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Romance › Re: Temigracie Is My Crush! Somebody Helpppppp. by 01emek(op): 8:56am On Sep 29, 2014

valmunich: *yawns* where's my toothbrush?

But guy, why do you wanting to brushing your teeth on my thread? cry

Romance › Re: Temigracie Is My Crush! Somebody Helpppppp. by 01emek(op): 8:54am On Sep 29, 2014

iceberylin: Seconded

Romance › Re: Temigracie Is My Crush! Somebody Helpppppp. by 01emek(op): 8:53am On Sep 29, 2014

UjSizzle: I never did understand the need to ask for help. Do you ask strangers to help you proposition a girl in the real world

But ma'am do you no it is tooking me a long time to conposition this letter?

Romance › Re: Temigracie Is My Crush! Somebody Helpppppp. by 01emek(op): 8:07am On Sep 29, 2014*

farano: So romantic and lovely ...temigracie pls don't say no

enhh. Do you know that i have been composing these since yestarday?

Romance › Re: Temigracie Is My Crush! Somebody Helpppppp. by 01emek(op): 7:58am On Sep 29, 2014

mynd44bankrall: don't mind them if anybody want to harass you I dey your back.

Meanwhile.........
Farano say something. I love you as he love temigracie. It all started yesterday. Now in all my dreaming is you I seeing. I can go on and on but not until......

I wonder oo, is like they also had a thing for her. cry

Romance › Re: Temigracie Is My Crush! Somebody Helpppppp. by 01emek(op): 7:55am On Sep 29, 2014

vizkiz: all of y'all typing "monday morning" you shouldn't be here too...

Btw, Op...i guess what i will say is

[size=18pt]Don't start your week with bad luck [/size]

Cuz we all know she would just ignore you like you don't exist or she comes here and and say something else you aren't expecting

Don't worry the kinsmen would do the talking..

And if she ignore me cry

no problem, i will open another thread on how she ignore me tongue

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Romance › Re: Temigracie Is My Crush! Somebody Helpppppp. by 01emek(op): 7:49am On Sep 29, 2014

tomsniel: On a monday morning . GET A JOB !!!!

Guy is she also your crush? cry

Romance › Re: Temigracie Is My Crush! Somebody Helpppppp. by 01emek(op): 7:42am On Sep 29, 2014

djeezy: Idleness is really the devil's workshop. Monday morning?

To show how inportant it is! cheesy

. By the way is there a day design for that?

Romance › Temigracie Is My Crush! Somebody Helpppppp. by 01emek(op): 7:29am On Sep 29, 2014*

I have been stalking this babe for some time now, ok ok let me start from the begining. I saw her post somewhere on nairaland after viewing her pics i was shocked shocked

* she fine ooo and me ma fine na so... tongue

*. When i wanted to start up a convo with her, she didn't not reply cry

.

. Now my problem is that temigracie is yoruba oo, and you guys know how Yoruba and Ndigbo behave on niaraland, I am not a tribalist but i protect my tribe with all my life, i can even kill for my people.

What broke the cows back was when i dreamt of her last night shocked

. I have spoken to my kinsmen here on nairaland, and they said i should give them some-time to think about it. Should i also go and meet her kinsmen here on nairaland?? And i know, Temi would like to become an Easterner tongue

. Pls what do you think?

On mondays are know for important issues grin

Romance › Re: Guys, Has A Girl Ever Wooed You, Share Your Experiences by 01emek(m): 9:20pm On Sep 28, 2014*

She know that i love food alot and she wanted to use it and bribe me. When the food came,i humbly devour it, and she was like ''Baby i want to tell you some thing'', she started '' baby the first time i saw you, i know am gonna face a stiff competition and am.....

Before she could finish talking, i interrupt her '' pls wait, wait, baby it is forbiden for a girl to woo a guy in my village'' she shouted '' and when are you gonna ask me out'' before i could answer her, another girl walk into my room with a plate containing rice. cry

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Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Prefer Light-skinned Ladies by 01emek(m): 9:19pm On Sep 28, 2014

Justeenaleo: No

i thought as much! grin

Romance › Re: Help Me In My Predicament . Mature Advice. by 01emek(m): 8:29pm On Sep 28, 2014

Just send me your girlfriend address. I could help my guy. Trust me, am a good christian.

Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Prefer Light-skinned Ladies by 01emek(m): 7:57pm On Sep 28, 2014

Justeenaleo: Na night blindness dey worry them

is that your picture shocked

Literature › Re: The Day The World Ended by 01emek(m): 12:22pm On Sep 28, 2014

Why do i felt happy after the dead of Tayo. Trust me something must kill a man.

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Romance › Re: All The Handsome Guys On Nairaland, Show Yourselves. Or Remain Un Noticed 4ever. by 01emek(m): 11:45pm On Sep 27, 2014

Someone should teach me how to post link jor, make i give una the killer punch.

Romance › Re: Why Are Short Ladies So Endowed? by 01emek(m): 10:47pm On Sep 27, 2014

CzarChris: Bros I get your point, but remember that as they say, "beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder". As for me I love them endowed tall or short, but endowment seems to favour the short more. And as for them legs?(kids close your eyes) Whats better than a well rounded full and fleshy leg that I can use to gym on my shoulder while doing the deed. You feel me?

i they feel you my guy (y)

Romance › Re: All The Handsome Guys On Nairaland, Show Yourselves. Or Remain Un Noticed 4ever. by 01emek(m): 10:42pm On Sep 27, 2014*

...just incase

Romance › Re: All The Handsome Guys On Nairaland, Show Yourselves. Or Remain Un Noticed 4ever. by 01emek(m): 10:20pm On Sep 27, 2014

Hmmm that means i would win this contest.

Romance › Re: I Really Like This Yoruba Guy by 01emek(m): 10:05pm On Sep 27, 2014

BoboYekini: Lmfao awon baddest boys. Btw OP Aranaa, I'm curious. What do you look like?

nigga are you yoruba?? If yes, i gat to be very careful

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Romance › Re: Why Are Short Ladies So Endowed? by 01emek(m): 9:50pm On Sep 27, 2014

kristen12: Means Ωo picture

And why don't you come out straigh? Instead of of saying Ounpe? cry

any way am a tall handsome dude with sixpack.. While you are short and heavily endowed. Trust me we could make a nice home.. But first thing first, let me see your pic?

Romance › Re: Why Are Short Ladies So Endowed? by 01emek(m): 9:42pm On Sep 27, 2014

kristen12: Ounpe

and what dose that mean? cry

Romance › Re: Why Are Short Ladies So Endowed? by 01emek(m): 9:30pm On Sep 27, 2014

kristen12: Picshure ni foto ko

if you don't show me picture, i won't believe it tongue

Romance › Re: Which State Has The Most Pretty Girls In Nigeria by 01emek(m): 9:11pm On Sep 27, 2014

This Op must be high on coconut water cry

where did you keep Enugu girls?? They are the real material. Tall, slim, nice curve, fun to be with. Chei 042 babes rock..

. Enugu don't produce ugly girls.

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Romance › Re: Why Are Short Ladies So Endowed? by 01emek(m): 8:47pm On Sep 27, 2014

CzarChris: supported Honestly I love them endowed, a confirmatory pics and then I'll start the chyking sequence(though rokiatu's got my heart, but we can work something out you know], u feel me

i dey feel you my guy! Me i like them tall. Have you seen those long legs before? It really nice, tall with nice curve

Romance › Re: I Really Like This Yoruba Guy by 01emek(m): 8:40pm On Sep 27, 2014*

Yoruba guys are snake in green grass! Stay away from them and if you think am lieing ask

OJUKWU cry

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Romance › Re: Please Help An Inexperienced Guy by 01emek(m): 8:36pm On Sep 27, 2014

Afrok: dem fit dey and "probably" hard to find just like finding a coin inside a well of water.

we am wishing the op luck sha

Romance › Re: Please Help An Inexperienced Guy by 01emek(m): 8:26pm On Sep 27, 2014

Afrok: ... That one na 1million question and the way everything is going, "it's like" winning millions of naira will be easier than finding a special punny .

Am sure as op was waiting and waited this long, another lady was already waiting and hopefully na the babe be that.

a girl wait 29 years without sex in this Nigeria? shocked

the op fuckup sha..

Romance › Re: Why Are Short Ladies So Endowed? by 01emek(m): 8:09pm On Sep 27, 2014

kristen12: *in dbanj's voice* I'm fully endowed.....

picshure or cry

Romance › Re: Please Help An Inexperienced Guy by 01emek(m): 8:03pm On Sep 27, 2014

Afrok: haha... Punny full everywhere na don't U think for him to have waited this long he deserved a special punny?

And how are you sure that punny ian't slack because bitches ian't loyal. cry

Romance › Re: Please Help An Inexperienced Guy by 01emek(m): 7:54pm On Sep 27, 2014

Elantracey: Depends on what exactly you want from her.

he want punny cry

Romance › Re: I Just Have To Let Go by 01emek(m): 11:24am On Sep 27, 2014

temigracie: ..If I am to judge with what to posted....with how you composed it...with the actions you took...

My conclusion is, you are still young and immature in the game of love...

Please dont take this as an insult....It is the truth.....

My dear, you need forget about this guy...He is not worth it...

have we met before cry

by the way i like pretty ladies like you.

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