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Why You Shouldn't Steal by touche(m): 7:59pm On Dec 15, 2007
Don't steal.

Why?

Because the Nigerian government doesn't like competition. wink
Re: Why You Shouldn't Steal by kay9(m): 5:55pm On Jul 21, 2008
@touche: Touche. smiley
Re: Why You Shouldn't Steal by folahann(m): 6:03pm On Jul 21, 2008
C'est Vrai
Re: Why You Shouldn't Steal by Jeovy(m): 6:03pm On Jul 21, 2008
Kay,
don't you think there is a reason for no replies on this joke
Re: Why You Shouldn't Steal by cescky(m): 8:43pm On Jul 21, 2008
hahahahahahhahahahaahha
good one
Re: Why You Shouldn't Steal by clemcykul(f): 8:36am On Jul 22, 2008
i must steal o grin grin grin grin grin

stealing is profitable and good grin grin if i lie ask ben,

cuss na two of us dey go steal beer togeda plus iteun sef grin iteun abi u no be thief??
Re: Why You Shouldn't Steal by ituen(m): 11:33am On Jul 22, 2008
My sister,

we still dey steal small small but government wan commot us from biz

come first, hw u dey use thief beer? i no think say i don join u for that deal b4 oh
Re: Why You Shouldn't Steal by clemcykul(f): 12:38pm On Jul 22, 2008
stealing beer easy na, drink finish follow back door comot grin
Re: Why You Shouldn't Steal by segunpc(m): 8:41am On Jul 23, 2008
confessions of a pro.

carry on clem, na one day bush meat go catch the hunter.

the day wey u go pass backyard when dem go catch u it fit be say dat day na pure water u drink grin
Re: Why You Shouldn't Steal by Jeovy(m): 8:44am On Jul 23, 2008
I agree with you segun.

I hail the thieves in the house. grin
Re: Why You Shouldn't Steal by ituen(m): 10:11am On Jul 23, 2008
brother jeovy,

I hail you too. Na now i remeber say u be Shina rambo pikin
Re: Why You Shouldn't Steal by mykali(m): 10:33am On Jul 23, 2008
ituen:

brother jeovy,

I hail you too. Na now i remeber say u be Shina rambo pikin
lmao
Re: Why You Shouldn't Steal by Jeovy(m): 11:05am On Jul 23, 2008
I said I hail the thieves in the house and Ituen appear,that's magic
Re: Why You Shouldn't Steal by ADEFUNMITE(f): 11:14am On Jul 23, 2008
funny very funny and clever
Re: Why You Shouldn't Steal by clemcykul(f): 11:57am On Jul 24, 2008
lol

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