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Pdizzle: It's against the code to stick your nose into a lady's business.

chei! Because of code, you go they look with saying any thing. DARIS GOD OOO

BlackStallion: BWAHAHA HEHEHE HOHO!!
Guy you are not well, pls I beg you in the name of God, don't do anything rash. I can just imagine you hanging from a ceiling, or lying limply in a river after jumping from a bridge!
Pls see a psychiatrist oo, Jesus loves you......even if Temigracie doesn't

Buhahahahahaha and why are you beging me. Even Jesus die for love, so who am i? And who told you she didn't love me

BlackStallion: LOL!! Did you actually read the heading before clicking it?
Or you were too anxious to see what your heartthrob was up to.

i read the headline and i know it was false but was anxious to see what was in it. That was why i click on the link

BlackStallion: My brother, you don't seem to be conversant with the term 'sarcasm'.
Don't worry, it's a new concept in town, it'll catch on.

hahahahahaha. But the link you provided is redirecting me to politic section.

donsalvy: how do you treat terms and conditions? You read em?

Pdizzle: Ki lo Kan mi

ki lo kan mi? You mean would be looking without telling her?

MrsGoodness: I will

so you mean you would tell him when his balls are out side?

Vyntra: if u try dat with an illiterate wu has zero reasoning &understanding,they might think otherwise nd if they do......brace ur self,hav seen smetin lyk dat b4, it wasnt nice

yea! That was what i was comtenplating on. But thank God mine was the understanding type.

donsalvy: Some ladies are sick in the head .'. I'd just treat her the way I do terms and conditions.

how would you treat her? Terms and condition apply.

BlackStallion: https://www.nairaland.com/1924796/temigracies-crush-commits-suicide
Police commence manhunt for Temigracie. Suspect still at large

Really? Did she have many crush? I thought am the only one

Afrok: Mr nice or Mr smart? . I could've made a joke out of it or even get acquainted wit her while telling her jokingly but wasn't sure how she'll react so I told my friend to go.

o boy ladies don't joke with such oo that was why i like minding my business.

naijaboiy: Baba the kyn craze wey dey enter these girls head nowadays ehn,,its beyond the spiritual o

na wetin i dey think be that, she fit just harrass me way wan help her for front of people. Ladies are unpredictable.

Justeenaleo: I couldn't , tongue tied, and I didn't want to be the girl that prevented a fine young man from drying his balls in the sun.

''drying his balls in the sun'' hahahaha * fall down from a mango tree, still laughing * buhahaha it not fair o

Afrok: my friend is the churchy type (U can guess why it took minutes), it was almost my turn when the lady came so i had to just look when my friend called me and returned to the queue. Believe me bro the guys behind the lady fed their eyes well, my di*k get conscience nah so ehn no dey rise for public and not even for panties

hahaha so your guy was preaching the gospel of st john?? if i was the one, i did form Mr nice and get number.

Afrok: I will do exactly what U did. I had a similar experience but it happened to my friend, we (my friend and I) went to withdraw at the atm, I did the withdrawal while he waited for me, later a lady came and she was wearing a very tight but transparent leggings, she thought her top covered it, hmmm... All her panties were visible and alot of guys were behind her.

My friend came to me and told me about her dressing, we joked about it and later he summoned the courage and called her to one side. Surprisingly, she never knew the leggings was so transparent, well their conversations lasted for minutes and i saw an appreciative look on her face when she said thank U.

hahahahaha you mean those guys behind her were just enjoying their self. Did your guy ask for her number? What where they discussing for minite? And did you get a hard on

Justeenaleo: Reminds me of the day I was sitting opposite a fine young man, dressed in suit and jeans, he sat with his legs open and his jeans were torn, like really torn,no boxers Who doesn't wear boxers biko, the balls oh *unseeing what I saw* the balls were begging to fall out, I couldn't even move away from the spot I was in , I was thinking if I moved an inch, the balls will fallout and I couldn't tell him cos he was way older than me and I was scared he might get embarrassed, I hate embarrassing people. Thank God for my friends that came at the nick of time

buhahahahahaha you mean you saw his balls?? Really? You could have just those him '' excuss me, you balls are outside''

am0s: lemesee.....
guy code 99: neva miss an opportunity..
guy code 1020: dnt interfere in a lady error..

you mean i should not interfere when i cant take my eye off her?

naijaboiy: I'll just mind my business

buhahahaha that's not fair na. And you mean you would be looking at it without telling her? What if she catch or notice you looking at her open zip?

donroxy: I don't even care if a strange girl or anyone see my di:ck ..... Embawetin !

buhahahahahahaha Really?? But a lady will never allow a strange guy to see her puc*y like that. Why is guy own deffrent?

donroxy: I would do exactly what you did .... And if she go razz cuz of that , I would just ignore her as if she's never existed !!

in you own case would feel embarass when ask to zip up.

There was this lady i met at the ATM, well it wasn't my time to make a witdrawal when she walk in with her zip open. Really i was in a state of delimma of either telling her or just ignoring her .

You guys know that ladies are unpredictable and they could do and undo. It was really hard one for me but i was able to brace my self up and walk up to her, without drawing much attention and whispered into her ear'' zip up ''. She felt a little embarrassed with the look on her but she whispered '' thank you''. She also gave me that smile '' you are a gentleman'' when i was leaving.

can you walkup to a person and tell him/her to zip up? Or do you feel embarrassed when you were ask to zip up.

Mynd44 and co why did you move my thread to joke section?? Do you think i am lieing/joking when i said am crushing on Rihana?? Better move it to romance sector or put it on front page so i could get advice if not my own go pass shekau own oo!

faithugo64: wow so romantic!gotta try that someday!

don't try it oo becus i send her parking

Fanta! I mean that bottle one they call orobo!

snowprince07: see madness ooo.
bia, come, zo,wa wetin b spirit u beter advice ur family to take u to yabaleft oo.
WARNING
guy no quote me again oo i go report u to seun bekiafu oo.

guy am asking you to give me an advice, so that i won't kill my self.... If i die, i go porsue you. Just be ready o

snowprince07: guy if u like commit suicide no b my P.
ah ah why u de distub me i never go near yabaleft oo incase u think i look familiar.


damn why is NL smileys not workin mke i show u as my face e b

But guy Rihana is the only one i love, pls advice me or i will kill my self and my spirit would disturb you.

snowprince07: i b winsh?? how i go takno?

Bro if you do not advice me, i will kill my self o.

snowprince07: read my first post again thats d only advice av gat fr u

But if i go to America, will she accept me?

faithugo64: i already gave you a cutlass,what are you waiting for

but is Rihana going to accept me?? Am about selling my brother's car. Pls advice me or i will kill my self.

snowprince07: so u know den b on ur way cus are still mad for quoting and askin same question so go back to ur home u belong dia fr now

bro you better advice me now or i will kill my self o

Kunleskey: it a no go area...u beta stop the unworkable feelings u have 4 her.

how do i stop thinking of her?? Pls advice me, am on my way to sell my brother's car!

faithugo64: **hands him a cutlass** pls be fast and return my cutlass!

pls its a serious matter oo am about to sell our family land. Pls advice me or i will kill my self.