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Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 9:09am On Aug 29, 2012
larride:

Sweetie, don't let him scam you, he's not an invigilator oooo. Missed you boo kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss



Hey mr man, she's mine so now BACK-OFF











BUSH PIG
Na me b that o? Abi?
Offence 1... 4 insulting an examination officer
Offence 2... Contending 4 a lady with d exam officer
Offence 3... Gross misconduct
Penalty... Expulsion and free ticket to bauchi so as to join boko haram without any interview.
*gbam*
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 1:40pm On Aug 29, 2012
Laitesmart:
Na me b that o? Abi?
Offence 1... 4 insulting an examination officer
Offence 2... Contending 4 a lady with d exam officer
Offence 3... Gross misconduct
Penalty... Expulsion and free ticket to bauchi so as to join boko haram without any interview.
*gbam*
hey! Sharrap Mister
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 3:44pm On Aug 29, 2012
PretiEbony: hey! Sharrap Mister

I trust you honey, kisses and hugs
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 6:16pm On Aug 29, 2012
Mr larride and his wife...should go to dating @ meet up zone section....this is not the right section for this mess tongue tongue
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 7:15pm On Aug 29, 2012
~vicky~:
Mr larride and his wife...should go to dating @ meet up zone section....this is not the right section for this mess tongue tongue

Sharap dia, when you and your K-legged albino do do una own shey we follow u talk....see jealousy...mtchew
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 7:29pm On Aug 29, 2012
larride:

Sharap dia, when you and your K-legged albino do do una own shey we follow u talk....see jealousy...mtchew

angry angry angry angry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 7:45pm On Aug 29, 2012
~vicky~:


angry angry angry angry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
wetin dis 1 dey indicate?
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 7:46pm On Aug 29, 2012
~vicky~:


angry angry angry angry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 7:52pm On Aug 29, 2012
Laitesmart:
wetin dis 1 dey indicate?

go ask Mukina tongue tongue
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 8:03pm On Aug 29, 2012
~vicky~:


go ask Mukina tongue tongue
Na mukina write am?
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 8:08pm On Aug 29, 2012
Laitesmart:
Na mukina write am?

she be my Grandmother
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by CrazyMan(m): 8:10pm On Aug 29, 2012
Yea the exams are over, and I've finished marking the scripts.

So many of you failed angry angry

I would past the results on the notice board very soon... angry
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 8:15pm On Aug 29, 2012
CrazyMan: Yea the exams are over, and I've finished marking the scripts.

So many of you failed angry angry

I would past the results on the notice board very soon... angry
When are you going to paste the result?
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 8:51pm On Aug 29, 2012
CrazyMan: Yea the exams are over, and I've finished marking the scripts.

So many of you failed angry angry

I would past the results on the notice board very soon... angry

I'm very sure I passed..... **remember d video tape** [i][/i]singing gongo aso

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Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 7:30am On Aug 30, 2012
larride:

I'm very sure I passed..... **remember d video tape** [i][/i]singing gongo aso
in fact with dis tape evidence, prof crazy man must pass everybody or else....
Who wan paste who?
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by GodsWord2(m): 10:56pm On Sep 06, 2012
lmao oo too funny!
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Lolaabokoku(f): 12:13pm On Sep 07, 2012
*goes to the lecturers office* good morning sir.. I mis ur esam yestada cos i was purging, purging and purging. If u want mak i show u d places of d shit. It is very wet because am cleaning my bombom.. I just rush comot 4 toilet now. * tries to hug lecturer*
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 12:27pm On Sep 07, 2012
Lolaabokoku: *goes to the lecturers office* good morning sir.. I mis ur esam yestada cos i was purging, purging and purging. If u want mak i show u d places of d shit. It is very wet because am cleaning my bombom.. I just rush comot 4 toilet now. * tries to hug lecturer*

let me see that your bombom cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Lolaabokoku(f): 1:26pm On Sep 07, 2012
larride:

let me see that your bombom cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
sir my mama say a man sud not see my bombom * starts crying and kneels down* am a fagin. Just give me pass mark sir pls
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 5:46pm On Sep 07, 2012
Lolaabokoku: sir my mama say a man sud not see my bombom * starts crying and kneels down* am a fagin. Just give me pass mark sir pls
Na mind d guy. Na me b d xternal invigilator. Wetin u mean? U no wan make i PASS thru ... And u wan colet PASS mark... Ooooo le riiii
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Lolaabokoku(f): 7:25pm On Sep 07, 2012
Laitesmart:
Na mind d guy. Na me b d xternal invigilator. Wetin u mean? U no wan make i PASS thru ... And u wan colet PASS mark... Ooooo le riiii
Lecture pls a beg u *thinks* ok wan check my bombom?
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 10:01pm On Sep 07, 2012
Yeah
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Xymc1(m): 10:37pm On Sep 07, 2012
CRAZY!!! CRAZY!!!! CRAZY!!!!!
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Lolaabokoku(f): 11:40pm On Sep 07, 2012
Laitesmart: Yeah
But sir.. But sir.. *Lecturer starts undressing himself trying to romance sulia* * just then sulia mother enters and starts ranting.. *You leksura u wan chop my dota, my dota wey akanji 4 filage don pay tubas of yam, u go do me too o, u go do me too.. *Iya sulia locks d door & fall yakata 4 ground*
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 4:26am On Sep 08, 2012
Lolaabokoku: But sir.. But sir.. *Lecturer starts undressing himself trying to romance sulia* * just then sulia mother enters and starts ranting.. *You leksura u wan chop my dota, my dota wey akanji 4 filage don pay tubas of yam, u go do me too o, u go do me too.. *Iya sulia locks d door & fall yakata 4 ground*
Haa! Palava he dey find... Palava, he go get o!
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Lolaabokoku(f): 7:02am On Sep 08, 2012
Laitesmart:
Haa! Palava he dey find... Palava, he go get o!
lols
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 8:19pm On Sep 08, 2012
Lolaabokoku: But sir.. But sir.. *Lecturer starts undressing himself trying to romance sulia* * just then sulia mother enters and starts ranting.. *You leksura u wan chop my dota, my dota wey akanji 4 filage don pay tubas of yam, u go do me too o, u go do me too.. *Iya sulia locks d door & fall yakata 4 ground*

[b]**************VERY ERECTS******************[/b] grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 9:05am On Sep 09, 2012
larride:

[b]**************VERY ERECTS******************[/b] grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Man. U dey craze? U wan do old woman?
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 10:35pm On Sep 11, 2012
Laitesmart:
Man. U dey craze? U wan do old woman?

Na dem dey sweet pass........ grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 7:50am On Sep 12, 2012
larride:

Na dem dey sweet pass........ grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
u wan buy coffin?
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 9:37am On Sep 12, 2012
Laitesmart:
u wan buy coffin?

for wetin? who die?
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Cattleya: 11:02am On Aug 17, 2015
[b][/b]I NEED EXTRA SHEET SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!

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