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Come In,if You Are Intelligent by prettyjo(f): 10:44pm On Nov 16, 2014
2nd semester exams for all
course:Love math
course code: Gms 111.
All question carry equal marks.
1)If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the end the guy breaks up with her. What is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?
2)As a guy,you dated more than 3 girls for three years,Calculate the expenses and loss for the three years?
3)In not more than thirty words state the difference between orobo girls and lekpa girls?
4)With the aid of a diagram draw and explain the term "ukwu"
5)you send an airtime worth #200 to your gf and she sends a "please call me back" text.Calculate the profit and the loss of airtime being sent
6)if you break up with your gf cos of Xmas gifts.calculate how long it will take you to get her back?
7)As a guy,you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want another guy to date your sister.Calculate the percentage of your foolish and wicked behavior?
coolWhen you check a Facebook profile,99% of the guys are single as their status states and 100% of the girls are dating, engaged or married. Briefly explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences.

N/B: Attempt all questions to avoid carry over

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Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by Nobody: 10:53pm On Nov 16, 2014
Teasher...i need extra sheet...

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Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by pelumzie(m): 10:55pm On Nov 16, 2014
If u break up with u boifrnd nd d next day he won lotto worth 5milion naira....find d value of X!..

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Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by Afrok(m): 10:56pm On Nov 16, 2014
Cutehector4u:
Teasher...i need extra sheet...
Abeg shift make I copy small from U tongue

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Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by Nobody: 10:58pm On Nov 16, 2014
Afrok:
Abeg shift make I copy small from U tongue
no..my mummy said i should not show strangers my work... tongue

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Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:02pm On Nov 16, 2014
Smh!

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Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by Afrok(m): 11:02pm On Nov 16, 2014
U've being dating ur boyfriend for 3 years and he has being inserting his "I" into ur "O" for 10 minutes twice in a week, calculate how long his "I" has stayed in ur "O" within the 3yrs?

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Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by Afrok(m): 11:04pm On Nov 16, 2014
Cutehector4u:
no..my mummy said i should not show strangers my work... tongue
cry... I promise to buy U bobo juice wink.

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Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by Nobody: 11:06pm On Nov 16, 2014
Afrok:
cry... I promise to buy U bobo juice wink.
hahahhahahahahha..yeye guy....looooooooll...for ur mind...
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by adepiero: 11:10pm On Nov 16, 2014
Afrok:
cry... I promise to buy U boobi juice wink.
Corrected grin

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Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by Afrok(m): 11:11pm On Nov 16, 2014
Cutehector4u:
hahahhahahahahha..yeye guy....looooooooll...for ur mind...
cheesy... I always keep my promise grin... U too much bro...
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by Nobody: 11:13pm On Nov 16, 2014
Afrok:
cheesy... I always keep my promise grin... U too much bro...
lol.... I will win u next time..
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by jotey(m): 11:14pm On Nov 16, 2014
Afrok:
Abeg shift make I copy small from U tongue
u go sabi dubb wen u dae skul o
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by Afrok(m): 11:14pm On Nov 16, 2014
adepiero:
Corrected grin
boobi juice? jisos shocked... Runs to mummy, mummy see brother Adepiero wants to spoil me cheesy.
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by iamodenigbo1(m): 11:15pm On Nov 16, 2014
wonderful mathematics
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by Afrok(m): 11:16pm On Nov 16, 2014
jotey:
u go sabi dubb wen u dae skul o
cheesy... Still in the system (school) but nothing spoil nah tongue.
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by iceberylin(m): 11:22pm On Nov 16, 2014
LogoDWhiz:
Smh!
Seconded
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by PROCTOR: 11:24pm On Nov 16, 2014
Time wasted is inversely proportional to the distance that separate them and directly proportional to airtime u used in calling

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Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by corlin2(m): 12:17am On Nov 17, 2014
LAWS OF THERMODYNAMIC
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by sulmeza(m): 12:21am On Nov 17, 2014
Endtime exam...lol
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by prettyjo(f): 7:57am On Nov 17, 2014
Cutehector4u:
Teasher...i need extra sheet...
pelumzie:
If u break up with u boifrnd nd d next day he won lotto worth 5milion naira....find d value of X!..
Afrok:
Abeg shift make I copy small from U tongue
LogoDWhiz:
Smh!
Afrok:
U've being dating ur boyfriend for 3 years and he has being inserting his "I" into ur "O" for 10 minutes twice in a week, calculate how long his "I" has stayed in ur "O" within the 3yrs?
iamodenigbo1:
wonderful mathematics
iceberylin:

Seconded
PROCTOR:
Time wasted is inversely proportional to the distance that separate them and directly proportional to airtime u used in calling
corlin2:
LAWS OF THERMODYNAMIC
sulmeza:
Endtime exam...lol
you guys will not even kill me with laughter here.lolzzzzzzzzz

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Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by prettyjo(f): 7:58am On Nov 17, 2014
pleasee no copying cos the questions are very simple
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by iceberylin(m): 8:11am On Nov 17, 2014
prettyjo:
you guys will not even kill me with laughter here.lolzzzzzzzzz
Plc dont die yet... ah need that your cute face to be ma baby mama... wink

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Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by prettyjo(f): 2:40pm On Nov 17, 2014
iceberylin:

Plc dont die yet... ah need that your cute face to be ma baby mama... wink
lolzzzz
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by micsade(f): 3:28pm On Nov 17, 2014
prettyjo:
you guys will not even kill me with laughter here.lolzzzzzzzzz

hilarious... can't stop laughing
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by amakastarstella(f): 6:18pm On Nov 17, 2014
ALL is =heart Attack
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by Roon9(m): 7:40pm On Nov 17, 2014
Lols!
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by Wisegeek01(m): 8:30pm On Nov 17, 2014
pelumzie:
If u break up with u boifrnd nd d next day he won lotto worth 5milion naira....find d value of X!..

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Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by prettyjo(f): 9:19pm On Nov 17, 2014
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by tosyne2much(m): 10:36pm On Nov 17, 2014
prettyjo, I'm not supposed to be opening this kind of thread because I'm mathematically handicapped grin


Btw, 2moro is judgement day so don't forget to vote 4me oooo grin

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Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by prettyjo(f): 7:41am On Nov 27, 2014
I wonder who pushed this to jokes section
Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by prettyjo(f): 4:06pm On Nov 28, 2014
sad

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