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What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Emperoh(m): 1:35pm On Dec 21, 2007
The year is just 10 days to its end. As we herald the arrival of 2008, What are your New year resolutions and those bad habits you will like to drop.
Common on share them with us.
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Migines(m): 1:38pm On Dec 21, 2007
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Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by clemcykul(f): 3:50pm On Dec 21, 2007
well mine is to increase bla bla bla 100%
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Migines(m): 3:58pm On Dec 21, 2007
*leaning backwards*
Ouuuuuu.
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by aristole(m): 4:07pm On Dec 21, 2007
Gen Emperor.Me,Eh,You see,the only bad habit i have is that I have no car presently.I must get one by early next year after switching over to a bank(name with-held).
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by tjtj1(m): 6:04pm On Dec 23, 2007
[s][/s] to stop ppl frm postin dry, dead, stale jokes
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by tjtj1(m): 6:05pm On Dec 23, 2007
[s][/s] to stop ppl frm postin dry, dead, stale jokes
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Migines(m): 6:09pm On Dec 23, 2007
And hw do u intend to do dat?
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by surugede(m): 6:46pm On Dec 23, 2007
well lets just simply answer his question and make him happy:
my new yr resolution is to be saving 15k out of my 12k monthly salary, now whats urs?
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Migines(m): 6:54pm On Dec 23, 2007
D "k" is kobo ryte?
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by surugede(m): 7:07pm On Dec 23, 2007
yes as in $ for s
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Owoayo(m): 6:31pm On Dec 25, 2007
My New Year's resolution is to take at least one funny picture a day,
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Emperoh(m): 10:20pm On Dec 25, 2007
mhn sad sad
More please grin grin
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by ThugLife1(m): 10:45pm On Dec 25, 2007
tj_tj:

[s][/s] to stop people frm postin dry, dead, stale jokes
grin grin grin
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by ituen(m): 8:39am On Dec 26, 2007
Well I plann to go after any chic on Nairaland Jokes Section effective 1st January 2008. with permission from my wife cos she'll sort out the naija blondes
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by tessybaby(f): 11:09am On Dec 26, 2007
WHAT! ! ! ! ! !
Ituen i hope u don't want to spoil this year

Emperoh don't mind him, i will send to u his new year resolutions soon.
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by saucekid(m): 11:13am On Dec 26, 2007
probably to stop nabbing goats grin grin grin
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by tessybaby(f): 11:23am On Dec 26, 2007
who asked u?
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Migines(m): 11:25am On Dec 26, 2007
Me
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by saucekid(m): 11:27am On Dec 26, 2007
wonderful shocked shocked shocked
we don dey fight a day after xmasno wonder dem say na boxing day grin grin grin
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by topeteadr(m): 11:32am On Dec 26, 2007
I'll go with ituen's statement, but i woun't be nabbing goats like ituen does.
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by topeteadr(m): 11:33am On Dec 26, 2007
Today's boxing day. Who wants to face me make i blow the hell outta his face. * no her included*
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by MrInfo1(m): 11:45am On Dec 26, 2007
@ tope_teadr

Talk to my manager wink
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by saucekid(m): 11:57am On Dec 26, 2007
that'll be me i presume grin grin grin
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by tessybaby(f): 12:00pm On Dec 26, 2007
Migines:

Me

And who asked u to ask him?
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Migines(m): 12:07pm On Dec 26, 2007
Still me.
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by tessybaby(f): 12:17pm On Dec 26, 2007
mad man
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Migines(m): 12:27pm On Dec 26, 2007
Iznt dat why u love me?
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by tessybaby(f): 12:31pm On Dec 26, 2007
what! ! ! ! ! !
love? who is talking about love
please mig i love my hussy and i don't
want probs with my beloved friend clem
so, no bring me trouble abeg
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by saucekid(m): 12:35pm On Dec 26, 2007
k2 bridge is fallin down,falling down,falling down. . . . srry grin grin grin
wrong thread. . . . but tessy you dey cokasize about migs na grin grin grin

no lie ooooooo,almighty seun dey see you
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Migines(m): 12:37pm On Dec 26, 2007
C as ur mind deh go gaga. "love" has turned into something else to u. So if person sef love hn dog na anoda thing go deh ur mind.
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by tessybaby(f): 12:38pm On Dec 26, 2007
I see u all have decided to spoil my marraige

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