01emek:
Its all started 2weeks ago, friday to be precise.
On that fateful day, i was taking my bath in one of the numerous bathroom in my compound when i saw a figure spying on me...

My people, this is not the first time my landlady dey look me wen i dey baf.. I have caught her on several occasions but she ask me not to tell anyone and in trun promise to buy motor for me (highlander to be precise) if i keep her promise which i kept.....

But i met my waterloo this morning at about 6:33am when i heard her calling my name and i was like '' why this woman they call me na??

'' abeg help me check weather MTA dey show merlin''! That was the bit..ch...
"ahh MTA don they show merlin?'' i asked follishly..

Holding my falling slack boxer in one hand, was sarch for merlin with the other. When i wan come trun the area na that time my slack boxer come fall, i truned back only to see her looking at me seducsively and biting her upper lips, that when i know i was in danger. I wan run ooo but she get power pass me, she come carry me go ra.pe me..


Am considering taking a legal action but she say she go buy the type of jonathan jet for me... Please advice me am confused.....

Pheals:
Nice write up ! This how guys lies begins

jrerico1:
why do you think its not true?

Pheals:
how come the landlady carry anh na 2yrs old boy

3coins:
you aint andyblaze man

babakol:
Nawa o... " ku oro omo"

01emek:
you no get respect abi?

oyin17:
Hope u bath with hot water?

Teempakguy:

professorbea:
always enjoyin ur comment

01emek:
woman wrappering go kill you ooo....