I swear my naija pple never cease 2 amaze me

Lmao! She gats no choice...
I bet her folks planned d event.
Crawzieeee...

Wtf? Now this funny and crazy .

lol

Naija 4 life!

E don tey

iMARRIAGE and eMARRIAGE are in vogue now, so, allow the new couple have fun their own way, no be today oh.
*OP, you no go do, you no go allow person wey wan do, do.

is this an actual wedding or a death memorial?

I've heard about it before but I've never witnessed it.

You gotta be kidding me

freecocoa: Wtf? Now this funny and crazy .

Hey Cocoa wat's up

Na d man she dey marry abi in picture? How den go take exchange ring and kiss naa?
God forbid oo.

omega25red: is this an actual wedding or a death memorial?

wif d way d gal is smilin, u shuld b able to get ur ansa.

omega25red: is this an actual wedding or a death memorial?

na wedding, cant u see her smiling

Shugamania: Na d man she dey marry abi in picture? How den go take exchange ring and kiss naa?
God forbid oo.

lolzz, babes, u dey xchange ring for trad marriage?

What did she do wrong?!

laugh wanna kill me die!

MarcAnthon:



Hey Cocoa wat's up

Heyyyy you, I'm good, longest time, i really missed reading from you,where you been?

Lmao! I no fit do this crazy thing o!

@Freecocoa
make i send you my pic so you can frame it like that lady and we can finally get married, lol!

@thread
how desperate must one be to marry in such manner?!

MRbrownJAY: @Freecocoa
make i send you my pic so you can frame it like that lady and we can finally get married, lol!

For you i can do anything to bear your name,ordinarily i wouldn't think about something like that at all but you are the exception honey,abeg send am quick

freecocoa: Heyyyy you, I'm good, longest time, i really missed reading from you,where you been?

I've been ok my dear. Just busy with work and life. I missed ya too. Miss the old Nairaland. . .

Marriage by fire by force....hopefully, she won't come to Nairaland to post rubbish.

i have heard about peeps doing stuff like this..but its always pictures of both the groom and bride in absentee not one person with a photo..
That's some real nonsense!
Hian!

freecocoa: For you i can do anything to bear your name,ordinarily i wouldn't think about something like that at all but you are the exception honey,abeg send am quick

kai Freecocoa just killed me with laughter...... so you want us to do the do but you havent sent your filled out application yet, whats the deal?

how do these marriages work anyway? should my family be present or is my photo only whats necessary? what about honeymoon night, shall i write my name on a di.ldo that you will use that night, or is it a cold shower and straight to bed for the bride?

no no no, the night of our wedding, there needs to be "fireworks" in that bedroom.

I've witnessed somethn similar but a banana tree stem was used in the place of the groom who was outside the country then... It was kinda weird tho.

MRbrownJAY:

kai Freecocoa just killed me with laughter...... so you want us to do the do but you havent sent your filled out application yet, whats the deal?

how do these marriages work anyway? should my family be present or is my photo only whats necessary? what about honeymoon night, shall i write my name on a di.ldo that you will use that night, or is it a cold shower and straight to bed for the bride?

no no no, the night of our wedding, there needs to be "fireworks" in that bedroom.

I filled the out application na,you didn't get it back?

Normally your family needs to be present but since you are the exception,your photo will be just fine. No i don't need a , just imagining myself in your arms is enough to get me there... you know , so i'll be good till you send for me to join you where you are and then we can make fireworks.

MarcAnthon:
I've been ok my dear. Just busy with work and life. I missed ya too. Miss the old Nairaland. . .

Aww so good to see ya again,my dear you are not the only one missing the old NL o, this one is kinda boring .

..she's goin2get d ban again

This happen in the absenty of pussy(virgin), I don't joke with pussy and will never tolerate such act,onila sshould learn something here

and shes even smilling. .. .

so what happens to "you may kiss your bride?"


BTW, Onila I'm wondering what you'll look like in real life°°°°

Maxymilliano: I've witnessed somethn similar[b] but a banana tree stem was used in the place of the groom [/b]who was outside the country then... It was kinda weird tho.

omg°°°omg°°°omg!

mykejones: ..she's goin2get d ban again

thanks for reminding me, make i go post the link
b4 oga seun come catch me