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Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by tessybaby(f): 12:40pm On Dec 26, 2007
why u go love dog
there are billions of human beings and u decide to
love a dog,
i hope say u no dey f--k am
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by saucekid(m): 12:43pm On Dec 26, 2007
which marriage??
marriage wey u do in secret without informing the appropriate authoritiesUS govt., fbi,nta,stv,atl,navy seals and all the red cap chiefs

that one no be marriage at all,na friendshipcanoe be that grin grin grin
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Migines(m): 12:43pm On Dec 26, 2007
D fact dat ituen bleeped ben's goat has corrupted ur mind. Ne way i've got two dogs James and Bond and i love'em.
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Emperoh(m): 1:14pm On Dec 26, 2007
Tessy don't worry your hussie will undastand.

@tt. please you first have to defeat my granny's goat before thinking of fighting any human.
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by saucekid(m): 1:26pm On Dec 26, 2007
ur granny get goat shocked shocked shocked
i thought it was only the horn grin grin grin
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by ituen(m): 11:12pm On Dec 26, 2007
I finally agree i stole the goat after all insinuations. Tessy jst made a delicious meal out of the isi-ewu

But i cant understand miggy's affection for pigs(not pork). even his briefs have pig cartoons drawn all over them
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Migines(m): 11:24pm On Dec 26, 2007
Guys, dis is d kaina $hit u type wen u fathered a goat.
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by topeteadr(m): 12:31am On Dec 27, 2007
*** ituen, pls tell tess the truth.***.
And migs, abeg leave tessy make she think 'bout wetin she go do to ituen, whether na to throw am back 2 kirikiri or to use am do barbecue.
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by topeteadr(m): 12:33am On Dec 27, 2007
Tessy, what 'bout that private interview we were talking 'bout.
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by tessybaby(f): 9:05am On Dec 27, 2007
in your dream?
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Migines(m): 9:09am On Dec 27, 2007
Definitely in his dreams.
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Migines(m): 9:11am On Dec 27, 2007
Definitely in his dreams.
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by clemcykul(f): 10:12am On Dec 27, 2007
wake him up from his slumber grin
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by tessybaby(f): 1:24pm On Dec 27, 2007
no don't do that
let him continue dreaming
he might dream of being Bill Gates
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Emperoh(m): 11:22pm On Dec 27, 2007
and probably have some wet dreams. grin grin ;Ds
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by ituen(m): 8:31am On Dec 28, 2007
Emperoh:

and probably have some wet dreams. grin grin ;Ds

Wet dreams havin kids for Grace Jones grin grin grin grin
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Migines(m): 8:35am On Dec 28, 2007
Lmao
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by saucekid(m): 9:57am On Dec 28, 2007
chai. . . . .
be careful for what you seek grin grin grin
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by clemcykul(f): 11:32am On Dec 28, 2007
advice urself! saucekid
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by saucekid(m): 12:17pm On Dec 28, 2007
undecided

that advise was meant for TT.anyways sha,i am already advised grin grin grin
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by clemcykul(f): 3:36pm On Dec 28, 2007
am glad u are wink
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by topeteadr(m): 5:31pm On Dec 28, 2007
Tessy, why lie now.
This is the third time the interview is taking place in my office.
Afterall the two took place when ¡+u£n was in kirikiri. Why reject the offer now.

*oooopsss, yawa don gas*
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Phiniter(m): 9:36am On Dec 29, 2007
Because she cant see the difference between you nd a goat
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by saucekid(m): 11:06am On Dec 29, 2007
*now thats interesting* grin grin grin
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by clemcykul(f): 12:12pm On Dec 29, 2007
lol grin grin
Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by ituen(m): 11:39pm On Dec 30, 2007
Phiniter:

Because she can't see the difference between you nd a goat

U hit d nail on the head tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

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