In WAEC examination, Akpos was asked to complete the following:
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1)He who fights n run away?
Akpos: e don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am.
2)A rolling stone?
Akpos: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.
3) He who lives in a glass house?
Akpos: Na rich politician e go be.
4)A stitch in time?
Akpos: dey prevent further tear tear.
5) Birds of d same feather?
Akpos: Na d same mama born them.
6) One good turn?
Akpos: Na correct power steering fit do am.
7) A bird in hand?
Akpos: Wetin e wan be again if no be
barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic.
Half bread is better than?
Akpos: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.
9) A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpos: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje?
10) He who laughs last?
Akpos: Get brain problem. Make dem
examine am becos na begining of madness be dat.
11) A patient dog?
Akpos: Na hunger go kill am.
12) All work and no play?
Akpos: Na bank job be dat bros.
13) Once beaten?
Akpos: Na revenge go follow b dat.
14) A fool at forty?
Akpos: U never see Naija own, ours starts @ 50.
15) Who is Nigerian first female president?
Akpos: Na Jonathan na.

Will akpos pass the exam ??

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toygod2: shut up................copied and pasted

Shut up, go copy your own, mulumbu