₦airaland Forum

Short girls are too aggressive and hurt-tempered. I don't know if am the only one that have noticed it.


Although am not tall(5.1), but i approached this short girl and ask her out only for her to look me up and down and call me shortie....

I tired to explan to her that its God that gives and take height,let her forget about Biology(heredity and trait) and let jangolova in love. She told me never to approach her again that shortness is not in her family that was when i start wandering if she have eyes atall.

She wanted to walk outta on me and in the process of trying to stop her i touched her bre'ast and she slap me, that was my 1st on how its feels touching a brea'st not even that of a goat have i touch so i touched again and she slap again, i touch again and she slap again ( not hard as before ). So i ask her should we turn it into a touch and slap game? She said ''yes''.


That was how i found the touch and slap game,you can now play it with your colleague at your work place, with your female friends and even the passager seating next to you.

Lol so you actually read to the end? Seriously you are more jobless than i am

Its was really unfair and disheartened for her to refuse my proposal because of my height.

Pls nairalander is height now a problem in relationship and for the records,am 5:1.

APC sabi change mouth ehh, the other day its was Buhari saying he never made any 100 days promise to Nigerian. Chai Buhari can lie ooooooo

Hero10001:
Buhari!!! is Just an exclamation just like; Jesus!, allahu akbar! Holy molly! Iya alakara o! Etc.

Pls don't mind those morafvcker tryin to bash you, their miserable life is compounded with guilty conscience.
Thumbs up bro!

thank you Boss

tayebest:
why are you so stoopid to comprehend simple statement?


lalasticlala come jare

guy chilex, that just an exclamation

lanrehamd:
I can't believe some Nigerians are still like this... God come and save ur people....

that's just an exclamation.

Saraki would prevail!

Buhari!!!

Nigeria!!! I wish it was all dreams

Its all started two weeks ago, she was brought to our school to take us on literature. Since then, any time i see her, my brother my thing go come they rise.


I don't like our maths teacher uncle taye, he always come to our class when our literature aunty is teaching and he use to touch her and that make me jealous but i will soon warm him to stay away from my babe!

Pls should tell my literature aunty that i like her? Am 15 in SS1. Please matured advice needed.

Any time i see girl imbec'lie my thing go come dey raise. Pls advice me

She always look at me when ever i pass. Please i need your advice!

Seriously Nigeria is better divided. Imagine a football final between Biafra and the Nigeria it would be a direct replicate of Barcelona and Madrid.

jnrbayano:
Foolish boy. Disgrace!

are you pained? Oya sorry.

Thunder!!!

Er0ticAngela:
I hereby enjoin all the governors of Niger, Kogi, Kwara, Plataeu, Benue, Nassarawa including Abuja, to deport all the Heeebos therein.

Deport the Heeebos. Chase the Heeebos away. Send the Heeebos back to Biafra.

you are a real definition of a wast sperm. A product of pre marital sex.

My yoloba neighbours can now bury their head in sand. Any way i used to be an Anamberian until the mentally derange govt decided to call us Enugu. Anyway Nkanu Ebukaaaaaa

The heading should be '' Bahari urged Biafrans to help win the tournament'' . Biafrans making Nigerian proud since 1900

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Nawa and Mr duara said they are winning the war against insurgency:/

jnrbayano:
We are never a tribalist nation. Pls don't spoil our heritage with vile posts.

taaaaaaaaa '' oya sorry''

Alot of people drink what is worst than this! Any way this is Nigeria for you

And yoloba guys be like '' them come ogun come defect us ooooooo Oluwon maJe'' proudly Igbo!

Am not expecting much from MR dullard. proudly 5%.