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Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 9:09am On Aug 29, 2012 |
larride:Na me b that o? Abi? Offence 1... 4 insulting an examination officer Offence 2... Contending 4 a lady with d exam officer Offence 3... Gross misconduct Penalty... Expulsion and free ticket to bauchi so as to join boko haram without any interview. *gbam* |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 1:40pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Laitesmart:hey! Sharrap Mister |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 3:44pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
PretiEbony: hey! Sharrap Mister I trust you honey, kisses and hugs |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 6:16pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Mr larride and his wife...should go to dating @ meet up zone section....this is not the right section for this mess |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 7:15pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
~vicky~: Sharap dia, when you and your K-legged albino do do una own shey we follow u talk....see jealousy...mtchew |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 7:29pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 7:45pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 7:46pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 7:52pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Laitesmart: go ask Mukina |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 8:03pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
~vicky~:Na mukina write am? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 8:08pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Laitesmart: she be my Grandmother |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by CrazyMan(m): 8:10pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Yea the exams are over, and I've finished marking the scripts. So many of you failed I would past the results on the notice board very soon... |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 8:15pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
CrazyMan: Yea the exams are over, and I've finished marking the scripts.When are you going to paste the result? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 8:51pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
CrazyMan: Yea the exams are over, and I've finished marking the scripts. I'm very sure I passed..... **remember d video tape** [i][/i]singing gongo aso 1 Like |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 7:30am On Aug 30, 2012 |
larride:in fact with dis tape evidence, prof crazy man must pass everybody or else.... Who wan paste who? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by GodsWord2(m): 10:56pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
lmao oo too funny! |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Lolaabokoku(f): 12:13pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
*goes to the lecturers office* good morning sir.. I mis ur esam yestada cos i was purging, purging and purging. If u want mak i show u d places of d shit. It is very wet because am cleaning my bombom.. I just rush comot 4 toilet now. * tries to hug lecturer* |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 12:27pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
Lolaabokoku: *goes to the lecturers office* good morning sir.. I mis ur esam yestada cos i was purging, purging and purging. If u want mak i show u d places of d shit. It is very wet because am cleaning my bombom.. I just rush comot 4 toilet now. * tries to hug lecturer* let me see that your bombom |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Lolaabokoku(f): 1:26pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
larride:sir my mama say a man sud not see my bombom * starts crying and kneels down* am a fagin. Just give me pass mark sir pls |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 5:46pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
Lolaabokoku: sir my mama say a man sud not see my bombom * starts crying and kneels down* am a fagin. Just give me pass mark sir plsNa mind d guy. Na me b d xternal invigilator. Wetin u mean? U no wan make i PASS thru ... And u wan colet PASS mark... Ooooo le riiii |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Lolaabokoku(f): 7:25pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
Laitesmart:Lecture pls a beg u *thinks* ok wan check my bombom? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 10:01pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
Yeah |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Xymc1(m): 10:37pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
CRAZY!!! CRAZY!!!! CRAZY!!!!! |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Lolaabokoku(f): 11:40pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
Laitesmart: YeahBut sir.. But sir.. *Lecturer starts undressing himself trying to romance sulia* * just then sulia mother enters and starts ranting.. *You leksura u wan chop my dota, my dota wey akanji 4 filage don pay tubas of yam, u go do me too o, u go do me too.. *Iya sulia locks d door & fall yakata 4 ground* |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 4:26am On Sep 08, 2012 |
Lolaabokoku: But sir.. But sir.. *Lecturer starts undressing himself trying to romance sulia* * just then sulia mother enters and starts ranting.. *You leksura u wan chop my dota, my dota wey akanji 4 filage don pay tubas of yam, u go do me too o, u go do me too.. *Iya sulia locks d door & fall yakata 4 ground*Haa! Palava he dey find... Palava, he go get o! |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Lolaabokoku(f): 7:02am On Sep 08, 2012 |
Laitesmart:lols |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 8:19pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
Lolaabokoku: But sir.. But sir.. *Lecturer starts undressing himself trying to romance sulia* * just then sulia mother enters and starts ranting.. *You leksura u wan chop my dota, my dota wey akanji 4 filage don pay tubas of yam, u go do me too o, u go do me too.. *Iya sulia locks d door & fall yakata 4 ground* [b]**************VERY ERECTS******************[/b] |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 9:05am On Sep 09, 2012 |
larride:Man. U dey craze? U wan do old woman? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 10:35pm On Sep 11, 2012 |
Laitesmart: Na dem dey sweet pass........ |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 7:50am On Sep 12, 2012 |
larride:u wan buy coffin? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 9:37am On Sep 12, 2012 |
Laitesmart: for wetin? who die? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Cattleya: 11:02am On Aug 17, 2015 |
[b][/b]I NEED EXTRA SHEET SIR!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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