femi4: And some nairaland clowns do these:

1. Quote the whole topic irrespective of its length before posting their comment

2. Quoting the number of people veiwing a particular thread

3. Counting of the no of topic posted as if an award awaits the highest number of post they have.

4. Believe that their set is the best. Infact, they were there when Seun was creating nairaland

chucky234: You try to attach yourself to a team just to be relevant e.g Karl max and kutchs following the 40 laptop teams to make up the number.

Ogbiaboy: *Peeps and Walks pass*

emmysenior: hehe
these are true signs of newbeans newbie
1. you wonder how to post topics.
2. you get annoyed when nobody replies your topic in the next 30 minutes.
3. you get angry when people comment pb4, pds, wtf, trash, e.t.c on your topic.
4. you wonder how to add friends and quickly get a guy/lady to love/like you.
5. you want to know if you are recognized at all.
6. you feel important when your topic is a hot topic (100 replies)
7. you ponder if addicts/heroes are being payed or awarded for their posts.
8. you feel bad if your post is not on the front page.
9. you expect admin to send you a message complimenting your progress.
10. you view a lot of topics and pass without commenting but expecting your number of posts to increase.
11. you feel like a "star" when you comment, posted b4 on someones topic.
If u have any of these signs, you are a true new beans newbie.

Abyjah: Now the problems have been identified. Methinks it's best for someone to now supply solutions to these common problems asap.

emmysenior: hehe
these are true signs of newbeans newbie
1. you wonder how to post topics.
2. you get annoyed when nobody replies your topic in the next 30 minutes.
3. you get angry when people comment pb4, pds, wtf, trash, e.t.c on your topic.
4. you wonder how to add friends and quickly get a guy/lady to love/like you.
5. you want to know if you are recognized at all.
6. you feel important when your topic is a hot topic (100 replies)
7. you ponder if addicts/heroes are being payed or awarded for their posts.
8. you feel bad if your post is not on the front page.
9. you expect admin to send you a message complimenting your progress.
10. you view a lot of topics and pass without commenting but expecting your number of posts to increase.
11. you feel like a "star" when you comment, posted b4 on someones topic.
If u have any of these signs, you are a true new beans newbie.

chucky234: You try to attach yourself to a team just to be relevant e.g Karl max and kutchs following the 40 laptop teams to make up the number.

pearl~hapi:
fimisile!av forgiven u tho.I just had a flash back

Imanuelle: U wonder how to post a topic @ d front page.

U are overjoyed and wanna celebrate when u get ur first 'front-paged' topic.

When 190 picks on u.

achi4u: Am I still newbie?___cos this abbrevietions still get me confuse.
Signs like:

*lmao
*imo
*rotfloma
*wtf
*.... and many more.

sombody help!

binmacc: i am a newbie ooo. so can someone please tell me how to add friends and chat with them...... cuz i want to make friends and get someone to love me...... lol..........

Shaw007: why mUst una bring ur BH brodas come everytin. . .den no dey laf 4 ur village?

bunmioguns:
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Now, hw will these solve d frequent attack of Boko Haram in Borno and its environ