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Husband's Letter: by Mamajama(m): 6:56pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
A husband wrote the following letter to his wife and left it on the dining room table: "To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 64 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I value you as a good wife, Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset , I shall be back home before midnight." When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on the dining room table: "To My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 64 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 64 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you're at the Comfort Inn, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, he is 18 years old. As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference, 18 goes into 64 a lot more times than 64 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow." |
Re: Husband's Letter: by Dreloaded(f): 7:05pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
Lmao. I like |
Re: Husband's Letter: by topeteadr(m): 12:29am On Dec 19, 2007 |
Seen it b4, but i'm still lmao. |
Re: Husband's Letter: by micklplus(m): 3:44pm On Dec 31, 2007 |
hehehe |
Re: Husband's Letter: by Uzzyan: 4:36pm On Dec 31, 2007 |
Kool one there |
Re: Husband's Letter: by clemcykul(f): 4:41pm On Dec 31, 2007 |
lol ;d |
Re: Husband's Letter: by saucekid(m): 5:03pm On Dec 31, 2007 |
so clem, should we continue the letter on YIM? |
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