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The Pope On Tour by Nobody: 2:32pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
The Pope has just finished a tour of Napa Valley and is taking a limousine to San Francisco. Having never driven a limo, the Pope asks the chauffeur if he might drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur doesn't have much choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds down Silverado, and starts accelerating to see what the limo can do. He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the red and blue lights of a CHP cruiser in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window. The trooper, seeing who it is, says, "Just a moment please, I need to call in." The trooper calls in and asks for the Chief. He tells the Chief that he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how to handle it. "It's not Ted Kennedy again, is it?" asks the Chief. "No Sir!" replies the trooper, "This guy's more important." "Is it the governor?" "No! Even more important!" "Is it the PRESIDENT?" "No! Even more important!" "Well, WHO THE HECK is it?" screams the Chief. "I don't know, Sir," replies the trooper, "But he's got the Pope as his chauffeur! |
Re: The Pope On Tour by StudioCFR(m): 3:24pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
Dis is sooooo SO not funny abeg make una dey fear God na Joking with our pope is a sin i guess. Thank You! |
Re: The Pope On Tour by eldav(m): 4:34pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
dry,stale,old,etc,jst name it. *no ofwence* |
Re: The Pope On Tour by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
Its a pity that its only the two of U that made it in here. |
Re: The Pope On Tour by jokingmary(m): 5:26pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
Hello big bros |
Re: The Pope On Tour by eldav(m): 5:32pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
whatever man. |
Re: The Pope On Tour by StudioCFR(m): 5:54pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
Yeah whatever man Eldav u fit shift make i pass? |
Re: The Pope On Tour by eldav(m): 6:00pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
scarface,y u dey disturb? u skinny,so i no need 2 shift. |
Re: The Pope On Tour by Nobody: 6:03pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
Ohh Mary ma Na u be beta person jor. |
Re: The Pope On Tour by StudioCFR(m): 6:05pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
You're fat U dey block me |
Re: The Pope On Tour by eldav(m): 6:06pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
lol. |
Re: The Pope On Tour by jokingmary(m): 6:16pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
Studio CFR:You are wicked |
Re: The Pope On Tour by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
Hey eldav am hungry. Run out there and buy some doughnuts. |
Re: The Pope On Tour by eldav(m): 6:23pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
joker u dn dey enjoy senior jokes abi? n0r abuse d privilege. |
Re: The Pope On Tour by eldav(m): 6:28pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
el guava dnt push ur luck. go frigg urself. |
Re: The Pope On Tour by StudioCFR(m): 6:29pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
Continue dey make yourself happy U hear? |
Re: The Pope On Tour by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
Eldav Eldav Eldav How many times i mention ur name? |
Re: The Pope On Tour by eldav(m): 6:49pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
0b0i dem swear 4 u? |
Re: The Pope On Tour by Nobody: 6:58pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
U don talk am naa As a blind man go differentiate btw u and i who's got a lyf that puts a smile on the family members. |
Re: The Pope On Tour by eldav(m): 7:00pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
u dey yarn dust. |
Re: The Pope On Tour by EfemenaXY: 7:13pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
Old Repost Joke El, I don see am b/4 next! |
Re: The Pope On Tour by jokingmary(m): 7:16pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
If u dey talk like this I go tell my people say make we no vote u again |
Re: The Pope On Tour by EfemenaXY: 7:36pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
abeg carry comot jor - you nor even vote for moi in the 1st place & as per the Joke, I don see am b/4 now. . .hmmm |
Re: The Pope On Tour by Nobody: 11:31pm On Jan 03, 2011 |
All Correct Maam,so which one u neva hear or see b/4 lemme post it, its a deal |
Re: The Pope On Tour by EfemenaXY: 11:40am On Jan 04, 2011 |
<smiles sweetly> El - that's for me to know and for you to find out abi?? |
Re: The Pope On Tour by Nobody: 11:52am On Jan 04, 2011 |
Lemme presume So. |
Re: The Pope On Tour by StudioCFR(m): 2:08pm On Jan 04, 2011 |
eldav: lol when u go change? |
Re: The Pope On Tour by shakara4u(m): 2:18pm On Jan 04, 2011 |
lmao , nyc joke, like it tank God have not seen it b4 still lafin so whoz d guy? |
Re: The Pope On Tour by Nobody: 8:07pm On Jan 04, 2011 |
Thats the pope's Chauffeur who the pope asked to let him drive a while. The policeman assumed that the pope was driving him. Got it? |
Re: The Pope On Tour by shakara4u(m): 1:13pm On Jan 05, 2011 |
Got it?tanx for nothing, whoz d guy, lookin at the policeman point, wat he waz tinkin(jst imagine sumone havin d POPE as a driver) |
Re: The Pope On Tour by Nobody: 2:32pm On Jan 05, 2011 |
^^^ God |
Re: The Pope On Tour by shakara4u(m): 3:22pm On Jan 05, 2011 |
no b me n u ooooo i no d carry God play |
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