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Madt Kids! Lol by Nobody: 3:28am On Aug 15, 2012
The Teacher asks Johnny "what dyu want to be when you grow up?"
johnny replies "I Wanna be a billionaire, going to
the most expensive club, take the best b.i.tch, give her a Ferrari, a million dollar, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a
jet to travel through Europe; an Infinite visa card, and make love to her three times a day.
The pissed teacher, not knowing what to
do with johnny's bad behavior decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson:
"And you, Marie what dyu want to be in future?"
marie replies "Ma'am, I have no doubt, I want to be Johnny's b.i.tch.
grin

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Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Dygeasy(m): 4:02am On Aug 15, 2012
lmao.. Nice joke
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by mikuz(m): 7:21am On Aug 15, 2012
The joke dey here?
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by larride(m): 7:35am On Aug 15, 2012
Beht why embarassed embarassed embarassed where the yoke now?
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Nobody: 7:37am On Aug 15, 2012
mikuz: The joke dey here?
no, ee dey moosik section. undecided
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by mikuz(m): 7:38am On Aug 15, 2012
booqee: no, ee dey moosik section. undecided
meaning what? I go ban you now. tongue
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Nobody: 7:51am On Aug 15, 2012
mikuz: meaning what? I go ban you now. tongue
haaaa! See dis new mugurator moderator! Power still dey shack your body! Buhahaha! tongue
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by mikuz(m): 8:14am On Aug 15, 2012
Mumu,
you get luck say you be girl.
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Nobody: 9:20am On Aug 15, 2012
Nice one boobsqee! cheesy
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Nobody: 10:51am On Aug 15, 2012
^^thank you s.p.erm26! embarassed tongue

mikuz: Mumu,
you get luck say you be girl.
so if i be boy, wetin u for do?? Gayfuck me abi??

#oh thank God i'm a girl. *heaves a sigh of relief*
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Nobody: 12:42pm On Aug 15, 2012
booqee: ^^thank you s.p.erm26! embarassed tongue


sperm26 ko! Buahahahahahahahahahhhahahaha


Here is another good joke! Hhahahahahahahhaah!



spoilt girl!
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Nobody: 1:07pm On Aug 15, 2012
nice joke cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Homar(m): 2:41pm On Aug 15, 2012
Nice joke there Booobsieeee
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by realsammie(m): 5:52pm On Aug 15, 2012
seen dis joke several time on facebook
*rush and grab the twin tower on the poster's chest and press it so hard dat she faints*
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by weazley(m): 7:04pm On Aug 15, 2012
realsammie: seen dis joke several time on facebook
*rush and grab the twin tower on the poster's chest and press it so hard dat she faints*
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Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Nobody: 9:43pm On Aug 15, 2012
Homar: Nice joke there Queen'B
Thanks umaru my boi. grin
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Nobody: 9:48pm On Aug 15, 2012
realsammie: seen dis joke several time on facebook

*rush and ask d the poster to give me two hot slaps for posting drivel on Her Excellency's thread, and then i faint*
now dats my boy. Next time don't do dat again. tongue
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Lagusta(m): 10:12pm On Aug 15, 2012
GOod joke
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Nobody: 10:31pm On Aug 15, 2012
booqee: The Teacher asks Johnny "what dyu want to be when you grow up?"
johnny replies "I Wanna be a billionaire, going to
the most expensive club, take the best b.i.tch, give her a Ferrari, a million dollar, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a
jet to travel through Europe; an Infinite visa card, and make love to her three times a day.
The pissed teacher, not knowing what to
do with johnny's bad behavior decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson:
"And you, Marie what dyu want to be in future?"
marie replies "Ma'am, I have no doubt, I want to be Johnny's b.i.tch.
grin
is she Marie Owolabi? reminds me of a lot of people I know
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by bunmioguns(m): 5:45am On Aug 16, 2012
nice joke booqee
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by bashydemy(m): 7:18am On Aug 16, 2012
Nice one OP


Who give Mikuz Mod? over my dead body
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by bunmioguns(m): 1:44pm On Aug 16, 2012
bashy_demy: Nice one OP


Who give Mikuz Mod? over my dead body



I was flabbergasted too when i saw it. . .go to Music section and u will see for yourself


Anyway, i congratulate him sha
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Chokolee(m): 4:01pm On Aug 16, 2012
Dis guys inhere are crazie!!!!!..#though positive crazze, de tin exist so??#lol..nice joke
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Nobody: 5:19pm On Aug 16, 2012
Chokolee: Dis guys inhere are crazie!!!!!..#though positive crazze, de tin exist so??#lol..nice joke

a new "wẹrè" in the house undecided undecided undecided
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Chokolee(m): 6:00pm On Aug 16, 2012
~vicky~:


a new "wẹrè" in the house undecided undecided undecided
...
Sitting room
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Nobody: 6:17pm On Aug 16, 2012
^^^^

Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Chokolee(m): 7:03pm On Aug 16, 2012
^^^

Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Nobody: 7:19pm On Aug 16, 2012
Chokolee: ^^^

Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Chokolee(m): 9:13pm On Aug 16, 2012
^^^
Ehenn tongue?? *he drags vicky out of the thread*
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by toygod2: 4:09am On Aug 17, 2012
realsammie(m): Quote Post

seen dis joke several time on facebook
*rush and grab the twin tower on the poster's chest and press it so hard dat she faints*

Buahahahahha,badt guy.....dd u jst call dat twin tower. grin
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Nobody: 6:13am On Aug 17, 2012
toygod2:

Buahahahahha,badt guy.....dd u jst call dat twin tower. grin
hey you! Laff at my joke! And not at d post of dat goat called realsammie! Mtcheww angry
Re: Madt Kids! Lol by Exponental(m): 9:17am On Aug 17, 2012
mikuz: The joke dey here?
go check ur suck-away.

@op, are u marie by nature? So who's ur johnny

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