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Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 12:52am On Aug 26, 2012
larride:

That's my Angel, I have missed you so much dearie, how are you? kiss kiss
i'm preewdy gud.....missed u too
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by OPEYEMIAD(m): 4:32am On Aug 26, 2012
Excuse me sir, we are not inform that we have test yestday so unfurtunatly we miss it. Any alternative?
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by CrazyMan(m): 8:13am On Aug 26, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: Excuse me sir, we are not inform that we have test yestday so unfurtunatly we miss it. Any alternative?
Em...ok let me see...alright since you guys are many I would reorganise another exams for you people.

Happy now? cool
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Babycoleen(f): 8:31am On Aug 26, 2012
Ahh..escuz me sir.i have finis writin buh cant find my script...cryin n stampin feets..
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by OPEYEMIAD(m): 8:41am On Aug 26, 2012
CrazyMan:
Em...ok let me see...alright since you guys are many I would reorganise another exams for you people.

Happy now? cool
na God save u, my plan 4u is to ask dat my friend to send me d video tape. From there we use it to make money from u
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 12:24pm On Aug 26, 2012
PretiEbony: i'm preewdy gud.....missed u too

Happy sunday, did u go to church?

OPEYEMI AD: na God save u, my plan 4u is to ask dat my friend to send me d video tape. From there we use it to make money from u

No mind that invigilator, him life dey my hand, make him do anyhow, we go finish ham ni, how u dey jare?
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by OPEYEMIAD(m): 12:57pm On Aug 26, 2012
larride:

Happy sunday, did u go to church?



No mind that invigilator, him life dey my hand, make him do anyhow, we go finish ham ni, how u dey jare?
guy 4get dat thing he get a reasonable evidence to against u at d court of law
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 1:26pm On Aug 26, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: guy 4get dat thing he get a reasonable evidence to against u at d court of law
wat kind of evidence does he has?
larride:

Happy sunday, did u go to church?
same to you dear.
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:55pm On Aug 26, 2012
wat kind of evidence does he has? Madam d evidence pass otedola againt farook o. Dat one na audio we are talking about video here. U had beter agree for d man if not you are on your own o. Just beg him not to upload it to nairaland
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by CrazyMan(m): 2:08pm On Aug 26, 2012
Babycoleen: Ahh..escuz me sir.i have finis writin buh cant find my script...cryin n stampin feets..
What do you you want me to do na ? undecided

Maybe you didn't write your reg number clearly, hence the missing script. undecided
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 7:45pm On Aug 26, 2012
Erm...where is diz lecturer na?
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 10:04pm On Aug 26, 2012
PretiEbony: Erm...where is diz lecturer na?

Hey sweetie, how was your day? You got a bb, let's ping
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 12:04pm On Aug 27, 2012
larride:

Hey sweetie, how was your day? You got a bb, let's ping
Nah!
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by bunmioguns(m): 2:14pm On Aug 27, 2012
larride:

Hey sweetie, how was your day? You got a bb, let's ping



undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

PretiEbony: Nah!


tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 4:11pm On Aug 27, 2012
whats going on?........ undecided undecided undecided
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 10:31am On Aug 28, 2012
bunmioguns:

undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided


tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

You well so ogunbunmi

~vicky~:
whats going on?........ undecided undecided undecided

You no get eyes ni, open ya eyes jor...busg piglet
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 10:54am On Aug 28, 2012
larride:


You no get eyes ni, open ya eyes jor...busg piglet

embarassed embarassed embarassed cry cry cry...but y?
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 11:01am On Aug 28, 2012
NOW TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS

1. C VICKY FOR SURE kiss kiss
2. B
3. D
4.C
5.B
6....WHICH KINDA OF QUESTION BE THAT
7.SORRY I CANT ANSWER THAT angry angry
8.VICKY IS THE FUNNIEST, BINGBAGBO FOLLOWS... tongue tongue
9.......BRB grin grin
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Sirmee(m): 11:01am On Aug 28, 2012
(@ d lecturer's office) Xcuse me sir i missed d exams because i spent all night readin. Score me A+ n av slimyem 4 3 consecutive nyts. grin
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 11:03am On Aug 28, 2012
~vicky~:


embarassed embarassed embarassed cry cry cry...but y?

I heard you haven't seen your period for over 4months now, is dat true? sad sad sad sad sad sad
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 12:16pm On Aug 28, 2012
External invigilator... Whatz happening here? You, sit down!!!
You, face ur book!!! Ajibel... What z that with u? When wil start reading? If ur brain can fathom it, go and learn an occupation. Precisely vulcanizer.

What video is that?
#Collects video recorder# who is this lady? Does ur recorder hav bluetooth? Send it !
#student giggles#
Order now! B4 i involve u all in an unceremonial convocation.
Meanwhile ladies, write ur phone numbers on ur questn papers
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 1:02pm On Aug 28, 2012
Laitesmart: External invigilator... Whatz happening here? You, sit down!!!
You, face ur book!!! Ajibel... What z that with u? When wil start reading? If ur brain can fathom it, go and learn an occupation. Precisely vulcanizer.

What video is that?
#Collects video recorder# who is this lady? Does ur recorder hav bluetooth? Send it !
#student giggles#
Order now! B4 i involve u all in an unceremonial convocation.
Meanwhile ladies, write ur phone numbers on ur questn papers

*slaps him hard*** wake up, exam starts by 3pm you are already benchwetting undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 2:05pm On Aug 28, 2012
larride:

*slaps him hard*** wake up, exam starts by 3pm you are already benchwetting undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Eh yah. Thanks. Guess i overslept. Who are u and what are u doing in my room? I ain't gay.
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by bunmioguns(m): 2:57pm On Aug 28, 2012
Laitesmart:

Eh yah. Thanks. Guess i overslept. Who are u and what are u doing in my room? I ain't gay.




When u hear Larride, u beta run for your dear life cos d guy fit bleep die
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 3:43pm On Aug 28, 2012
larride:

I heard you haven't seen your period for over 4months now, is dat true? sad sad sad sad sad sad


angry angry angry angry.......u this nutty brain
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 3:53pm On Aug 28, 2012
bunmioguns:




When u hear Larride, u beta run for your dear life cos d guy fit bleep die
Haaaaaa! Thank God i woke up at the right time. I discovered that my belt don loose. So larride wan...
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 2:17am On Aug 29, 2012
~vicky~:



angry angry angry angry.......u this nutty brain

Speak ingrish jor undecided undecided undecided

bunmioguns:


When u hear Larride, u beta run for your dear life cos d guy fit bleep die

See dis one sef wan dey form familarity....mtchew

Laitesmart:
Haaaaaa! Thank God i woke up at the right time. I discovered that my belt don loose. So larride wan...

You wey don release for body? Anyway we don finish exam. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 3:46am On Aug 29, 2012
Laitesmart:

Eh yah. Thanks. Guess i overslept. Who are u and what are u doing in my room? I ain't gay.
excuse me sire, erm...plz always try to close ur mouth wen sliping. By d way, i'm done with d questns, can i summit ma script now?
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 7:19am On Aug 29, 2012
PretiEbony: excuse me sire, erm...plz always try to close ur mouth wen sliping. By d way, i'm done with d questns, can i summit ma script now?
Ehm... Ehm... Ehm.. Ur presence is making my brain absent... Hav u gone thru ur work? What is ur name and hav u written ur phone number on ur answer booklet?
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 7:37am On Aug 29, 2012
Laitesmart:
Ehm... Ehm... Ehm.. Ur presence is making my brain absent... Hav u gone thru ur work? What is ur name and hav u written ur phone number on ur answer booklet?
see this man o, what do u wanna do with ma phone number eh!...i tink i have to report you to the school authority.
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 8:23am On Aug 29, 2012
PretiEbony: see this man o, what do u wanna do with ma phone number eh!...i tink i have to report you to the school authority.
Report me? Hahahahaha. Where is ur evidence? That is libel or slander...
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 8:45am On Aug 29, 2012
PretiEbony: excuse me sire, erm...plz always try to close ur mouth wen sliping. By d way, i'm done with d questns, can i summit ma script now?

Sweetie, don't let him scam you, he's not an invigilator oooo. Missed you boo kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Laitesmart:
Ehm... Ehm... Ehm.. Ur presence is making my brain absent... Hav u gone thru ur work? What is ur name and hav u written ur phone number on ur answer booklet?

Hey mr man, she's mine so now BACK-OFF











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