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Politics / Re: Buhari Was The 2nd Target Of The Bomb Blast In Kaduna by nagoma(m): 3:31pm
asadike: first,rip 2 dead. Secondly, wether it is stage manage by buhari o or na gej cause am,i tink its time 4 al christians in d north 2 migrate down south, we wil welcom u wit open arms nd wit d brotherly love of jesus christ. As 4 my people ndigbo dat are stil in d north, its time 2 stop answering 'aku lue ulo' its time 2 bear uku lue ulo. Come home nd let boko haram turn north to a grave yard. As 4 people calin gej up nd down,u beta stop. How com boko haram breeds nd operate only in d nd from d north?even if gej is d brain behind bh,den d northern leaders are in ful suport otherwise,d north i no wuld av topled dis govt,tey tey.

You have no interest whatsoever in northern Christians. When more than 50 % of the Chibok school girls abducted are Christians and daughters of Christian families what did you? You remain so insensitive and wicked , you said nobody was abducted! For weeks and months the southern and so called Christian president did not even utter a word about them. His wife called and humiliated the parents in her terrible English. It is now 100 days and all the Presidents concern is on impeaching or assassinating the opposition leaders. We cannot allow our northern Christian brothers to into slavery in the south. Your tiny enclave cannot even contain them. The northern Christians know where there home is, they know better.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Missing Air Algerie Plane Confirmed Crashed by seankafor: 3:29pm
TERRORISM AT ITS PEAK.....RIP TO D dead ESPECIALLY D NAIJA GUY...THIS LYF IS NOTING..UR BROTHER U C TODAY U MAY C NO MORE
Family / Re: What Should He Do? by cococandy(f): 3:22pm
She wasn't abused.
If anything she was the one that dealt with the man mercilessly.
Her dad before he died was unhappy with her and his wife at the way they used to milk the man and intrude into his business.

I'm not supporting him because I know him o. I know the lady too. Her father was my teacher and we were a lil bit close.

Any evidence of abuse she shows will probably be a doctored one.

You're right though. If she could betray her friend,one can't be surprised she betrayed the man too
baby124: And what if she shows proof she was being physically and emotionally maltreated in Nigeria? What did this man expect when he married a girl he met through such shady ways. For a woman to abandon her kids, then it is obvious she may be an opportunist and a user. She used him to get an education, he is no longer useful to her. Now she has moved on to someone else who has better things to offer. Though you can't really tell what she went through in that marriage.

Advice the guy to move on. He has reaped what he sowed. He went into a marriage filled with controversy. A friend that will betray a close friend like this, God help you. He is lucky he is not dead. She only cleaned him out.
Politics / Re: Missing Air Algerie Flight Has Crashed, Killing 116 On Board by himkers(m): 3:22pm
AYODEJI4LOVE: huuuuumhuuuum.....Malaysian,Taiwan,...now Algerie.........RIP to the dead....but why.........

Its Malaysia, Malaysia again, and then Algeria.
Politics / Re: Missing Air Algerie Flight Has Crashed, Killing 116 On Board by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 3:18pm
huuuuumhuuuum.....Malaysian,Taiwan,...now Algerie.........RIP to the dead....but why.........
Education / Re: ‘murdered Girl Not Babcock Varsity Student’ by priscaoge(f): 3:14pm
ferdimako:
If Babcock admitted she was a student...will it make people not to apply there? She dropped out and ceased being their student. Instead of focussing on why she dropped out, busy with men and be going to parties she didn't even know the celebrants....u are defending. All d dead are innocent...now I remember.
Lmao! Dude calm down we ain't fightinggrinundecided. What if d parents says otherwise? If it won't make people to stop applying Y d rush to save d name of d school? Am not defending anybody,I said my opinion which am entitled to, u are free to say urs without quoting me #Peace!
Literature / Re: *******SCENARIO 75******** by daveP(m): 3:11pm
All rights Reserved © 2014 by Lovanstein Publishers,an affiliate of LGC.

This story is a work of fiction.Names,characters,places and incidents are the author's imagination or are used fictitiously.Any resemblance to actual events or locale,persons,living or dead,is entirely COINCIDENTAL.

Politics / Re: Bombers Wanted To Assassinate Me – Buhari by Jakumo(m): 3:08pm
Boo hooo the weeping election loser wails again. Hey, dude, you drool snot when you weep, and that chit is NASTY to look at, even on TV.

Boo Hooo somebody tried to hurt me and I cut my finger. Boo hooo !

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, to bad this muffuguh will be dead as a muffugin' door-nail before long. He has always made for such entertaining comic relief.

Oh well, some other clown is bound to bumble over when this one dies ha ha ha.

Booo Hoooo !
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 3:06pm
teddybiyasi: prepare your casket warriblood, ur dead already! Na for me to bury u na in remain


airmark do your thing its high time this fool get murdered



SAW
Education / Re: ‘murdered Girl Not Babcock Varsity Student’ by ferdimako(m): 3:00pm
priscaoge:
That's the point
If Babcock admitted she was a student...will it make people not to apply there? She dropped out and ceased being their student. Instead of focussing on why she dropped out, busy with men and be going to parties she didn't even know the celebrants....u are defending. All d dead are innocent...now I remember.
Islam for Muslims / The Systematic Slaughter Of The Shia Muslims. But The World Looks Only To Israel by Rafidi: 2:58pm
The systematic slaughter of the Shiites. But the world looks only to Israel

posted by Shahram Ali

July 23, 2014

http://lubpak.com/archives/318177



“Genocide of the Palestinian people” and “indiscriminate aggression” by Israel. These are the keywords that have characterized the media and debates in recent days with protests in the streets, shares of any kind on social networks and calls for a boycott of Israeli products.

Now, without going into the merits of the issue, which would require an analysis in itself, is more than legitimate to ask why all this activism by certain Islamist circles in Europe and by the “champions of human rights” we have not seen in for the Shiites, systematically massacred by extremist Salafist groups; a clear case is just what the recent advance of the Islamic State in Iraq (ex-Isil) that caused hundreds of deaths and about 300,000 refugees, according to estimates of the High Commission for Human Rights of the UN.

The numbers of Shia Rights Watch speak for themselves: since the beginning of 2014 more than 4,000 were killed Shiites in Iraq, of which only 3794 (1600 in the first three months of the year), but the number is increasing due to the advance the Islamic State which has as its primary target the Shia population in Iraq. Still in 2014, more than 200 [massacred] in Pakistan and 380 cases were registered in Lebanon, Bahrain and Yemen.

on 11 June, the religious leader Sayed Reza Bahtani and family, originating in Samarra, were killed, along with another family, by terrorists of the Islamic State, while they were on the way to Najaf. On July 2, the jihadists have targeted for the third time the mausoleum of al-Askari, which houses the tomb of two Shi’ite imams, killing six and wounding faithful. On June 6, 54 Shias were massacred in an attack by the Islamic state on two mausoleums in Samarra; then the terrorists have occupied some of the mosques in the city. On June 4, the Islamic State has targeted the hospital in Hilla, killing 14 people and wounding sixty. The day before, a series of bombs exploded in Shiite commercial areas in Najaf, Iskanadriyah, Nasiriyah and the market of Mahmoudiyah. On May 29, a series of bombs placed in Sadr City and Mosul have caused some sixty dead, while four days before it 35 Shiite pilgrims killed on their way to the commemoration of Imam Mousa al-Kazim.

Iraq is a paradoxical case, where the Shiite majority has long been the victim of continuous attacks by the Salafist jihadists.

How to forget the first pogrom in the history of Egypt, which took place under the rule of the Muslim Brotherhood in 2013, when a group of Shia faithful gathered in a private home in Abu Musallim were lynched by a mob of extremist Salafis. In 2008, the spiritual leader of the Muslim Brotherhood, Yusuf al-Qaradawi, gave a warning against “imperialism Shia” that would undermine the security of the Sunnis in Egypt and other Islamic countries.

The Human Rights Watch denounced on its website the violent and systematic propaganda of the Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis against Shiite Egyptians, perpetrated for years.

In Bahrain, where the Sunni Al-Khalifa family of Qatari origin reigns , the Shia population (two-thirds of the country) is constantly a victim of persecution, with thousands of arrests and cases of torture documented by international organizations for human rights.

The Human Rights Commission of Pakistan has documented that only in 2013, more than a thousand Shiites were killed in hundreds of attacks, mainly in the cities of Quetta, Karachi, Kangu, Parachinar, Islamabad and Rawalpindi.

In March of 2013 a Shiite mosque in Anderlecht, Belgium, was the target of an extremist Salafist who entered the building armed with an ax and a can of gasoline with which he started a fire. In the attack, it costed his life the Imam Abdallah Dadou.

The issue of intolerance against Shi’ites unfortunately also applies to Italy, where social networks have reported many comments strongly anti-Shia, also published by some converts.

In short, why we have not seen any mobilization for the thousands of deaths among Shiites, systematically perpetrated by extremists over the years? Muslims who kill other Muslims, as it is not considered as such; thousands of deaths, but they are not worth talking about, it’s an uncomfortable subject. Pacifists are silent.

http://www.dirittodicritica.com/2014/07/21/sciiti-massacro-isil-iraq-bahrein-53326/#sthash.tIkINk6T.dpuf
Politics / Re: Photos From The Bomb Blast In Kaduna by abdul4new: 2:42pm
Rexxie:
its utterances like this that easily gives u n bhri away as terrorists..by their unguarded words,we know them..bhri aint a terrorist but ppl died post '11 elections no thanks to his notorios 'model' utterances..
RIP to da dead
#SPLIT NIGERIA NOW
#SPLIT YOUR FATHER HOUSE, COMMON BE PATRIOTICS......
Politics / Missing Air Algerie Flight Has Crashed, Killing 116 On Board by oludashmi(f): 2:33pm
Another tragedy! The Air Algerie flight that went missing en route from Burkina Faso to Algiers has crashed. ”I can confirm that it has crashed,” the official said, declining to give details of where the plane was or what caused the accident.

All 110 passengers and 6 crews said to be dead.
http://www.nigerianheadlines.com/2014/07/24/missing-air-algerie-flight-has-crashed-killing-all-on-board/

Poems For Review / Poetry: My Country:who Shall Her. by tjkadzyanju(m): 2:23pm
My country;who will save her.....

A green world my eyes beheld,
Builded and rested on three mighty ethnic arms,
parted by Niger and Benue;two beautiful queens they were.

Oh!my beloved home,
how rich and endowed you were,
out of you once flowed milk and honey,
once called giant and tagged fearless,
you once ate with honour,
and peace lies at your vineyard,
you were blessed with strength and noble were you called

At birth,you had a beautiful future,
and a sharp vision u had,
and seers,need not tell you were on course for greatness

As a baby,barely 3months old,
you were first carried and pampered by violent men in 'kaki' suit,
remember,you lost one of your bright eyes at infant,

A little while you were carted away by cunny men,
And now,54years,a little bit old,
nature has pluck your complete sight and your vision is lost

your seeds are slaves in their homeland,
your enemy called 'political' and 'God fathers' have eaten your inheritance,

Deserving heirs are craving for bones in the den,
and born thiefs,happy and merry in palace,

your farmland harbours parasite and termites have eaten your crops,

there is war,among your seeds,at your backyard,
over nuts and left overs,they hate,wail,fight and die.....

Yet your arms are folded,
your eyes refuse to see,
and you smile like the dead,

oh my treasure,who shall save you from your troubles?
And your war,who shall win them for you?
Note:THE CHANGE THIS COUNTRY NEEDS IS YOU.take a honest step today.
Naija o ni baje o.Amin.My country;who will save her.....

A green world my eyes beheld,
Builded and rested on three mighty ethnic arms,
parted by Niger and Benue;two beautiful queens they were.

Oh!my beloved home,
how rich and endowed you were,
out of you once flowed milk and honey,
once called giant and tagged fearless,
you once ate with honour,
and peace lies at your vineyard,
you were blessed with strength and noble were you called

At birth,you had a beautiful future,
and a sharp vision u had,
and seers,need not tell you were on course for greatness

As a baby,barely 3months old,
you were first carried and pampered by violent men in 'kaki' suit,
remember,you lost one of your bright eyes at infant,

A little while you were carted away by cunny men,
And now,54years,a little bit old,
nature has pluck your complete sight and your vision is lost

your seeds are slaves in their homeland,
your enemy called 'political' and 'God fathers' have eaten your inheritance,

Deserving heirs are craving for bones in the den,
and born thiefs,happy and merry in palace,

your farmland harbours parasite and termites have eaten your crops,

there is war,among your seeds,at your backyard,
over nuts and left overs,they hate,wail,fight and die.....

Yet your arms are folded,
your eyes refuse to see,
and you smile like the dead,

oh my treasure,who shall save you from your troubles?
And your war,who shall win them for you?
Note:THE CHANGE THIS COUNTRY NEEDS IS YOU.take a honest step today.
Naija o ni baje o.Amin.
My country;who will save her.....

A green world my eyes beheld,
Builded and rested on three mighty ethnic arms,
parted by Niger and Benue;two beautiful queens they were.

Oh!my beloved home,
how rich and endowed you were,
out of you once flowed milk and honey,
once called giant and tagged fearless,
you once ate with honour,
and peace lies at your vineyard,
you were blessed with strength and noble were you called

At birth,you had a beautiful future,
and a sharp vision u had,
and seers,need not tell you were on course for greatness

As a baby,barely 3months old,
you were first carried and pampered by violent men in 'kaki' suit,
remember,you lost one of your bright eyes at infant,

A little while you were carted away by cunny men,
And now,54years,a little bit old,
nature has pluck your complete sight and your vision is lost

your seeds are slaves in their homeland,
your enemy called 'political' and 'God fathers' have eaten your inheritance,

Deserving heirs are craving for bones in the den,
and born thiefs,happy and merry in palace,

your farmland harbours parasite and termites have eaten your crops,

there is war,among your seeds,at your backyard,
over nuts and left overs,they hate,wail,fight and die.....

Yet your arms are folded,
your eyes refuse to see,
and you smile like the dead,

oh my treasure,who shall save you from your troubles?
And your war,who shall win them for you?
Note:THE CHANGE THIS COUNTRY NEEDS IS YOU.take a honest step today.
Naija o ni baje o.Amin.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Who Has The Strongest Military On Africa? by patches689: 2:18pm
agaugust:

Why did your South African military not whip Seleka rebels that drove your army away from their base in Bangui C.A.R.?


"What is certain, I personally, General Arda Hakouma Seleka Chief of Staff, Chief Of Operations, so I am the one who directed the battle, I saw 36 South African dead and 22 wounded. That’s for sure, and there were prisoners too, we handed them over to Fomac [The regional African peacekeeping force for CAR]," he said .

http://www.english.rfi.fr/africa/20130404-witness-saw-over-50-bodybags-heading-south-africa-amid-allegations-involving-zumas-n

We have proven that he lied about 36 dead South Africans.

So he is clearly telling lies about the rest.

Probably as his ego is damaged after only 200 men stopped thousands of Seleka dead for 13 hours.
Politics / Re: ‘US Stinger Possibly Destroyed MH17’ by shymexx(m): 2:15pm
Missy89:

not coming to the UK till mid next month.

Holidays are boring in the US. nothing fun to do

Perfect timing - I should be about by then.

Holidays are dead in the UK as well. There's nothing to do, and the beaches are shyte. grin

Don't even get me started with the weather, it's a permanent schizo patient. grin

But don't worry, I'll show you my city - the most opinionated and intriguing city on the planet!

London Town, home of the real G's!
Politics / Re: Buhari Was The 2nd Target Of The Bomb Blast In Kaduna by asadike(f): 2:07pm
first,rip 2 dead. Secondly, wether it is stage manage by buhari o or na gej cause am,i tink its time 4 al christians in d north 2 migrate down south, we wil welcom u wit open arms nd wit d brotherly love of jesus christ. As 4 my people ndigbo dat are stil in d north, its time 2 stop answering 'aku lue ulo' its time 2 bear uku lue ulo. Come home nd let boko haram turn north to a grave yard. As 4 people calin gej up nd down,u beta stop. How com boko haram breeds nd operate only in d nd from d north?even if gej is d brain behind bh,den d northern leaders are in ful suport otherwise,d north i no wuld av topled dis govt,tey tey.
Politics / Re: APC Petitions Jonathan, Alleges Plot To Kill Aregbesola by UpLoyo: 1:56pm
bloodykiller: only a vulture will vote this useless and demonic party called apc

81 likes from where grin Very fishy, you don't even have that many people that have read this crap. I guess it's81 brain dead patients. This is the main reason why a dislike button should be added to this forum. So no one has to respond to all these paid jobless m0rons who have nothing to say that to jump on anything pdp.
Nairaland / General / Re: I Just Register On Nairaland Right Now, I Need A Warm Welcome And Good Followers by Leetunechi: 1:51pm
MoneyGreen: First To Comment and Garri Cabals.. sad

hehe

the garri cabals is long dead undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Algerian Airline Carrying 110 Passengers "Missing" by wellmax: 1:45pm
The missing Air Algerie flight AH5017 has crashed in Niger, West Africa, after flying through violent storms, Algerian Television station Elnahar confirmed. The region was badly affected by violent storms and it was earlier said the plane was rerouted while it was flying over Mali.
Source
Foreign Affairs / Re: Algerian Airline Carrying 110 Passengers "Missing" by wellmax: 1:30pm
shymexx: They've found the plane.
It crashed in Niger.
I just hope it wasn't shot down by boko haram - else Nigeria is going to a colony of a next country by the end of the week. grin

At least we now know its location. RIP to the dead
Nairaland / General / Guy Kills Rich Nigerian Lover, Absconds With Car by grosebiz(m): 1:27pm
A businesswoman, identified as Lizzy, has been found dead at her apartment on the Odusanya Oduguwa Crescent, Green Estate, Amuwo Odofin Area of Lagos State. The incident happened on Saturday morning.
PUNCHMetro reports that the 39-year-old indigene of Anambra State was murdered in cold blood by her boyfriend who also carted away her money, ATM cards, jewellery and a Range Rover Sport. Their correspondent learnt from a police source that Lizzy, an executive in a networking firm, had four children from a previous marriage which had broken down and was planning to travel to the United States on Thursday (today) when she was strangled by the suspect.
The source said:
“She was into networking and owned houses in different parts of Lagos. She was an international businesswoman and travelled round the world. She had said she would be travelling to the US this week and had gone to the bank with her boyfriend to withdraw
N4m. When they both got to her house, the man tied her hands and strangled her. He took the money and went away in the car.”
When Punch correspondent visited the victim’s residence on Tuesday, he saw that the house was locked up. A security man, who did not identify himself, said the house was shut by the police.
“The police have been here and they locked up the house.
A reliable source said the deceased had four children from a previous marriage which had broken down.
She was initially married and even had four children. We learnt that her husband impregnated their maid and she said she could not live with the shame. She separated from the man. Since then, she had had several boyfriends who promised her marriage but only duped her. She even had one of them arrested. The case is still with the police. This last one that killed her, they had been dating for three months. The woman fell into this because she always opened up to those close to her.”
A police source added that the suspect, after the crime, fled to a neighbouring country. He said:
The boy is on the run. He ran to Ghana with the woman’s Range Rover Sport and money. But he has no hiding place under the law. He will be arrested. You can’t kill a human being without expecting retribution.”
The Police Public Relations officer, Lagos State Command, Ngozi Braide, confirmed the incident.
She said the police had begun investigations.
She said:

“Yes, the incident happened. She was murdered in her house on Saturday morning and investigations have begun to unravel the cause of her death.
 
Romance / Re: Do You Have Sex With Your Ex While Waiting For Your Next ? by quincie(m): 1:20pm
In my own perspective there is a big diff btw making love and having sex...She's my Ex we ar only helping each other no big deal, no love attached! Moreover I knw her weakpoint and pin codes that wil unlock her..i knw wer to touch or wat to do to her dat wil make her beg for it. Hardly wil my ex resist me except for environmental factors...Bt be careful so it won't reawake d dead.

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Celebrities / Re: See How Souljaboy Disgraced Himself!!! by ideee03(f): 1:09pm
grin
kullozone:

Nooooo!
let him stay dead...please!
Education / Re: ‘murdered Girl Not Babcock Varsity Student’ by priscaoge(f): 1:08pm
She WAS a student of d school undecided,the school said that she dropped out but d family have not said anything about that yet. Until i hear from them,i won't believe this story undecided undecided undecidedcos i can see that u guys are trying to protect the image of ur school



RIP to d dead!
Politics / Re: How I Escaped Assassination – Buhari by SonofMan06: 1:08pm
Ibnsultan: Evil ones have failed. Killing GMB would have thrown these Nation into serious chaos. Violences doesn't pay
Boko Haram wanted General Buhari dead for his failure to finance their terror activities this month.
Family / Re: What Should He Do? by baby124: 1:06pm
And what if she shows proof she was being physically and emotionally maltreated in Nigeria? What did this man expect when he married a girl he met through such shady ways. For a woman to abandon her kids, then it is obvious she may be an opportunist and a user. She used him to get an education, he is no longer useful to her. Now she has moved on to someone else who has better things to offer. Though you can't really tell what she went through in that marriage.

Advice the guy to move on. He has reaped what he sowed. He went into a marriage filled with controversy. A friend that will betray a close friend like this, God help you. He is lucky he is not dead. She only cleaned him out.
Religion / Re: God Is Not A Christian God or Muslim God or Jewish God ! by JesusisLord85: 12:59pm
doubleDx:

Agreed, I'm a sinner because I have sinned but fallen short of the glory of GOD (Romans 3:23) tongue grin Are you without sin? Then cast the first stone!

You do err because you know nothing about the word of GOD! You are just a confused, deluded and spiritually dead fellow claiming to know grin!

And I repeat, GOD IS NOT A MAN!


Numbers 23:19 (KJV)

God is not a man, that he should lie; neither the son of man, that he should repent: hath he said, and shall he not do it? or hath he spoken, and shall he not make it good?


^^^

It appears you are the liar and NOT my GOD grin tongue

What can you teach me about the word of God. You following the dead religion of your oppressors.

Let me tell you who is a liar.
1 John 2:4
"He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him"

Dost thou keep the commandments? Sunday sabbath keepers.lmao
Diaries / Re: Dear Stranger. by standd: 12:55pm
*****
Dear Stranger....
What do you measure libido by?
Nature, years of experience or morals?

As I grow older, I realized that there's a particular time of the month that I crave wantonly for a dikkk. (Am i going to hell? sad sad )
Or maybe I need to get married, fast. ( and feast on Hubby's dikkk)
And mostly around my circle. Can't clearly pick a marker for the times that konji catches me but I know say konji deh catch me wella smiley smiley
And despite all the times I have craved, I do NOT get a dickkk.

Mbanu, do not assume that I'm not-desirable or that dikks are not available. But when konji holds me, I only notice for a while and then it goes away.
Then another ish is, no part of my school syllabus outlined how a gal should ask for sex, my mother did not teach me. The bad books I read show me how but they use white gals as example... Last I checked, I am a Naija babe. We don't ask for sex grin grin grin

Why? You say why?

Ahn! Ahn! Cos I am a Naija woman now (The gele on my head is a religious gele)
I dare not confess that I have cravings for that thing oh. Of course, I'm only telling you cos you are a stranger. You can NOT judge me. tongue

And then, dikks come with yoghurt, some babies, some HIV, some STDs, some life-changing AIDS. Yet they don't come with tags to indicate what they had give along with sex.

******
And gals can pretend a lot when it comes to bed-matters. Gals that are as boring as me even think that sex is a waste of time (No, I am not frigid grin)...
What I meant earlier is that, I can not spread my legs for you if I do NOT love you. And since I tossed love in the lagoon a while back, how do I now spread my legs for you? This ish is complicated....I swear!

******
Stranger, I need to know, do love-addicts truly exist? Are there people who crave for sex and do it severally without getting tired.?
I can understand if a man is a love-addict (because his working substance is always in a state of entropy and needs to thrust into any heat engine while obeying all the laws of thermodynamics) but a woman, how? No pains? No elastic limit? Or the several loads being applied already pushed her 'kini' to its yield point hence, rendering it plastic. I also know that when the Load is NOT directly proportional to the extension, e of an elastic material Eg. Punnany. The elastic material snaps into two like a rubber band....Mtcheeeeew! Physics has failed me here. sad

Hmmmmn, stranger....don't cringe. I think a lot, and you have not heard half of it.

Stranger, have you ever made love? Fuuckked? Had sex?
Are you married?
Do you feel guilty after doing it?
Hmmmmmmmn!

Have you ever wondered why God created sex? For married people alone. Hmmmmn ( Hell fire go full oh, chaiiii )

Anyway, truth be told, I think I have had correctional, clinical and medically-correct sex grin grin grin with a borrowed-phallus I pretended was a Clinical-dilator with a life of its own. (Shut your mouth, dear stranger)

The other types of 'fucccking', I do not know about oh.
As a matter of fact, you can call me a learner. I used to wonder if I can ever satisfy a husband that loves sex. Maybe Sex is not for Melancholics like me undecided undecided
When I can spend quality time reading, dancing or travelling across the globe. Who has time to spread legs for a Nigerian man who would go wham bam bam wham wham bam bam...2 minutes...he's panting like a bull on fire. 5 minutes, he is spent and rolling his pot-belly off your slick body. Mtcheeeewwww.

In my opinion, sex should be banned worldwide. grin grin
At least some of these men would begin to think with their brains 80% of the time.

*****
Yes! You are free to picture me lying on the bed like a log of wood. Lolgrin grin
Maybe I would even sleep off during the 'do', who knows. Or read a newspaper, chew gum, watch football....Do anything, I just don't want to think about sex or that someone is doing it to me.

******
Dear stranger, on the flip side. I daydream sometimes, about this certain hulk with a big and long koboko... A tender heart and a sweet soul. Of course he has to be a virgin prior to meeting me tongue...He should have money, last I checked, love is not eatable, neither is it Ferrari or Prada. tongue
And then we had build a life together and we had paint sex like wildfire across our bodies.
I imagine him thrusting deep as I grab his cute butt, urging him on as he waits for me to come before he does. grin grin
We had have 3 children. And a beautiful house surrounded by a garden of sweet smelling flowers.
The hulk in my dream is a black man though. African king.

Asides this my dream man, sex is irritating and boring. You are free to cringe now stranger.

*****
Stranger, why do men find it easy to ask for sex? Is it an animalistic tendency of the hunting male or an in-built instinct?

******
I remember:

G: This one came and told me he had to have me, else he had die.
Mtcheeew, he didn't stop there. He unzipped and unleashed a dragon that's so long, he confessed he usually had to hold it up with a belt. *disgusting* All I saw was a dead rat yearning for fresh air.
G wanted to seduce me with his long kini, he failed.
The mumu did not 'have' me yet he is not dead.
Mtcheeeew, boys can lie.


F: Was a Yahoo boy back in school who had come to kneel and beg for sex like a demon-possessed e-diot. (All i could think about is how he would secrete maggots inside me and use me for yahoo+ ) Eewwww!
He told me he had no galfriend. Yet, his babe was my friend's friend who never knew her guy always sprawls on his knees to beg me for sex. The audacity of the male specie.


L: A slim-tall photographer I met in camp, he said he got hot by merely looking at my butt. And told me his pecker would take me to heaven and back. This one was so passionate about having sex with me that he was willing to be maga-mugu for a piece of me. I was NICE, I did not chop his money though, I somehow knew his yoghurt will be hot as his body is always too hot over my matter self. (I did not want anyone pouring hot 'spam' over my destiny) I simply told him to 'shook' his pecker into cracks in any wall he comes across. (He stopped talking to me sad )


S: He had me on his laps, I was falling for this cute dude. Then he told me to follow him home and dance skelewu on his bed. grin grin He made promises that I'm sure Dangote can not fulfil. After every promise, he put a full stop with Sex. S had no dime after all, his bank was inside his boxers. I find him intriguing, he just wasn't smooth enough to swoon this melancholic


T: This one always promised he was not going to hurt me. He was only going to put the 'tip' inside. How can the 'head' go in while the body is out. My young mind was troubled.
I remember how he used to beg and plead so passionately...
Then I also remember how my dear friend really likes him and wants to date him. Yet, the dude asked me for sex over a thousand times ( I exaggerate).


E: An Engineer I met at the company where I had my IT. This one did everything except force his pecker into my mouth in public glare. He would bore me endlessly with tales of how his wife is mannerless and how they quarrel all the time. How he's scared of going home and wants to hang out with me (In a guest house of course grin )
The day he forcefully put my hands on his pecker on the way to a project site. I calmly waited till we got to the office and reported him to everyone.
grin I was later told that his wife is heavily pregnant and the Randy engineer is sex-starved. I couldn't help him, I had my eyes on a cute and decent Corp member.

*****
Stranger, I could go on and on about guys who had asked blatantly for sex. I also recall how I used to get hot for some guys and I just want to tear off their clothes and eat them up, but they will never find out cos I will NEVER tell them I crave for them. Why? ( If you ask me, na who I go ask?)
Guys have always been free to ask for whatever it is they want. But as for the female, we dare not ask. Why?
Someone should pls wake all the dead feminists who fought for female emancipation.
This is a matter for their likes.

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Dear stranger, are you a man or a woman, a child or an adult?
I am so sorry, if I just made you cringesad sad
You can NOT judge me.

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