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PoliticsRe: A Functioning Seaport And Economic/technological Revolution In The SE by 01emek(m): 12:22pm On May 22, 2015
It is realistic if only we work towards achieving it. Thus the FG have a right to stop the project but i don't think he would because its been done without an interior motive..

Taking about funds, just 20people icollaboration with the five eastern governors would deliver the project without going into bankrupcy.

And with this there would be equitable distribution of human and material resources in Nigeria.


THE AFTERMATH OF THIS!!!

The population of lagos would reduce drastically, becuase human and material resources tend to move were its was assumed to be secure for industrial development. And when you talk about advance econimic development, any where an industry could be found is assumed to be well developed in order to make goods easily accessable..


Available market would never be the problem because an ordinary sense would tell that everybody in the east are not into importation. So? They would trade within them self there making goods cheaper for the inhabitants. And dumping (in economic) would be applicable when goods are in excess. Excessive goods would be taken to the west and north were its would be needed.


And for posterity sake? The seaport would be a steping stone when biafra is achieved..



Like the wise sayiny ''a journey of thoursands miles begans with a step...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Police Sabotage Hausa's In Ekiti To Burn Ado-ekiti Main Market by 01emek(m): 11:34am On May 22, 2015
HRich:
yet they fail to grant the Igbos biafra.
can just imagine the irony in this? They don't like you, and stil they don't want you to go!! cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Police Sabotage Hausa's In Ekiti To Burn Ado-ekiti Main Market by 01emek(m): 11:16am On May 22, 2015
shaboti:
you dey mind d moròn? Hausas are destroyin their land and dey r still calling igbo cheesy
The problem is that they see the igbo nation as a threat to their progress and prosperity and this is making them go nut... cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Police Sabotage Hausa's In Ekiti To Burn Ado-ekiti Main Market by 01emek(m): 10:56am On May 22, 2015
MusaIbrahim1:
Okay... Those Igbo boys be like our association with the SW is the real CHANGE....
why can't you chat without calling the igbos? Why do you see the tribe igbo as a threat??



Live and let live plsssss!!
RomanceRe: Adventure, Romance And The Unseen!!!.. by 01emek(op): 8:03pm On May 21, 2015
Immediately after the prayer, the engine came to life and that was when i remenber that am yet to buy some thing that would at least keep my mouth busy....

Lacassera!!
"abeg give me one lacassera and two bottle water''.
"see am, your money na 280''.
I wan collect the laccassera from the widow na him somebody shout.

Why you dey touch my bre.as.t na?!!!
Everyone burst into laughter which made me ashamed but i managed to smile then i tell am sorry make she no vex.

And some one shouted from the back'' all this boy wey pay for attach na to dey touch girls come dey form say una dey buy some from window''. And that envoke laughter from the travelers.

"madam bring change, na 500 i hold oo'' that was kunle.
"give me my bread, i no get change oo''. The bus had start moving slowly out of the park...
"kunle give her bread na, abi u wan steal her bread'' kunle friend was saying. He returned the bread to her after she threatened to shout.


Jane: Hello dad.

Dad: hello jane (jane was the girl kunle was trying to chyking)

jane: dad i just wanna tell you that am on my way.

Dad: i told you to go by flight but you choose to disobey me by traveling by road..

Jane: but dad....

Dad: don't but dad me, see you tomorrow. With that he hung up.

When the bus start moving, like other that were standing i used my hand to support my self by holding a place provided for all attachers. Outside the new road park was the naked city of sabon garri kano. Like always everyone was busy with their daily activities.

Then its hit me so hard that i would be leaving the pyramid city. Not just the city but my love once. "So na like this i go stand still i reach rivers''. A boy said in a more comic way. Traveling from kano to the southeast was a journey of not less than 13hours.

Just then the TV in the bus was switchon automatically and written on the screen was ''akilaah and the bee''...
RomanceRe: My Landlady R..aped Me!!!!! by 01emek(op): 3:35pm On May 21, 2015
adeh39:
Jeez!!! I see.............

Thumbs up ooo.
lwkmd
RomanceRe: My Landlady R..aped Me!!!!! by 01emek(op): 2:53pm On May 21, 2015
adeh39:
Nawa oooo.... This your Lies get Part two ooo. Haahahuh Landlady raped youhuh

Oya swear with your two eyes, if na lie, make your two eyes go blind. *laughs*

01emek i dey wait o.
seriously am not lieing, and my pastor said i should stop swearing... tongue
RomanceRe: Adventure, Romance And The Unseen!!!.. by 01emek(op): 1:09pm On May 21, 2015
The bus was a 64 seater bus, thirty seat on both side and the ramaining four was located at the back. Those who paid for seat were all seated and the attacher were standing at the meddle of the bus. Standing on the attach are 15 people, fourteen of which are guys and the remaining is dressed like a tom boy. Most occupant of the bus were young Nigerins between the age of 17-30.. One Nigeria was painted green white green...

"oboy fine fine girls dey this motor oo'' the guys standing behind me on attach lamented.
"chei see that particular girl oo, she make sense no be small oo..
" make i go chyky her, who knows she go dey my bills''.
"broke ass that girl no be your size oo''. The other guy said.
"whach me do my thing''. And off he went.

She was tall, slim and ebony was adouring her skin. From were i was standing, she had a round,firm,qverage boons. She was puting on a red top, and on it was written '' my boyfriend bought this top for me''. She was putting on a black trouser which brought out her coca-cola shape.

Kunle: hi my name is kunle..

Girl: (quiet)

kunle: i know this is your first time of traveling by road. Never the journey won't be boring with me by your side.

Girl: (quiet and behave indefferent)

kunle: (getting fustrated) pls talk to me na..

Girl: (plug in earphone and was noging to a beat)

kunle: oloshiii. (he shouted)...

Every person who was watching the drama unfold burst into an uncontrollable laughter..

Good afternoon ladies and genttleman, my name is pastor kenn and i am here to market some of our product to you. Here with me is muster seed and if you have be traveling with this bus you would have know me by now. This muster have been found to be the solutions to numerous problem. Its was discovered of resent that...... He was stil saying when the conductor interuptered him.
" ehh pls am very sorry to interupt una, here the map of Nigeria and na for inside una go see all the state we go pass before we reach our final bus stop wey be rivers. Na just 50naira to get one''.Only five people bought the map.

"enhh pls close your eyes as we are about to pray for self journey and for peace Nigeria..............
RomanceRe: Adventure, Romance And The Unseen!!!.. by 01emek(op): 10:45am On May 21, 2015
JOEFY:
Its not that serious, its just nairaland, this forum doesnt pay your bills does it? relax your life
ok thank you.
RomanceRe: Adventure, Romance And The Unseen!!!.. by 01emek(op): 10:01am On May 21, 2015
JOEFY:
Waste of time
lol thanks for your comnent.. Please keep them coming, its only make me stronger...
RomanceRe: My Landlady R..aped Me!!!!! by 01emek(op): 9:57am On May 21, 2015
oyin17:
Get well soon
sad and who told you am sick? :p
RomanceRe: Adventure, Romance And The Unseen!!!.. by 01emek(op): 9:52am On May 21, 2015
All right reserved, no copy of this should be reproduce, either electronic, machinical or other wise without the permission of the author...


THIS WORK ARE SOLEMNLY THE WORK OF THE AUTHOR, ANY RESEMBLANCE ARE PURLY COINCIDENCE.

You comment,critictism and encouragment are welcome...
RomanceAdventure, Romance And The Unseen!!!.. by 01emek(op): 9:42am On May 21, 2015
Kogi,Enugu,Abia and Rivers go be our last bus stop. That was when i started having that filling. You know that kind of filling you get when you are leaving a place which you have stayed for 18yrs.

I would be traveling alone to the east for the first time. That nostalgic filling of leaving the pyramid city of kano, that euphorial filling of my new school and the fear of the unseen..

Kogi,Enugu,Abia and Rivers na our last bus stop.
"bros com, come,na one Nigeria be the best bus for here''.
"bors no mind am,one nigeria dey spoil for road and na them thief they catch pass''. I enjoy listening to their agurment and would go with the winner.
"bros first tazan na the real deal and our money no dey cost''..
"hehehehe see person, oya answer me, first tazan no be old people they enter una motor? My guy one Nigeria na cheap bus and na young people dey travel with am pass''.

I decided to go with one Nigeria because last thing i ever wished was travel with some old, bore civil servant..

New road park in kano have become more popular following the resent bombing which clam the life of hundred of people due to the bombing,the security is now tight...

One Nigeria buses was not that new
the way he made it. Its was ok anyway.

"madam how much be ticket?''
"na 3000naira oo but sit done finish na attach na remain''.
How much attach?
"na 1700 ''.
"oya give me one''.

I collected my ticket(attach) and on it was written ''bus 17 attach number 12''..
RomanceRe: My Landlady R..aped Me!!!!! by 01emek(op): 8:30am On May 21, 2015
Why do you guys think am lieing?
RomanceRe: My Landlady R..aped Me!!!!! by 01emek(op): 10:29pm On May 20, 2015
professorbea:
always enjoyin ur comment
woman wrappering go kill you ooo....
RomanceRe: My Landlady R..aped Me!!!!! by 01emek(op): 9:23pm On May 20, 2015
babakol:
Nawa o... " ku oro omo"
and whats that? Don't your phone type in english? Or are you using the yuroba vasion?
RomanceRe: My Landlady R..aped Me!!!!! by 01emek(op): 9:16pm On May 20, 2015
3coins:
you aint andyblaze man
you no get respect abi?
RomanceRe: My Landlady R..aped Me!!!!! by 01emek(op): 9:11pm On May 20, 2015
Why are you guys finding it hard to believe me?
RomanceMy Landlady R..aped Me!!!!! by 01emek(op): 7:45pm On May 20, 2015
Its all started 2weeks ago, friday to be precise.
On that fateful day, i was taking my bath in one of the numerous bathroom in my compound when i saw a figure spying on me...

My people, this is not the first time my landlady dey look me wen i dey baf.. I have caught her on several occasions but she ask me not to tell anyone and in trun promise to buy motor for me (highlander to be precise) if i keep her promise which i kept.....

But i met my waterloo this morning at about 6:33am when i heard her calling my name and i was like '' why this woman they call me na??

'' abeg help me check weather MTA dey show merlin''! That was the bit..ch...
"ahh MTA don they show merlin?'' i asked follishly..

Holding my falling slack boxer in one hand, was sarch for merlin with the other. When i wan come trun the area na that time my slack boxer come fall, i truned back only to see her looking at me seducsively and biting her upper lips, that when i know i was in danger. I wan run ooo but she get power pass me, she come carry me go ra.pe me..


Am considering taking a legal action but she say she go buy the type of jonathan jet for me... Please advice me am confused.....
RomanceRe: 9 Years Old Boy Renews Marriage Vows With 62 Years Old Woman- See Photos by 01emek(m): 9:33am On May 02, 2015
Mumu boy...... She is older than your mum!!!!









Well him too wan hammar....
CrimeRe: Cultists Kill Pregnant Woman In Delta by 01emek(m): 8:04pm On Apr 16, 2015
Icekyng:
u wan follow am up afta school ni
lol...guy i no fit kill rat ooo....
CrimeRe: Cultists Kill Pregnant Woman In Delta by 01emek(m): 7:57pm On Apr 16, 2015
caukerzee:
Nobody fit chance me like that.
guy you fit fight 6 guys ?? sad
CrimeRe: Cultists Kill Pregnant Woman In Delta by 01emek(m): 7:55pm On Apr 16, 2015
wiloy2k8:
My elder brother had an encounter with people like that then in ABIA State Uni...
but all my years in Uni (Imo State Uni) ... i was always at the right place at the right time ..,.
even though i was in the wrong place , my ruggedity pass does once wey i meet .
would not like to mention the name of the school in Enugu but its indeed a notorious school..... Option : a) IMT b) ESUTH c) UNN ...
CrimeRe: Cultists Kill Pregnant Woman In Delta by 01emek(m): 7:15pm On Apr 16, 2015
aristocrazzy:
I'm so happy my school is free from cultism
shalow minded.. Would you stay in your school till enternity?
CrimeRe: Cultists Kill Pregnant Woman In Delta by 01emek(m):
My encounter with cult guys was indeed an experiance i would not like to encounter again.....

He was like '' guy i like your shoe''. Without knowing who he was and his mission.. I was like '' Nna na God ooo ''..... The next thing he said was a shocker!!!!!








"guy pull am i dey do fast''... Up till today, i dey see the guy with my airmaxx sad
PoliticsRe: Updated: Imo State Governorship Election Result by 01emek(m): 7:29pm On Apr 12, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Oba Of Lagos Sends Igbo Packing, Orders The Close Down Of Idumota Market. by 01emek(m): 7:10pm On Apr 09, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Vote For Ambode Or Perish Inside The Lagoon, Oba Akiolu Tells Igbos by 01emek(m): 7:35am On Apr 06, 2015
kingthreat:
Keep deceiving yourselves. Yeebos are nothing but visitors here. The day we declare Odualand, that day you remember your exit to your Land of the rising sun. Nonsense. Even if Igbo land is laid waste like Somaliland, Lagos remains Yorubaland.
story for the gods, where were you when an igboman was elected would be representing lagos at the national assembly.
PoliticsRe: Vote For Ambode Or Perish Inside The Lagoon, Oba Akiolu Tells Igbos by 01emek(m): 7:27am On Apr 06, 2015
TeamSimple:
Oloshi,Lagos is a no man's land,why don't u ask an igbo ekwensu to come be the OBA of LAGOS. Or u av being deceived that lagos once had an IGWE instead of OBA. All your kings are Rags compared to Akiolu. Awon Alabosi.
do you realize that an igboman is representing lagos at the national assembly?
PoliticsRe: Vote For Ambode Or Perish Inside The Lagoon, Oba Akiolu Tells Igbos by 01emek(m): 6:44am On Apr 06, 2015
Any shit could be said in yuroba.. Good for nothing people..

fool, i trust my people, they are above some silly threat... Lagos is a ''no mans land''.
RomanceRe: I Told Her Its Over, And Now I Got A Massage From Her Father Who Is A Native Doc by 01emek(op): 10:02pm On Apr 04, 2015
Vivly:
Next time, before you ask a girl out, run a background check + Family history + possible reaction to a breakup.
Probably in your next life sha, if you don't call the girl because imbe no be easy thing.
pls what is the best possible way out?

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