Nairaland, My Storyland...

Having sojourned for a while,
I noticed from afar,an island,filled with trees.standing over it,like a shade over a rail.
though isolated,it glows in its uniqueness,and inhabited by humans,of various designs, shapes,
sizes,and skills.Having fun, and throwing jokes and banters,both soft and hard,like in a typical bar,or viewing center.

Where many come with loosened tie,and folded sleeves,to unwind and empty
their sorrows in both bottles and plates.and filling our ears with stories of their lives.
many of which are like,tales by moonlight.And knocked right, left and center,either by 190, sexkillz,
acidtalk, Mynd44 or freecocoa.with criticisms that are laced with acid,and released atimes,
with so much venom,On a romantic level.but mind you,no longer from an arm chair,but from the comfort of their couch.

How I wish Naija, can be a bit like Nairaland. where none belong to any clique nor 'cult',
that is hot headed and insensitive,like PDP,or manipulative like an IBB,domineering and vindictive like OBJ,
hot tempered and bittered like a buhari,or quiet but trickish like an abdulsalami.or a jonathan.who bites and blow breeze,like an house rat.

Though faceless like the masses,it's proudly Nigerian,and has a tongue more potent than the 'watch dog'
And created by a young Nigerian.a bundle of skills,and one of many,fired up like a man on a mission.
to provide many with a platform,to tell their stories, and also live their dreams,
like Alice in wonderland...

By Marvelck

PS: This is a tribute to Nairaland.com

Can't you just keep my name off your finger tips? What is it with you people?

What happen

Wow @maverick that was a masterpiece. You're really gifted bro

who tell you say clique or cult nor dey Nl?
Duh!
Dey there dey dull yourself!

marvelck: Nairaland, My Storyland...

Having sojourned for a while,
I noticed from afar,
an island,
filled with trees.
standing over it,
like a shade over a rail.
though isolated,
it glows in its uniqueness,
and inhabited by humans,
of various designs, shapes,
sizes,and skills.
Having fun, and
throwing jokes and banters,
both soft and hard,
like in a typical bar,
or viewing center.
where many come with loosened tie,
and folded sleeves,
to unwind and empty
their sorrows in both bottles and plates.
and filling our ears
with stories of their lives.
many of which are like,
tales by moonlight.
And knocked right, left and center,
either by 190, sexkillz,
acidtalk, Mynd44 or freecocoa.
with critisms that are laced with acid,
and released atimes,
with so much venom,
On a romantic level.
but mind you,
no longer from an arm chair,
but from the comfort of their couch.
How I wish Naija,
can be a bit like Nairaland.
where none belong to any clique nor 'cult',
that is hot headed and insensitive,
like PDP,
or manipulative like an IBB,
domineering and vindictive like OBJ,
hot tempered and bittered like a buhari,
or quiet but trickish
like an abdulsalami.
or a jonathan.
who bites and blow breeze,
like an house rat.
Though faceless like
the masses,
it's proudly Nigerian,
and has a tongue more potent
than the 'watch dog'
And created
by a young Nigerian.
a bundle of skills,
and one of many,
fired up like a man
on a mission.
to provide many with a platform,
to tell their stories,
and also live their dreams,
like Alice in wonderland...

By Marvelck

PS: This is a tribute to Nairaland.com

Good talent but don you think you are wasting it on here

slimyem: who tell you say clique or cult nor sey Nl?
Duh!
Dey there dey dull yourself!

Obviously, he has not met Sagamite and his crew. Or he has not has a brush in with the GEJ apologists in the politics section

Nice..........

Forgot some other characters...
-Idowuogbo, Mrs Chima, MrBrownJay, Jaybee...(often wonder if the last 2 aren't the one n the same.)
Of course Onila, Bin Gbagbo with their attention-seeking threads
...............Oooo, oooo......I'm not a target now,am I??

Btw. Where is Iice

-Current affairs/ politics section gentry and thugs: ...........
and the urban legend.....40 laptops mercenaries

-Family section counsellors... maclatunji, chaircover

-Business section Dons, "alleged scammeds'" and the "waiting-to-be scammed" and prowling scammers looking for more victims.
No names sorry!!!

-Diary section full of budding authors


Need I say more......

Like in a typical rowdy Nigerian market.....
Open eye well to behold the "wonder"

Overall, a nice place to be!!!

Ok

^pop up yield we have unfinished business in d bedroom

190-the-clown:
^pop up yield we have unfinished business in d bedroom

wake up. Its morning already

^d business transends till morning!

In lala land abi?

Lol! So funny reading mynds post right after the op's. Totally broke the spell! Lol!

Is he quitting nairaland?

ijebabe: Lol! So funny reading mynds post right after the op's. Totally broke the spell! Lol!

Its like an obsession

I love the write-up, but come o na farewell speech be dis?

YOU are dead WRONG mr Mervelk!!! Nairaland is ruled by Seun and his gangs of young moderators. They r called the Nairaland politicians. Favoritism is the order here. No rule of law, but military style as if nairaland only belongs to them. It belongs to all of us!!!

Op, are u done writing. Can i have my sleep now

I love the write-up, but come o na farewell speech be dis? and he was able to mention some bad guys physically,computically and otherwise.

The tribute is yet to convince me if Nairaland has impacted your life or not.

Nice right up










#freeteamgarri

nairaland my people land we originated from garri republic to your land,we people of garri republic enjoyed this land.until yesterday when some people from our garri land were banned from nairaland,some garri activists have been deported from nairaland,i am begging the president of nairaland to offer garri republic people amnesty,if you are a garri republic citizen like this post to show your support for our persecuted and banned compatriots.

Obinoscopy: Wow @maverick that was a masterpiece. You're really gifted bro

that wasnt me

sexkillz: Nice. Except the sexkillz part. . .

Yoh!! We have scores to settle. MotherForrckr!!

ebamma: nairaland my people land we originated from garri republic to your land,we people of garri republic enjoyed this land.until yesterday when some people from our garri land were banned from nairaland,some garri activists have been deported from nairaland,i am begging the president of nairaland to offer garri republic people amnesty,if you are a garri republic citizen like this post to show your support for our persecuted and banned compatriots.

you wont stop to amuse me!
I don quite your garri republic before im being banned from here o abeg. Nairaland keeps me going all days and all nights so i dont wanna miss am... Thanks.

ebamma: nairaland my people land we originated from garri republic to your land,we people of garri republic enjoyed this land.until yesterday when some people from our garri land were banned from nairaland,some garri activists have been deported from nairaland,i am begging the president of nairaland to offer garri republic people amnesty,if you are a garri republic citizen like this post to show your support for our persecuted and banned compatriots.

i wish i can double like this post

These Garri people self. Una no dey tire?

enjoyed reading this while having garri and beans...