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Finding The Lord! by goldenval(m): 1:17pm On Feb 19, 2008
A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might
be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis
on his birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus
occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is
Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in Heaven."

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's
in our bathroom!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a
response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He
finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

And Little Johnny said, "Well, every morning, my father gets up, bangs on
the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?’”
Re: Finding The Lord! by nightnurse(f): 1:21pm On Feb 19, 2008
old remix

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