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Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 12:52am On Aug 26, 2012 |
larride:i'm preewdy gud.....missed u too |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by OPEYEMIAD(m): 4:32am On Aug 26, 2012 |
Excuse me sir, we are not inform that we have test yestday so unfurtunatly we miss it. Any alternative? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by CrazyMan(m): 8:13am On Aug 26, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: Excuse me sir, we are not inform that we have test yestday so unfurtunatly we miss it. Any alternative?Em...ok let me see...alright since you guys are many I would reorganise another exams for you people. Happy now? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Babycoleen(f): 8:31am On Aug 26, 2012 |
Ahh..escuz me sir.i have finis writin buh cant find my script...cryin n stampin feets.. |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by OPEYEMIAD(m): 8:41am On Aug 26, 2012 |
CrazyMan:na God save u, my plan 4u is to ask dat my friend to send me d video tape. From there we use it to make money from u |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 12:24pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
PretiEbony: i'm preewdy gud.....missed u too Happy sunday, did u go to church? OPEYEMI AD: na God save u, my plan 4u is to ask dat my friend to send me d video tape. From there we use it to make money from u No mind that invigilator, him life dey my hand, make him do anyhow, we go finish ham ni, how u dey jare? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by OPEYEMIAD(m): 12:57pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
larride:guy 4get dat thing he get a reasonable evidence to against u at d court of law |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 1:26pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: guy 4get dat thing he get a reasonable evidence to against u at d court of lawwat kind of evidence does he has? larride:same to you dear. |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:55pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
wat kind of evidence does he has? Madam d evidence pass otedola againt farook o. Dat one na audio we are talking about video here. U had beter agree for d man if not you are on your own o. Just beg him not to upload it to nairaland |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by CrazyMan(m): 2:08pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
Babycoleen: Ahh..escuz me sir.i have finis writin buh cant find my script...cryin n stampin feets..What do you you want me to do na ? Maybe you didn't write your reg number clearly, hence the missing script. |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 7:45pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
Erm...where is diz lecturer na? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 10:04pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Erm...where is diz lecturer na? Hey sweetie, how was your day? You got a bb, let's ping |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 12:04pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
larride:Nah! |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by bunmioguns(m): 2:14pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
larride: PretiEbony: Nah! |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 4:11pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
whats going on?........ |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 10:31am On Aug 28, 2012 |
bunmioguns: You well so ogunbunmi ~vicky~: You no get eyes ni, open ya eyes jor...busg piglet |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 10:54am On Aug 28, 2012 |
larride: ...but y? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 11:01am On Aug 28, 2012 |
NOW TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS 1. C VICKY FOR SURE 2. B 3. D 4.C 5.B 6....WHICH KINDA OF QUESTION BE THAT 7.SORRY I CANT ANSWER THAT 8.VICKY IS THE FUNNIEST, BINGBAGBO FOLLOWS... 9.......BRB |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Sirmee(m): 11:01am On Aug 28, 2012 |
(@ d lecturer's office) Xcuse me sir i missed d exams because i spent all night readin. Score me A+ n av slimyem 4 3 consecutive nyts. |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 11:03am On Aug 28, 2012 |
~vicky~: I heard you haven't seen your period for over 4months now, is dat true? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 12:16pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
External invigilator... Whatz happening here? You, sit down!!! You, face ur book!!! Ajibel... What z that with u? When wil start reading? If ur brain can fathom it, go and learn an occupation. Precisely vulcanizer. What video is that? #Collects video recorder# who is this lady? Does ur recorder hav bluetooth? Send it ! #student giggles# Order now! B4 i involve u all in an unceremonial convocation. Meanwhile ladies, write ur phone numbers on ur questn papers |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 1:02pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
Laitesmart: External invigilator... Whatz happening here? You, sit down!!! *slaps him hard*** wake up, exam starts by 3pm you are already benchwetting |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 2:05pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
larride: Eh yah. Thanks. Guess i overslept. Who are u and what are u doing in my room? I ain't gay. |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by bunmioguns(m): 2:57pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
Laitesmart: When u hear Larride, u beta run for your dear life cos d guy fit bleep die |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 3:43pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
larride: .......u this nutty brain |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 3:53pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
bunmioguns:Haaaaaa! Thank God i woke up at the right time. I discovered that my belt don loose. So larride wan... |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 2:17am On Aug 29, 2012 |
~vicky~: Speak ingrish jor bunmioguns: See dis one sef wan dey form familarity....mtchew Laitesmart: You wey don release for body? Anyway we don finish exam. |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 3:46am On Aug 29, 2012 |
Laitesmart:excuse me sire, erm...plz always try to close ur mouth wen sliping. By d way, i'm done with d questns, can i summit ma script now? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 7:19am On Aug 29, 2012 |
PretiEbony: excuse me sire, erm...plz always try to close ur mouth wen sliping. By d way, i'm done with d questns, can i summit ma script now?Ehm... Ehm... Ehm.. Ur presence is making my brain absent... Hav u gone thru ur work? What is ur name and hav u written ur phone number on ur answer booklet? |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Nobody: 7:37am On Aug 29, 2012 |
Laitesmart:see this man o, what do u wanna do with ma phone number eh!...i tink i have to report you to the school authority. |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by Laitesmart(m): 8:23am On Aug 29, 2012 |
PretiEbony: see this man o, what do u wanna do with ma phone number eh!...i tink i have to report you to the school authority.Report me? Hahahahaha. Where is ur evidence? That is libel or slander... |
Re: Exam Questions For The Joke Section by larride(m): 8:45am On Aug 29, 2012 |
PretiEbony: excuse me sire, erm...plz always try to close ur mouth wen sliping. By d way, i'm done with d questns, can i summit ma script now? Sweetie, don't let him scam you, he's not an invigilator oooo. Missed you boo Laitesmart: Hey mr man, she's mine so now BACK-OFF BUSH PIG |
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