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Practising Lawyer by clemcykul(f): 1:57pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
A lawyer was proud that his son decided to follow in his footsteps and wished him good luck as he left for law school. After graduating with high honors the son went to join his father’s firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father’s office, and said, “Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you’ve been working on for ten years!” His father responded: “You idiot, we could have lived on the funding of that case for another ten years!” |
Re: Practising Lawyer by clemcykul(f): 2:01pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
One night a blonde was at a club enjoying a drink after a long, hard day at work. Behind her sat a ventriloquist who was yelling out blonde jokes - which were making every one roar with laughter. After listening to him banter on for 5 minutes she stands up, goes over to him and yells “I resent that!” The ventriloquist started apologizing to her as much as he could. The blonde looked at him and said, ” You stay outta this, I”m talking to the guy on your lap!!!! she was refern to his drink! |
Re: Practising Lawyer by ravenzord(m): 2:10pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
ha ha,dumb father,dumber son |
Re: Practising Lawyer by Migines(m): 3:34pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
Ha ha. Dumb everybody. |
Re: Practising Lawyer by ituen(m): 1:07pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Well done clem This is ur 2nd joke posted on this forum. Abi this one na mistake? U don try sha |
Re: Practising Lawyer by tessybaby(f): 2:45pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
good one clemcy |
Re: Practising Lawyer by Migines(m): 3:05pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
@ituen must u talk? |
Re: Practising Lawyer by mailmalc(m): 3:13pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Dumb nd Dumber |
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