[size=18pt]Marriage Contract[/size]

Terms and Conditions


1. Wife must be involved directly or indirectly with the cleaning of the house. I don't care if she hires a maid or whoever. The house must be clean at all times.

2.Wife must be a good manager of resources/money. I don't want some who will waste my hard earned money.

3. Wife must have respect for me unconditionally.

4. Wife must be ready to submit or be ready for sex whenever and wherever i am ready for it.

5. Wife must not get fat even after childbirth. It is no reason to get fat. If you want to be treated like a queen, you must keep up with what beauty queens do to look beautiful. There are too many babes out who are craving for my attention.

6. Wife must have a tight kitty, Wife can use her kitty stupidly while in her youth but it must still be tight and fresh for me. I am not going to pay bride price for someone with a wide kitty. NEVER.

7. Wife must not have any stretch marks anywhere on her body, guys hate stretch marks.

8. Guys do not like fallen breasts, so do i. Wife must have firm breasts, i don't care if every Tunde, Okon and Jonathan has played with her breasts. I am the one who will marry her and so i don't want slippers as breasts.

9. If wife ever cheats, she will immediately be thrown out of the house and everything i bought with my money returned to me. I mean everything .

10. If wife ever insults me, i shall not hesitate to punch her face. The husband is the captain of the ship (house) .

11. Exhibit good hygiene i.e AT LEAST bath 2 times a day.

Failure to do any of these will attract heavy punishment which could be a slap, a punch or divorce.

The ball is in your court. If you cant do all of these, some of your friends will.

@Poster

Your write-up very clearly explains why you're still single at 55. Pele o! e go better for you someday...just keep searching my brother!

Op you no gather at all oo and you never know scores, pele shogbo...

ROFLMAO!!!

with terms like that, no sane woman would marry you......and the only person fit to accept this nonsense is a blowup doll!

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