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Randy Priest by Pogistega(m): 9:52am On Jan 29, 2010
A Priest, on his way to the monastry, gave to a lift to a Nun. After a while, the Nun crossed her legs, thereby exposing a hot thigh. As the Priest saw her thigh, he nearly lost control of the car. After he had got hold of himself, he reached out and placed a hand on the thigh. After a few seconds, the Nun said, "Remember Psalm so-and-so" (I've forgotten), and the Priest withdrew his hand, only to place it there again, as the Nun failed to cover her thigh. The Nun, again repeated her reference to the Psalms. The Priest withdrew his hand and apologised, saying, "I'm sorry, but the flesh is weak". In a short while, they got to the monastry, and the Nun got down with a heavy sigh, while the Priest rushed to his quarters to chech out the bible verse which said, "Seek further till you find glory".
Re: Randy Priest by ceoreigns(m): 11:39pm On Jan 31, 2010
Outrightly hilarious!

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