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RomanceRe: Who Is The Tallest Guy On Nairaland 2014? ( Post Your Pic ) by 01emek(m): 8:58pm On Nov 20, 2014
ennon92:
re u amputated?
lol amputated ko, ampit ni grin ... Guy na style jor cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Who Is The Tallest Guy On Nairaland 2014? ( Post Your Pic ) by 01emek(m):
Lol, its gonna be fun mhen! Oya make una like.. 6ft3 i still dey grow oo tongue grin

RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 6:22pm On Nov 18, 2014
soe:
UK
angry
RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 3:05pm On Nov 18, 2014
soe:
Dude...the rusty zincs and mud houses they have there are more precious than what you'll ever garner. Hope you get the msg?
Rusty Zinc and muddy house been precious?? Oh really? You call undervelopment precious?

What part of west are you from?
RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 10:03am On Nov 18, 2014
soe:
But for real...invite me to anambra when its time for the naming ceremony
Am i joking with you angry

And am from Enugu not Anambra tongue

And you are from Ibadan, where all the zinc are rustty with mud houses grin cheesy tongue
RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 9:58am On Nov 18, 2014
andyallor:
Now you know its not as you thought. Even though you did it once she can still get pregnant, only a woman can tell who is responsible for her pregancy, so if she says you are responsible and you don't believe her, I suggest you then have to tell your parents to know the next step, or meet a trusted councillor or doctor.
I advise you act fast because time is not on your side stop acting doubts and confused before its too late to cortail an hindrance to your dream of going to university and her future plans.
I don't know how to keep my mouth when telling my parent about it. its not an easy tasks but thank you very much for the advice.
RomanceRe: What Are The Duties Of Mr Nairaland And Miss Nairaland? by 01emek(m): 6:41am On Nov 18, 2014
Is she married to Mr Nairaland?? Why the MRS (MISS) Nairaland.. tongue
RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 6:35am On Nov 18, 2014
daverebranded:
I swear nairalanders can form holy eh, sEe their mouth liKE when u were doing this or that, am in my early twenties just time and am done with skul , Kept maself all this yEars NA today I know say tHunder the fire person , fill likE tHE worsT person rite now, that aside dude your case still worz, nothing u go do, no advice will come from here, she no go abort, u go be papa and u will start celebrating fathers day before your mates, enjoy it. Learn and move on, nobody will kill you even if em be virgin, just don't do anything. Stupid.
thanks bro.
RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 6:30am On Nov 18, 2014
soe:
mad boy
lol cheesy angry
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Don't No How To Speak Or Written English. Hmm by 01emek(op): 11:38pm On Nov 17, 2014
twerkjack:
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahha #fall from bed laughin# hehehehehehehehhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhhahahahahahahahahahakekekekekekkekekekkekkeke #faints#
why are you laughing grin
RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 11:37pm On Nov 17, 2014
soe:
Yh..I love Buhari.. He is the man for the job
Continue dreaming awon boko haram cheesy
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Don't No How To Speak Or Written English. Hmm by 01emek(op): 11:32pm On Nov 17, 2014
Hardeylove:
Lmao.....This ur own Grammar sef fit kill person. Both of u need evening class
hmmm fine girl.
RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 11:29pm On Nov 17, 2014
soe:
OMG. Goodnight
good night.. Buhari man.
RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 11:20pm On Nov 17, 2014
soe:
Emeka...why all this.
so you want to show me you could speak English abi? cheesy

who even tell this boy my name self angry
RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 11:13pm On Nov 17, 2014
soe:
lol
who is laughing with you angry grin tongue
RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 11:00pm On Nov 17, 2014
soe:
If I slap you there emeka.
17 yrs old boy.

By the way...why didn't you use clndom.
Ordinary gold circle.. Ehn? You just dey show urself dey show urself

Tomorrow now you ll be complaining about twitter not being in Igbo.
guy why are you stalking me? Better go and celebrate your twitter translation device angry grin tongue
RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 10:49pm On Nov 17, 2014
Missmossy:
Hmmm i don't believe this crap.
am not lieing, i did it only once, and now she is telling me that she is pregnant for me, do you think a girl of 16 can get pregnant?
RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 10:46pm On Nov 17, 2014
guffywealth26:
See mumu o, u did it once, na twice you for do am now. Guy take responsibility for your mistake and move on.
how can i take responsibility bros, am just 17.
WebmastersRe: Twitter Can Now Be Translated Into Yoruba by 01emek(m): 10:44pm On Nov 17, 2014
cirmuell:
*sigh* okay, slyp tyt. grin
goodnight then angry
RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 10:40pm On Nov 17, 2014
soe:
Guy how far!
She don born?
guy why are you looking for my trouble, do you realise am a family man? angry
RomanceRe: Am Just 17, And She Said I Inpregnanted Her. by 01emek(op): 10:38pm On Nov 17, 2014
andyallor:
Don't you have a biology teacher that should've thought you puberty? undecided

Oga when a girl starts menstruating she's prone to get pregnant if sexually active and girls usually start puberty from the age 11,12,13 but sometimes earlier , sometimes later. So guy face the consequencies.
Or you both should meet a trusted councillor.
i thought only girls who are 18 can get pregnant? And by the way, i did it only once, so i don't think am responsible for it.
WebmastersRe: Twitter Can Now Be Translated Into Yoruba by 01emek(m): 10:30pm On Nov 17, 2014
cirmuell:
how did you react when Igbo was added to google translate? grin not many langs. in mother africa get recognition like this you know?! wink
but yuroba lang did not worth it angry tongue
WebmastersRe: Twitter Can Now Be Translated Into Yoruba by 01emek(m): 4:34pm On Nov 17, 2014
cirmuell:
Okay grin
A harmless question now, you're from which tribe?
am from the east, any thing wrong with that?? tongue
WebmastersRe: Twitter Can Now Be Translated Into Yoruba by 01emek(m): 4:18pm On Nov 17, 2014
cirmuell:
lmao...tongue the better team wins
angry you guys should celebrate things worth celebrating not all thissss.
CelebritiesRe: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by 01emek(m): 4:03pm On Nov 17, 2014
Mr cork when you go get sense grin
WebmastersRe: Twitter Can Now Be Translated Into Yoruba by 01emek(m): 3:52pm On Nov 17, 2014
cirmuell:
cee am grin

'Beef' ain't cool for your health bro, you might wanna try Ponmo. wink
who is laughing with angry grin tongue
RomanceRe: Why Is He So Angry With Me? by 01emek(m): 3:44pm On Nov 17, 2014
If you ask meeeee, na who i go ask? The matter way u see so, e heavy for mouth cheesy

pls who have seen Omawumi my crush angry
WebmastersRe: Twitter Can Now Be Translated Into Yoruba by 01emek(m): 3:29pm On Nov 17, 2014
yurme:
yoruba peepz mumu reach ur lang? Didirin
ediot. Your mate are controling the country's economy, you are here celebrating twitter.
WebmastersRe: Twitter Can Now Be Translated Into Yoruba by 01emek(m): 3:07pm On Nov 17, 2014
Hahahaha yuroba people mumu enhhh.... So because twitter now translate into yuroba we no go hear word again.

Trust me, this won't last long. People who are ashamed of speaking their language in a gathering. Bitter truth. CONE HEAD
RomanceRe: What A Mistake by 01emek(m): 8:15am On Nov 17, 2014
Hahaha nice write up.
RomanceRe: Why Is The Average Lady So Envious, Hateful Or Indifferent Towards Other Ladies? by 01emek(m):
Women are the funniest thing that ever happen to earth.

Girls be like '' I don't have female friends i only keep male friend '' grin

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