A drunken wandering man runs into a group, at the river bank, being baptized by the preacher. The preacher noticed the man, was offended by the smell of booze, and asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

"Yes I am!" confounded by the situation he was in, drunk replies loudly.

So the strong bully preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't."

The preacher, dunks him into the water again, and keeps him there for longer time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus."

Impatient preacher lost his cool. He dunks the drunk in the water again and keeps him there for even longer time. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher hoping he sobered the drunk, pulls him up.

The preacher asks the drunk again, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes, catches his breath, and tells the preacher in crying voice, "You idiot, are you sure this is where he fell in and drowned.

Im roflmao.

u can can only find christ in your hrt, i mean a righteous hrt,

now cut the crap and leave Jesus out of your dumb humourless joke!

wats your problem, it just like som1 coming and making jest of you, after all the love u showered on the person!
arrant nonsense!

@clemcykul



put d blame on u,

@Clem lets not be too religious here, If you really allow the joke to sink in, i think its kinda funny.

bennie u find it funny so what?

but i dont find it funnie one bit, yeah am keepn my sentiments to myself!

@poster the blame is on me because i allowed you to be stupid, its okay!

guys u all can pls leave me to my opinion, huh?

just reply the post and let me be! haba

Ben comes in with a marriage counsellor.

@Clem From your post, e be like say you dey get problem with Migs. So as a friend of the family, i took it upon myself to invite this Marriage Counsellor.

COUNSELLOR @Clem When was the last time you guyz made love ?

_waitin,

hmmmmm

@
clemcykul



freestyle,

Bla bla bla bla bla bl and clem are definately twins.
I'm sure of it.

Thatz kool.

@teadr u got the gist

@clem ummm miss you haven't answered the question.

ben~jay:

Ben comes in with a marriage counsellor.

@Clem From your post, e be like say you dey get problem with Migs. So as a friend of the family, i took it upon myself to invite this Marriage Counsellor.

COUNSELLOR @Clem When was the last time you guys made love ?

_waitin,

c'mmon big boi why shuld i answer dat qtion? u said wen was da last time u guys made love? am not a guy! so i bliv ure referrn to some guys out here

well lemme just tickle ur ears am on it right now satisfied

Counsellor @ Clem: I think you case is a special one.

@Migs: Sir can you hold on a minute while i take your woman into the next room, so she can confide in me in private ?

Sorry ben, i'm taking over. Hmmm 'clem' hw 'bout dat test.

^{phone rings}
*TT, you have a call*

TT: saucekid,continue the test so i can recieve this call

Saucekid, dont worry 'the person who called dailed a wrong no'.