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god of war666: yawa won gas be dat. who cares abt ASUP.

I do, ode.

auto_freak2020:
It's only in unilorin that you will see a prof. telling an undergraduate student to pick dirts.

Looool

It's only unilorin students that put on their ID card in Lagos.

I have heard about a friend here (unilorin student) that do put on his ID card when he is at home

It's only in unilorin your girl friend will report you to the authority and you get instant suspension.

I have heard something like this before, I learnt once someone reports you and another witnesses then you are gone.

Only in unilorin you will see students serving purnishment in front of the class.

I hope some silly nairalander will see this.

Only in unilorin students are being forced to carry their ID cards on their chest.

Not only in Unilorin, some schools do force students too.

Well we can't conveniently conclude that he is the husband, what if he's just a family/friend that had accident on his way to the ceremony. #justmythought

Tolexander: this school has succeed in producing another ayefele.

Trying to be hilarious?

@Topic, 3hrs? WTF happened to the questions? I wish the injured speedy & absolute recovery & I wish the family of the deceased the fortitude to bear the loss.

yertyr: I wud slap her bck and say, 'I've travelled from thailand to germany, left india and landed in china before coming to nigeria, I've changed from christianity to islam come turn atheist b4 accepting buddhism, I've opened several yahoo and nairaland alc, I've been banned by seun several times just for your sake... All those times I never knew I was goin to tie the knot with u! *another slap* now bring that hand of yours'... Somtyms it's gud to solve bizarre issues with bizarre actions.

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metti:
Wetin carry u commot from there? Kneeling down?

Yes. Mtcheeeew

kulyie: most of these sub standard unis they call private unis dont tell their prospective students about their laws.its until they have entered there they know whats up

You mean it? So you will enter a system without little research/knowledge about the system. You must be silly then

kulyie: when you get to proper universities,I DONT MEAN ANOTHER SUBSTANDARD UNIVERSITY THAT IS JUST TAGGED PRIVATE UNIVERSITY. when you get to universities like university of ilorin,university of ibadan,uniben,unilag etc go and tell your student to kneel down in front of your class for comming late to class or for not comming at all and come and share the thing that will befall you here on nairaland after that stunt.you will know that the students in public universities are not teenagers i.e the type you have in bowen and all that you can bully,2 you will learn how to mind your buisness and respect yourself,3.you will learn that someone elses lifestyle is NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS

Unfortunately for you it is Bowen and not Unilag neither is it UI nor Unilorin. Ignorantia juris non excusat

steffans:

U are a true Bowenite!!!!

I was a staff.

Liberal2020: Apparently the shameless man in agbada standing smugly as though he knows God and God only knows him and communicates through him solely. Religion remains the biggest deception ever told to humanity. It has inflicted pain and deaths on humanity than any disaster...pls do your research on this before attacking me; gullible religious zealots who have no idea what they are worshiping.

Fighting a man that doesn't even know you exist. Attacking religion with any slight opportunity. SMH

It's true that they are Bowen students because that's the VC in agbada and that is there chapel, since they are fully aware of the terms & conditions binding the school before opting for it, I don't have problem with them kneeling. GOD LOVES YOU SO DO I.

That's PHCN wahala, during my ND days, that's how we normally converge in a gazebo to charge our phones

Are they aware? The answer is yes, so I don't think that should be a headache for someone here.

berem: Officers at the station called for re-enforcement

Na war? Law enforcers calling for re-enforcement to fight each other.

which did not arrive until the soldiers left.

That's the normal thing now, they don't normally arrive until Robbers have left too.

Adex097: Oya make police too go invade army barracks

Dem won die ni?

After ND you are to wait for 1 year (for IT) then you can process HND, but if you finish ND with pass you have to wait for 2 years i.e. 2 years for IT, whether your ND was full time or part time.

Sincere 9gerian: Angelic Looters Party

I like this

APCN. Aggressive Politicians Congress of Nigeria.

Very cute & lovely, but I don't think they were dressed to look like couple, I guess they are siblings, the girl is even holding the boy, she's the egbon.

ITbomb: If WAEC is not sure of result, they should have withheld it until proper investigations have been concluded.
if the student seee a withheld result, they might go for another exams instead of having hope dashed four years later.
for me, once the result has been out, it should stand

Exactly

Akshow: Poor boy. I Pity him. First class for 400 levels na beans? This one na correct example of how to know if you are been followed from your village or if enemies are dancin gangman style in your life. Lol. I pray it is rectified o

Actually not everything is meant to be joke with, to be sincere it's not compulsory to comment.

shorxynla: Am in.

U're welcome bro

Dangote is the richest man in Africa according to forbes not the richest gangan. There's no need insulting one another, Dangote himself knows those that are twice richer than him even in Nigeria, guys no one can quantify those men's wealth even I guess they can themselve.

airmark: They beat them and put them under the sun and asked them if they knew Shuaibu Bama and one of them said yes. They asked the boy to lead them to where he (Bama) was and that boy took them to where Shuaibu Bama was and they arrested him.

That means they knew where the guy was and won't have inform security operatives if they hadn't storm there house. Good job JTF. But wetin go come happen to Ali Modu Sheriff now, se dem go arrest am sha.

Is there any Crownite (whether ex or current) around here.

Gen2prince: I prayd 4d list 2b relsd b4 dz thread hitz d 100th page..God answered..bt naw 55.6,comp sci,indigene..admsn nt ofrd yet eh,,..m nt D'banj oo,,bt God,Y ME,Y ME.

God can still do it, keep faith/hope alive

Idokojimmy: “Anybody with arm must be arrested.
“If he resists arrest, shoot him, I give you the order.”He said: “No amount of money they promise you will turn you to Abiola or Dangote.

“These people worked for their money. So be satisfied with what the Nigerian Army is giving you.”

Kai, this soldier dey vex.

Hundreds of pro-life campaigners protested outside the first ever private abortion clinic in Northern Ireland as it opened to the public on Thursday.
Around 200 protesters brandishing placardssaying “Life is precious” and showing photographsof foetuses were gathered outside theprivately run Marie Stopes clinic in central Belfast.
One banner read: “Abortion? The people of Northern Ireland say ‘not in my name’.”
Police have warned the media to avoid photographing or filming the faces of any clients or staff entering the clinic, which is housed in a nondescript building.
The Police Service ofNorthern Ireland saidany film or pictures identifying anyone going into the building would be a breach of British law and the European Convention on HumanRights.
One protester, James Dowson, who had travelled from Scotland to represent the UK LifeLeague, said the clinic was “a money-making business” and “a gruesome deadly business thatdeals with the killing of unborn children”.

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macmos: Uniosun no get brain at all.

And you are aspiring to enter the system.

I can't imagine what these guy have been doing all this while.

As if he's talking to someone, my brother Uniosun is an entity comprising of many entities, to run a school no be small thing expecially when you have six campuses, when it comes to admission there are many powers that must be contend with. What do you think will make OAU to conduct post utme since May and yet they have not release any list, not only because they are not ready to resume but admission process to govt universities is like war. Just pray you win.

m.k.o2005:

Absolutely the God's way of doing things. Courtship whether 2days or two yrs isn't biblical and not for Christians. This subject should only be for believers and those who want to learn !Courtship is DEVILISH !

So if I see a lady today, I can marry her tomorrow? Kai kai kai

Mad Cow: This guy wedded two people who just met at his crusade live on stage.. I fainted!!

WTF!!. I comment my reserve.

bodejohn: @ OP, I am also sometimes pressed to put every little detail of life on social media, but I have found out at those moments that there are a lot of other tools that can solve my issues.
In this case you could have made use of a calculator, every chinko phone too now has one to solve this issue and save us all the pain of reading this and joining in calling your uncle dump or dumb.

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