. Please advise

Why did she have to change her last name?......


You for just kúkú maintain status quo..........

I still need £ pls. Just 1k. Thanks Mama Tukwas. omopupa pls can you deal, if yes pls PM me

£££ is scarce now, people that have it are hoarding it and the ones that are not are selling at high black market rate

Chinlov:
I still need £ pls. Just 1k. Thanks Mama Tukwas. omopupa pls can you deal, if yes pls PM me

Chinlov:
I still need £ pls. Just 1k. Thanks Mama Tukwas. omopupa pls can you deal, if yes pls PM me

What rate are you offering..........

omopapa:
£££ is scarce now, people that have it are hoarding it and the ones that are not are selling at high black market rate

If BOE is hoarding £££££...... It is finished........

omopapa:
U wan make them come rub me?

I could do with a rub.
Please send them my postcode and door number.
I would really do with a rub.

tushqueen:
Hello wonderful People.

Please I need guidance for a Nigerian Chartered Accountant who will be coming to work in the UK, wife is a health worker who already secured a job and resides in the UK.

1. What are the necessary courses or exams he needs to take for a good career start,

2. what are his chances of moving his career ahead in the UK.

3. Is there a support group or social media threads he can follow for proper guidance and mentorship.

Thank you.

1. I am guessing you are an ICAN member. Fortunately, in the big 4, ICAN is recognised. I am not sure of other companies in the industry cos I am new here too. But I will strongly recommend you use ICAN-ICAEW pathway program to get ICAEW to brighten your chances (I am doing that too). at least, it does not require any exams written under a controlled environment.

2. See number one.

3. I don't know

Lexusgs430:



Why did she have to change her last name?......


You for just kúkú maintain status quo..........

I changed her maiden name to mine... it wouldn’t be good if she bears different name from mine in UK database

Yakeeboy:
I changed her maiden name to mine... it wouldn’t be good if she bears different name from mine in UK database

Why not?....

UK database never stated your wife, must bear your name...........

Yakeeboy:
I changed her maiden name to mine... it wouldn’t be good if she bears different name from mine in UK database

Doesnt have to but it more organized that way . ... I think a letter and supporting document to show it the same person is sufficient

Your wife doesn't need to bear your name. The most important thing is the marriage certificate

Lexusgs430:



Why not?....

UK database never stated your wife, must bear your name...........

I can’t take a Nigeria girl abroad that won’t bear my name lol

Please is it that Nigerian don't apply for Short course or the success rate is low for UK applicant

Yakeeboy:
I can’t take a Nigeria girl abroad that won’t bear my name lol

It means absolutely nothing...... If she go run, she go still run...........

Lexusgs430:



It means absolutely nothing...... If she go run, she go still run...........

I can’t stand her not bearing my name... I am still African �

Yakeeboy:
I can’t stand her not bearing my name... I am still African �

Plenty re-orientation lies ahead then ......

Yakeeboy:
I can’t stand her not bearing my name... I am still African �

Lol @stand can you sit then and let her bear her name. .

Its just more paperwork on your wives part for future applications

dubaiprince:
Good day everyone. I am a Tier 2 holder who just arrived in the UK 2 weeks ago. Is it possible for newbies like myself to apply for a credit card? If yes or no, When ready, which credit card can you recommend? Thanks.

Please what job is that, how did you get the job, how long did you apply before getting a job offer, did you apply from Nigeria, did you write IELTS as proof of English? I'd appreciate your response please, thanks in advance.

Yakeeboy:
I can’t take a Nigeria girl abroad that won’t bear my name lol

Ok oh ....
You could have waited until she comes overseas then you change her name so you can be happy...
Now you’ll incur unnecessary expenses as well as lengthy explanation to embassy......
Get those documents sorted and hopefully you’ll be successful..... all the best bro

Chukwuka16:
Still on the UK's descent to nothingness

So for those who have been popping champagne and shouting hurray at Oxford/AstraZeneca's so-called covid-19 trial putting the efficiency of their "concotion" at 90%, well the truth is gradually coming out (see link below - free if you mobile phones).

https://www.ft.com/content/4583fbf8-b47c-4e78-8253-22efcfa4903a

As an academic, one thing the UK is showing me daily is that it is becoming a mediocre country with so much emphasis on baloney (Hancock, BoJo and Gove).

While approval from the USFDA is most likely (since threshold is 50%), we may want to exercise caution and see the long term effects of these cocktails so we don't end up with strange sicknesses in the long-run.

We await more disclosures shortly from their publication.

Caveat: The UK still offers enormous opportunities for young Nigerians as its gradual decline will first need to assume institutional status before it can begin to generate crisis.

Me I dey fear this vaccine. The little microbiology/biochemistry courses I took at uni are coming back to me and I know that MRNA has to do with dna nucleus. There is no way I am going to allow anyone to inject another organisms dna into me. What of if like spider man the two DNA fuses to form a different organism?
Everything that is happening today we used to watch in films, so no one should come here and say it can’t happen because the truth is nobody really knows. It’s all trial and error.

Hi guys, does it makes sense for your Uni in Uk to provide unsigned and unstamped letter although with letter heading as proof of qualification for Tier 2 application?


This was included in the last paragraph:
"Please note this letter is unsigned and unstamped at the moment as I am working from home with limited facilities.

Yours faithfully"

marylandcakes:


Me I dey fear this vaccine. The little microbiology/biochemistry courses I took at uni are coming back to me and I know that MRNA has to do with dna nucleus. There is no way I am going to allow anyone to inject another organisms dna into me. What of if like spider man the two DNA fuses to form a different organism?
Everything that is happening today we used to watch in films, so no one should come here and say it can’t happen because the truth is nobody really knows. It’s all trial and error.

Would you be waiting until one pastor find Devine vaccine from heaven .?lol..

Also bare in mind these same people produce paracetamol, anti malaria medication, cancer medication and all that ........... All die na die my dear

Olinga:
Good day everybody.

Please, my total payable tuition fee is £16,950. I got discount of £4,000 and I have paid £7,500 so far, leaving me with a balance of £5,450 payable, my school is located outside London £1023 x 9 = £9207.
A total of £14,657 is needed as POF for me. Using oanda’s exchange rate is will be needing NGN7,415,410

My dad is my sponsor and he has NGN6,954,930
I have about NGN3,000,000 in my personal account, which makes up the POF.
Now the issue is in my account I have withdrawn and deposited funds in it since the past 28days but it has never gone below NGN2,000,000. To be clearer in the last 28days I started with an opening balance of NGN7,000,000 but right now I have about NGN3,000,000.

Please will the inconsistencies in my account be an issue for visa purposes.

When they a pick your application, and they look at oanda to calculate the money in the two accounts, will it reach the pound equivalent of the money you owe?

If yes, sleep well:

If no. Sorry. Try again another time. You know naira rate and it’s fluctuation.

P.S: your dad could have transferred that money into your account before you started counting your 28 days, so you don’t give two statements- That’s what I did. My dad put over my maintenance money in my account and I just submitted my bank statement and my birth certificate (which is mandatory any way). And I got my visa.

marylandcakes:


Me I dey fear this vaccine. The little microbiology/biochemistry courses I took at uni are coming back to me and I know that MRNA has to do with dna nucleus. There is no way I am going to allow anyone to inject another organisms dna into me. What of if like spider man the two DNA fuses to form a different organism?
Everything that is happening today we used to watch in films, so no one should come here and say it can’t happen because the truth is nobody really knows. It’s all trial and error.

Anti vaxxers got to you too........

RalphJean:



Option 1: (cheap? Option).
Enroll for a Nursing course in Nigeria. Complete the course. Register in Nigeria as a Rwgistered nurse.
Then migrate to the UK.
Caveat: Ngige+Buhari+ASUU can mess you up big time, unless if you want to go to a School of Nursing, rather than University.

Option 2:
(Depending on what your previous qualifications/experience are):
Get admission for masters in Nursing. A a school that is accredited and be sure you can practice when you finish. You may wish to check Hertfordshire Uni, Dundee Uni (I think masters adult nursing there is for 3 years).


Finally:
Do you want to go into nursing because you have passion for the job, or you simply want to leave Buharigeria?

Lol if nursing was a passion, it would have been the first degree! Lol

People need to be care and not be misled. They can’t practice nursing with a masters in nursing unless they have a first degree in nursing. It’s a professional course, you gotta have the first deg to practice.

wallg123:


Would you be waiting until one pastor find Devine vaccine from heaven .?lol..

Also bare in mind these same people produce paracetamol, anti malaria medication, cancer medication and all that ........... All die na die my dear

I am being realistic, I will rather take a vaccine that is a weakened form of the virus which is what most flu vaccines are.

Point of correction, please don’t confuse me with those people who go from one pastor to another looking for miracles.

Lexusgs430:



Anti vaxxers got to you too........

I never said I wouldn’t take the vaccine, I will take the weakened form of the virus not the DNA.

wallg123:


Would you be waiting until one pastor find Devine vaccine from heaven .?lol..

Also bare in mind these same people produce paracetamol, anti malaria medication, cancer medication and all that ........... All die na die my dear

This is something ralphjean can say

marylandcakes:


I never said I wouldn’t take the vaccine, I will take the weakened form of the virus not the DNA.

We would mix yours with wine (red wine)........

Hello everyone,

Is there anyone here in Northern Ireland?

If yes, share your experience of living, working and raising a family in that region.

Thanks

tushqueen:
Hello wonderful People.

Please I need guidance for a Nigerian Chartered Accountant who will be coming to work in the UK, wife is a health worker who already secured a job and resides in the UK.

1. What are the necessary courses or exams he needs to take for a good career start,

2. what are his chances of moving his career ahead in the UK.

3. Is there a support group or social media threads he can follow for proper guidance and mentorship.

Thank you.

1. You will need to register with an accounting body here. I will suggest ACCA as it’s more universal. This way you can have a full time job and study evening or weekends depending on your schedule. Without uk experience you might have to start at a lower level and work your way up.
2. It will be easy for you as you already have the foundation in accounting.
3. Yes there are loads with the ACCA and so many others, loads of support forums etc.