A bllowjob is the only job which u can not indicate or include in your CV with references to the recipients regardless of the number of times and experience you hav gathered in d cause of being employed in it.

Question... Why is the brreast located in the upper part of a human body?

Answer... Simple. Because u have to keep the milk far 4rm the puss.sy cat.

Q... Why do fools fall in love?

A... Because na only person wey no get sense dey fall down. Moreso, the wise prefers to fall inside chocolate.

Q... What is the highest height of shock?

A... The highest height of shock is when you are having intimacy.x with a pregnant woman and a hand suddenly grabs ur diick 4rm d inside.

Who runs the world

.... Girls...

Who runs the girls

.... Boys...

So who runs the world??

You never understand abi?
Who produces milk?
.. Cow..
Who owns the cow?
.. Man..
So who get the milk?
..... Fill in the gap!

Nice jokes man. Keep 'em coming!!!

Dele was in his röom watching blue film when his pastor friend came calling only to meet Dele carried away. The pastor said after gaining attention. "Bro Dele, why are u doing this to yourself? Don't u knw this is a very bad sin".
At this point the lady character in the film was shouting " Oo Jesus, yea. Give it to me",While the male character was shouting " Oh yeah! God yeah! Oh God".
The pastor said. "Bro Dele, i will 4give u due to one condition. From the names these characters are calling, i can see that they are born again. Oya shift, make we watch am together"

Laitesmart: Dele was in his röom watching blue film when his pastor friend came calling only to meet Dele carried away. The pastor said after gaining attention. "Bro Dele, why are u doing this to yourself? Don't u knw this is a very bad sin".
At this point the lady character in the film was shouting " Oo Jesus, yea. Give it to me",While the male character was shouting " Oh yeah! God yeah! Oh God".
The pastor said. "Bro Dele, i will 4give u due to one condition. From the names these characters are calling, i can see that they are born again. Oya shift, make we watch am together"

Teacher: Give any types of lines
you know.
Student 1: Vertical line
Teacher: Very good. another line..
Student 2: Horizontal line
Teacher: Impressive.. Who will tell us the other one.
Akpors at the back shouted: Sir..Sir!
Teacher: Okay Akpors tell us.
Akpors: Caroline.

Loving this joke

Laitesmart: Teacher: Give any types of lines
you know.
Student 1: Vertical line
Teacher: Very good. another line..
Student 2: Horizontal line
Teacher: Impressive.. Who will tell us the other one.
Akpors at the back shouted: Sir..Sir!
Teacher: Okay Akpors tell us.
Akpors: Caroline.

Goddy Edosa Line
ABC TRANSPORT LINE
EDEGBE LINE
..........

Exponental:

Goddy Edosa Line
ABC TRANSPORT LINE
EDEGBE LINE
..........

-Cross Line
-Airline
-Online

Laitesmart: Q... What is the highest height of shock?

A... The highest height of shock is when you are having intimacy.x with a pregnant woman and a hand suddenly grabs ur diick 4rm d inside.

Dis one got me laffin sotey I nearly break my fast

I'm in love with these jokes.....kip it up

Oya mukina2, move am to Romance section

Ajibel: Oya mukina2, move am to Romance section

Ajibel. What are u insinuating?

mhen good job#still laughing

A mad man once entered a church in progress with a double barrel gun and shouted "where is the son of God? Show me the son of God and let me send him to heaven".
The church members kept quiet in the face of a doomy panic.
To further signify his intent. The mad man shot at the roof 'gbuaa!!!' and repeated his request which further sent tremble into the heart of the strongest worshipper. After some dreadfully year-like minutes, a chorister summoned courage and said... "P..l..s.s s.i.r. Our choirmaster use to sing that he is the son of God". Choirmaster immediately answered... "Haaaa!! Sis Ibukun. Is it because i refuse to look at ur love side? P.l.s sir, it is our pastor that use to say he is a bonafide child of God". At this, all the congregation echoed "Yes! That is true.
The pastor immediately answered! Haba!!! My people, this is conspiracy ke. When did i tell u that i was the son of God? Me that i am d son of Jegede, the palm wine tapper. The last born of baba orimogunje who married the last daughter of iya adigun alakara. Hw did i nw bcum son of God overnight?

Breaking News: John Terry signs 4 years deal with Manchester United after agreeing personal terms with Rooney's wife.

Congratulations!!! Here is your prize, a ticket to the all expense paid trip to BAUCHI... Enjoy ur flight and journey and eat as many oranges as possible. Lol.

Nyc 1 ooooo...... I don laf soteee i dey run outta lafz.... Get me more lafz plz

Laitesmart: Q... What is the highest height of shock?

A... The highest height of shock is when you are having intimacy.x with a pregnant woman and a hand suddenly grabs ur diick 4rm d inside.

but u funny o, u fit take laf kill person.... thumbs up well done infact kip it up

Hahaha! Dis is really cool mehn.....nice jokes! ;-)

Beht if mukina ban catch u sha, you're on ur own oh!

Laitesmart:
Ajibel. What are u insinuating?

is like you no know say muki said no errotic jokes here

Nice!

Fine collections

DRUNKARD... Hello! Pls is that the police station?

POLICE... Yes. What can we do 4 u.

DRUNKARD... Two ladies are fighting because of me.

POLICE... Hen. Hen. Leave them to fight. Go home with the winner at the end of the day.

DRUNKARD... That one go difficult o.

POLICE... Why?

DRUNKARD... The ugly one is winning.

Imagine. On their wedding day. Wife dey ping. Husband dey 2go. Wetin una think say them go born?

After what happened at the olympics, this is my verdict about milo. The undisputed drink of champions.