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Things That Sound Dirty At Christmas, But Aren't by slitty: 9:23am On Dec 12, 2007
10. Did you get any under the tree?

9. I think your balls are hanging too low.

8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!

7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.

6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.

5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?

4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.

3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.

2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?

1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall
Re: Things That Sound Dirty At Christmas, But Aren't by Neyoyo(m): 9:03pm On Dec 12, 2007
Sounds slitty
Re: Things That Sound Dirty At Christmas, But Aren't by topeteadr(m): 9:25pm On Dec 12, 2007
This r dirty.
Re: Things That Sound Dirty At Christmas, But Aren't by clemcykul(f): 12:07pm On Dec 13, 2007
heyy slitty dats a sleek joke grin grin ure well huh?

amen somebody!
Re: Things That Sound Dirty At Christmas, But Aren't by slitty: 12:19pm On Dec 13, 2007
clemcykul:

heyy slitty that is a sleek joke grin grin ure well huh?

amen somebody!

i should think so grin grin grin
Re: Things That Sound Dirty At Christmas, But Aren't by saucekid(m): 1:38pm On Dec 13, 2007
*i'm still in wonderment*

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