Dopefiend:

Bros GB102 ive tried ma best for u o.

Then try your worst

Ishilov I still luv u. I tried downloadin d song but my bb refused. I guess dats y is called smart phone. Pls luv add me on tweet @navysealz007. Lots of lov

GB102: Ishilov I still luv u. I tried downloadin d song but my bb refused. I guess dats y is called smart phone. Pls luv add me on tweet @navysealz007. Lots of lov

Chai! I'm crying right now Ishilove e! Where is the love na! You wan't make person hang himself for rope before you go gree? Hmmm hmmm *still crying* GB102 you go pay me commission o.

GB102: Ishilov I still luv u. I tried downloadin d song but my bb refused. I guess dats y is called smart phone. Pls luv add me on tweet @navysealz007. Lots of lov

O GB102, I love you too. Let me send you my email address so you can mail MTN recharge card to me.

Don't forget Ishi loves you

Ishilove:
O GB102, I love you too. Let me send you my email number so you can mail MTN recharge card to me.

Don't forget Ishi loves you

naptu2:

Stop grinning my friend. Don't you know love can move mountains??

O GB darling, have you sent it? You can also send etisalat and zain

Ishilove:
O GB102, I love you too. Let me send you my email address so you can mail MTN recharge card to me.

Don't forget Ishi loves you
O GB darling, have you sent it? You can also send etisalat and zain

Baby, this your love na toll-gate o.

Eze Promoe:
Baby, this your love na toll-gate o.

I don't know what you are talking about, Mazi Promoe

Ishilove:
I don't know what you are talking about, Mazi Promoe

Ah-Ah, here na Nairaland o no be police check point.

Et tu, Ishilove?! Pesin dey display love for u yakata, u cum dey troway face . I sure say u dey busy dey chyke one kain dudeman wey no send u sef.... Grab dis offer now and learn to love him back! U hear?

fluid26: Et tu, Ishilove?! Pesin dey display love for u yakata, u cum dey troway face . I sure say u dey busy dey chyke one kain dudeman wey no send u sef.... Grab dis offer now and learn to love him back! U hear?

See this guy o?? Don't you see I'm so loving him that's why he must show his love by sending the credit

Ishilove:
See this guy o?? Don't you see I'm so loving him that's why he must show his love by sending the credit

BTW the guy no ask for love sha, na attention him ask for which you don give am.

Eze Promoe:
BTW the guy no ask for love sha, na attention him ask for which you don give am.

In this case love and attention equals resharge

Ishilove:
In this case love and attention equals resharge

But on a serious note, why you dey hard on the guy na

Eze Promoe:
But on a serious note, why you dey hard on the guy na

How am I being hard? I say I love him die. Isn't that enough for him??

Ishilove:
How am I being hard? I say I love him die. Isn't that enough for him??

For say na me you give that kind list i for say make you take you matter to national assembly.

Ishilove:
Stop grinning my friend. Don't you know love can move mountains??

O GB darling, have you sent it? You can also send etisalat and zain

Wa gbayi! Correcto!! Abeg include Mtn o! I wan wire one give my grandma for villa. Bwtn! U fit squeeze Brazilian hair comot 2? Oh gal work ur magic jare! Na Maga find u no b u find am, God punish devil I swea! Wen me thinks Maga don scarce Ishi dey hia dey enjoyments? Eze! How far? Me love u too 2 o! How u see am na!

Eze Promoe:
For say na me you give that kind list i for say make you take you matter to national assembly.

I have enough love for the both of us. I don't mind loving you too, so I will email you my account number sharpaly

Ishilove:
I have enough love for the both of us. I don't mind loving you too, so I will email you my account number sharpaly

Kai! Ishi is operating on my meat o! Chineke me o! See chancing

Emmmh... My tomato jos! U no na me first eye u o! My love for u na concrete, Ishi own na cement.

Idowuogbo:
Wa gbayi! Correcto!! Abeg include Mtn o! I wan wire one give my grandma for villa. Bwtn! U fit squeeze Brazilian hair comot 2? Oh gal work ur magic jare! Na Maga find u no b u find am, God punish devil I swea! Wen me thinks Maga don scarce Ishi dey hia dey enjoyments? Eze! How far? Me love u too 2 o! How u see am na!

Lwkmd!!! Idowu you no go kill person

Idowuogbo:
Kai! Ishi is operating on my meat o! Chineke me o! See chancing

Emmmh... My tomato jos! U no na me first eye u o! My love for u na concrete, Ishi own na cement.

Idowuogbo:
Wa gbayi! Correcto!! Abeg include Mtn o! I wan wire one give my grandma for villa. Bwtn! U fit squeeze Brazilian hair comot 2? Oh gal work ur magic jare! Na Maga find u no b u find am, God punish devil I swea! Wen me thinks Maga don scarce Ishi dey hia dey enjoyments? Eze! How far? Me love u too 2 o! How u see am na!

Ishilove:
I have enough love for the both of us. I don't mind loving you too, so I will email you my account number sharpaly

Idowuogbo:
Kai! Ishi is operating on my meat o! Chineke me o! See chancing

Emmmh... My tomato jos! U no na me first eye u o! My love for u na concrete, Ishi own na cement.

em em *scratches head* Babies una know what? Make una just wait for me here, no go anywhere, make i go sell land. Like how many plot wey i go sell wey go do una?

Eze Promoe:


em em *scratches head* Babies una know what? Make una just wait for me here, no go anywhere, make i go sell land. Like how many plot wey i go sell wey go do una?

You fit sell two full plots and one corner piece. We go manage am

Ishilove:
You fit sell two full plots and one corner piece. We go manage am

Oya come wait me for my room na. Em baby i forget something. I dey collect commission before i begin dey pay o. I mean my own share of allocation.

Eze Promoe:
Oya come wait me for my room na. Em baby i forget something. I dey collect commission before i begin dey pay o. I mean my own share of allocation.

Hmmm. . .issorait!

Emm. . .Mazi Eze Promoe, biko look for the nearest Yoruba person and ask them what "Oniranu jatijati" means.

Ishilove:
Hmmm. . .issorait!

Emm. . .Mazi Eze Promoe, biko look for the nearest Yoruba person and ask them what "Oniranu jatijati" means.

Ah-Ah Which kind JAMB question be that?

Please so is true dat nigeria girls can't date without ripping d guy off? Na wah ooo, here in southburn newyork. I got bi*ches dat want to go down wit me even if I offer no cash. Ishi u d fall hand seriously. Noting do u sha. Cum taste my jonny first hear

GB102: Please so is true dat nigeria girls can't date without ripping d guy off? Na wah ooo, here in southburn newyork. I got bi*ches dat want to go down wit me even if I offer no cash. Ishi u d fall hand seriously. Noting do u sha. Cum taste my jonny first hear

Forget all you saw in her post, she loves you but she's been careful of not falling into the hands of internet fraudsters. I know you haven't forgotten Cynthia Osukagu

GB102: Please so is true dat nigeria girls can't date without ripping d guy off? Na wah ooo, here in southburn newyork. I got bi*ches dat want to go down wit me even if I offer no cash. Ishi u d fall hand seriously. Noting do u sha. Cum taste my jonny first hear

Now u called for it! Abeg answer me o! Come, u dey craze, as in excess pap dey ur brain? U have hot binches and winches in newyork, who gives a flipping dodo if u do, Den u had d cheek to say come taste dat groundnut wey dem no gree circumcise for village? Craze dey worri u tru tru. Animal!!


@eze
Nnayi! How far na? U don forget me ni? *crying*

Idowuogbo: @eze
Nnayi! How far na? U don forget me ni? *crying*

Them never price well for the land but check out for the condition wey I give Ishilove;

Ishilove:
You fit sell two full plots and one corner piece. We go manage am

Eze Promoe: Oya come wait me for my room na. Em baby i forget something. I dey collect commission before i begin dey pay o. I mean my own share of allocation.

Idowuogbo:
Now u called for it! Abeg answer me o! Come, u dey craze, as in excess pap dey ur brain? U have hot binches and winches in newyork, who gives a flipping dodo if u do, Den u had d cheek to say come taste dat groundnut wey dem no gree circumcise for village? Craze dey worri u tru tru. Animal!!


@eze
Nnayi! How far na? U don forget me ni? *crying*

Madam take am easy na. chei! Na man johny u cal 'groundnut'

I have spent the day caught and being mauled in the gridworks of Nigeria's appalling transport system. I turn to nairaland for distracting entertainment but behold, what do I get? More bp raising aggravation. Wtf

Gb102 what is ur problem?? I have told you I love you what else do you want? You talk of winches and binches doing your bidding in abule-egba or wherever it is you originate from, but I ask you WHAT IS MY OWN with them? My love for you is unexplainable. Send me that recharge card let me load my phone to call you. We will discuss and try to make sense of this senseless love.

And one more thang, keep your syphillitic johnny in yer pants, ya dig?