yeah, trust your joke president, taking jokes section to the world, has met with Sepp blatter to organise all this important friendly match which kick of MONDAY 13th AUGUST 2012
TIME:3:OOPM NIGERIA TIME
VENUE:NEW WEMBLEY STADIUM ENGLAND
REFEREE:HOWARD WEBB

WORLD XI TEAM SHEET :Goalkeepers;Petr Czech, Iker Cassilas, Gianlucci Buffon, Defenders:dani alves, ashley cole, gerard pique, Thiago silva, carlos puyol, nemanja vidic, micah richards, Midfielders;yaya toure, andre pirlo, xavi hernandez,Neymar da silva, alex song, ramirez, christiano ronaldo, arjen robben, Strikers;lionel messi, luis suarez,Didier Drogba, zlatan ibrahimovic
HEAD COACH:GUUS HIDDINK
JOKES SECTION XI TEAM SHEET:Goalkeepers;bashy demy, booqee,toygod Defenders:Vicky, ajibel, dani,ebamma,larride, lalaosky,lagusta Midfielders;El guapo, bushy anus, switchgurl,fluid 26, homar, jackpot, idowuogbo, efemena xy, slimchic2, mogul, vivly, Strikers; Bin Gbagbo (C), Bunmioguns, Donkollione, sutoboy, ekeroyal,cindyrella and prettiEbony
HEAD COACH:SHAIBU AMODU

injury list: mikuz(groin),yeye4life(fybroid), ben10(schizophrenia), efulefu1(white), ode remo(hernia), otooro (coma), olawalebab(catarrh)


Come one, come allll!!!!

funny dude

donlet: funny dude

you think we are joking right??

I m already training!!!!!! But captain, I don't trust this shaibu guy, I think berti vogts will do the magic!

Lagusta: I m already training!!!!!! But captain, I don't trust this shaibu guy, I think berti vogts will do the magic!

berti who??



*faints*

^^^ Thank God say yoy don faint, Wetin my name they find for that squad? all defence dem be apere(Basket) cmon glad on not on the starting line up hahah Booqee own don finish today i swear

bashy_demy: ^^^ Thank God say yoy don faint, Wetin my name they find for that squad? all defence dem be apere(Basket) cmon glad on not on the starting line up hahah Booqee own don finish today i swear

you see, these are tymes u need to pray for the team and stop being petty, everybody knows booqee is better than you. . .at training you always concede funny goals even ball heading for goal kick, you will go and punch am into your net and u want to be number 1?

Bia dustbin, why u go put me for bench now...u don blind ni?...u no see i've got the world record transfer fee: 1mil 2go credit!!!...guy, use ur head o...no b all dos ones..how u go bench ur star man...u are hereby disqualified and destablilized...
pUNISHMENT:permanent ban and life setence at dustbin gbagbo memorial hospital for mad men where u will b attended to by boobsqee

A whole me dey bench??




Impossible!


So who go mark C.Ronaldo na??

MOGUL.O:
A whole me dey bench??




Impossible!


So who go mark C.Ronaldo na??

you wan mark C.Ronaldo with those your yam-legs??

bin gbagbo:


you wan mark C.Ronaldo with those your yam-legs??

Ok oooooooooooooooooo

Bin, bin, why you con carry me put for bench now? I go, I don dey trian for almost 7yrs now, I must start ni ooo, beht why defence now, na striker I be now, oya change ham, I get casillas short code for hand....

**continues training and feeling so cool**

*jugging around the pitch*

bunmioguns: *jugging around the pitch*

For ya mind abi?

bunmioguns: *jugging around the pitch*

larride:


For ya mind abi?

why u dey jelous na

bin gbagbo:



why u dey jelous na

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.Mr. President, abeg no mind that Bush Pig wey no knw anything other than to bleep for inside toilet

bunmioguns:
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.Mr. President, abeg no mind that Bush Pig wey no knw anything other than to bleep for inside toilet

* faints in the bathroom*

bin gbagbo:



* faints in the bathroom*

*Revives him with hot water*

bunmioguns:



*Revives him with hot water*

Anu ohia!

MOGUL.O:




Anu ohia!

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Wish you the same

bunmioguns:
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Wish you the same

Otu ewu!

*WTF*........21 0?world record!

I can't beliv our captian scored 5 own goals!

*** takes booqee to d private room and help her with her injured body in a nice way,now smiling out of the room****

MOGUL.O:



Otu ewu!

all d same

sutoboy: *WTF*........21 0?world record!

I can't beliv our captian scored 5 own goals!

*** takes booqee to d private room and help her with her injured body in a nice way,now smiling out of the room****

i am sorry guy. . you ve just been infected with white!!!

bin gbagbo:


i am sorry guy. . you ve just been infected with white!!!

Na only white?blue nko?

[quote author=sutoboy]


Na only white?


no!, ghonorhoea and herpes too, bush pig!!!

[quote author=bin gbagbo][/quote]



Na u sabi!

bin gbagbo: yeah, trust your joke president, taking jokes section to the world, has met with Sepp blatter to organise all this important friendly match which kick of MONDAY 13th AUGUST 2012
TIME:3:OOPM NIGERIA TIME
VENUE:NEW WEMBLEY STADIUM ENGLAND
REFEREE:HOWARD WEBB

WORLD XI TEAM SHEET :Goalkeepers;Petr Czech, Iker Cassilas, Gianlucci Buffon, Defenders:dani alves, ashley cole, gerard pique, Thiago silva, carlos puyol, nemanja vidic, micah richards, Midfielders;yaya toure, andre pirlo, xavi hernandez,Neymar da silva, alex song, ramirez, christiano ronaldo, arjen robben, Strikers;lionel messi, luis suarez,Didier Drogba, zlatan ibrahimovic
HEAD COACH:GUUS HIDDINK
JOKES SECTION XI TEAM SHEET:Goalkeepers;bashy demy, booqee,toygod Defenders:Vicky, ajibel, dani,ebamma,larride, lalaosky,lagusta Midfielders;El guapo, bushy anus, switchgurl,fluid 26, homar, jackpot, idowuogbo, efemena xy, slimchic2, mogul, vivly, Strikers; Bin Gbagbo (C), Bunmioguns, Donkollione, sutoboy, ekeroyal,cindyrella and prettiEbony
HEAD COACH:SHAIBU AMODU

injury list: mikuz(groin),yeye4life(fybroid), ben10(schizophrenia), efulefu1(white), ode remo(hernia), otooro (coma), olawalebab(catarrh)


Come one, come allll!!!!

C'mon take my name off that list!

I don't like football and besides, I'm not a regular in the Jokes Section any more. Abeg make you just bequeath that honour to someone else jor.

Efemena_xy:

C'mon take my name off that list!

I don't like football and besides, I'm not a regular in the Jokes Section any more. Abeg make you just bequeath that honour to someone else jor.

Hey woman, stop that jor, u don't want to play alongside messi and ronaldo abi, oya come make we train together jor