Saw this somewhere, decided τ̅☺ share

The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigeria's history." The Lecturer asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his
hand up. Mensah replied: "King Jaja of Opobo,
1875" "very good!" said lecturer. Then she asked again, who said, "The land use act will feed the nation?" Again, no response except from Mensah: "Obasanjo, 1976." The Lecturer
snapped at the class; "class, you should
be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our
Country,knows more about our history than you do."

The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana must go". "Who said that?" she demanded, Mensah put his hand up, "Buhari 1984." At that point, a student at the back scornfully said;
"Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Mensah said,"Babangida to Abiola, 1992." Hmmm, a
Student at the back smiled " I dey laugh ooh", mensah smilled back and said Obasanjo
to Atiku 2001. Now furious, another student yelled;
"Oh yeah! Eat this!" Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand
and shouting to the Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998" Now, with anger someone said; "Ɣ☺Ʊ little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice;"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!" The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh
shit, we're in Big trouble now!" Mensah whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007" Someone angrily
said; "Dont answer him, he is a fool" Mensah smiled replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011"

Now the Lecturer manages to get up
and asks Mensah;
pls, who're you? Show your self..Mensah
jumped,yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO HARAM,
2012.

na by force to laugh

~vicky~:
na by force to laugh

Yes o, na must . Laughter increases your lifespan and reduces wrinlkes on τ̅ђё face. .
So vicky Ɣ☺Ʊ wan tell me say as Ɣ☺Ʊ read that joke, Ɣ☺Ʊ no even smile or laugh abi....#Godiswatchingu

45%
Lesser joke though gud creativity

dr.laykay:
45%
Lesser joke though gud
creativity

Thanks

HeheheLwkmh o

dr.laykay:
45%
Lesser joke though gud creativity

who be dis ant wey dey award mark 4people joke..nna were nwayo o.
@op.u got me laughing there.

You tried.

Beht its not so funny to me.

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booqee: Beht its not so funny to me.

buh I caught Ɣ☺Ʊ laughing na

realsammie:
who be dis ant wey dey award mark 4people joke..nna were nwayo o.
@op.u got me laughing there.

Nna, the matter tire me o.

Got me laughing

searching everywhere for the so called thng named joke

mormoni: searching everywhere for the so called thng named joke

Just checked your profile and i found that you've posted three topics not fit τ̅☺ be called joke.. I blame etisalat for giving you Free MB τ̅☺ type this rubbish.

habayommy:
Just checked your profile and i found that you've posted three topics not fit τ̅☺ be called joke.. I blame etisalat for giving you Free MB τ̅☺ type this rubbish.

no mind some ppl, dem go dey criticise ppl jokes when dem own even worse




@ OP......i must really confess, ur joke got me LMAO......................and for this, i reward u 3 consecutive nights with seun

habayommy: Saw this somewhere, decided τ̅☺ share

The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigeria's history." The Lecturer asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his
hand up. Mensah replied: "King Jaja of Opobo,
1875" "very good!" said lecturer. Then she asked again, who said, "The land use act will feed the nation?" Again, no response except from Mensah: "Obasanjo, 1976." The Lecturer
snapped at the class; "class, you should
be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our
Country,knows more about our history than you do."


The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana must go". "Who said that?" she demanded, Mensah put his hand up, "Buhari 1984." At that point, a student at the back scornfully said;
"Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Mensah said,"Babangida to Abiola, 1992." Hmmm, a
Student at the back smiled " I dey laugh ooh", mensah smilled back and said Obasanjo
to Atiku 2001. Now furious, another student yelled;
"Oh yeah! Eat this!" Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand
and shouting to the Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998" Now, with anger someone said; "Ɣ☺Ʊ little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice;"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!" The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh
shit, we're in Big trouble now!" Mensah whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007" Someone angrily
said; "Dont answer him, he is a fool" Mensah smiled replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011"

Now the Lecturer manages to get up
and asks Mensah;
pls, who're you? Show your self..Mensah
jumped,yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO HARAM,
2012.

Is dis Ά̲̣̣̣̥ joke?should I laugh?is it funny?

I hear tho

bunmioguns:

no mind some ppl, dem go dey criticise ppl jokes when dem own even worse

Can Ɣ☺Ʊ imagine...

@ OP......i must really confess, ur joke got me LMAO......................and for this, i reward u 3 consecutive nights with seun

3 nites doing what na? When I no be gaay.

Chiscomax:
Is dis Ά̲̣̣̣̥ joke?should I laugh?is it funny?

No its not a joke rather a comedy.

Laugh ke! Don't laugh o. abi u̲̅ don forget say u̲̅ get one kind terrible mouth odour Wey fit let person go into coma. I really wish i cud be of help.

Its Ω̴☺t funny rather its hilarious.
All these questions no even reduce the price "Ɣ☺Ʊ k₪☺w what" for market.

habayommy:
Can Ɣ☺Ʊ imagine...


3 nites doing what na? When I no be gaay.


No its not a joke rather a comedy.

Laugh ke! Don't laugh o. abi u̲̅ don forget say u̲̅ get one kind terrible mouth odour Wey fit let person go into coma. I really wish i cud be of help.

Its Ω̴☺t funny rather its hilarious.
All these questions no even reduce the price "Ɣ☺Ʊ k₪☺w what" for market.

‎​kα̲̅γ̲̣̣̥,mr,noted..the price nor reduce at all..even the price of walnut nor reduce...not even Ά̲̣̣̣̥ smile

Chiscomax:
Is dis Ά̲̣̣̣̥ joke?should I laugh?is it funny?

From d above, what are Ɣ☺Ʊ really pointing out? Nothing. . .. Τ̅☺ be candid, that picture u̲̅ posted is meant for u̲̅. #no offense

@Booqee i hail o

Very funny . Bone sadist for here.

habayommy: @Booqee i hail o

whats wiv d hailing?? Finding trouble or wat??

=D =D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D .....funny die..........*mensah hu said dat?*

booqee: whats wiv d hailing?? Finding trouble or wat??

trouble ke! Just dey greet Ɣ☺Ʊ since its been awhile hv seen on nl and seeing Ɣ☺Ʊ viewing my thread is like hv won a gold medal. No vex say i hail, am just trying τ̅☺ xtend a hand of frndship τ̅☺ Ɣ☺Ʊ. #you are always picking quarrel with me even when am joking.

^cos u seem to always pick a fight wiv me ni.
Anyway body dey kampe. How ur own??

:Dlaugh wan kill me,abi u wan kill person.no mind does critising ur joke is realy funny

swizz01: =D =D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D .....funny die..........*mensah hu said dat?*

very simple na, swizz01 to seun 2012 am I correct

booqee: ^cos u seem to always pick a fight wiv me ni.
Anyway body dey kampe. How ur own??

c mε̲̣̣̣̥ sef dey kakaraka. hope say we b frnds na

adaifeoma: :Dlaugh wan kill me,abi u wan kill person.no mind does critising ur joke is realy funny

adaifeoma to OP, 2012. Thanks for d compliment
@ndukwejoe, thanks

habayommy:

c mε̲̣̣̣̥ sef dey kakaraka. hope say we b frnds na

*gives him a friendly kiss hug.*

Dats history.....did u study history?