There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.

However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.

The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble...he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir...I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so...." Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

you try small

FANK U MY BRODA mah go crash, we go c 2mao

JOKE GRADING: A


REMARK: YOU ARE JUST TOOO GOOOD



REWARD: 10 CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS WITH BOOQEE AND JACKPOT

I've seen dis joke yoke before.

bunmioguns: JOKE GRADING: A


REMARK: YOU ARE JUST TOOO GOOOD



REWARD: 10 CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS WITH BOOQEE AND JACKPOT

shattaap dere mf! Do i look like a lesbian?? Mtcheww......

bunmioguns: JOKE GRADING: A


REMARK: YOU ARE JUST TOOO GOOOD



REWARD: 10 CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS WITH BOOQEE AND JACKPOT

hahahahahahahahahaha! fank u oh buh i no want bookie

booqee: I've seen dis joke yoke before.

shey u no read d topic ni stop d hatin girl n lets av fun

dopeJemi: shey u no read d topic ni stop d hatin girl n lets av fun

dude i don't feel like having fun, i only feel like criticizing today. I'll have fun 2moro.....

booqee: dude i don't feel like having fun, i only feel like criticizing today. I'll have fun 2moro.....

kay bookie, ur choice, just so u knw, i criticize pass u, so no just post any thread tru out 2day cuz its gonna be bookie vs Jemi

dopeJemi: kay bookie, ur choice, just so u knw, i criticize pass u, so no just post any thread tru out 2day cuz its gonna be bookie vs Jemi

see me see dis newbie oh?? Why u no put ur Phd(criticism) include am for ur cv?? Abegi park well joor, ur joke is stale to me..i insist.

booqee: see me see dis newbie oh?? Why u no put ur Phd(criticism) include am for ur cv?? Abegi park well joor, ur joke is stale to me..i insist.

den go suck a big dic^k, carry mah newbie 4 head lyk government work cuz u join NL as moderator, clear road b4 i crush u

dopeJemi: den go suck a big dic^k, carry mah newbie 4 head lyk government work cuz u join NL as moderator, clear road b4 i crush u

ogbeni! D matter never reach level wey u suppose dey cry joor. Oya take dis tissue make u wipe ur tears. It hurts me to see guys cry dis way.

booqee: ogbeni! D matter never reach level wey u suppose dey cry joor. Oya take dis tissue make u wipe ur tears. It hurts me to see guys cry dis way.

simply states u r outta words mah just fashi u

the taste of the joke is dry that it has actually made the taste of my soaked garri sour


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Ajibel: the taste of the joke is dry that it has actually made the taste of my soaked garri sour


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i dnt seem 2 undastand y i have no word 4 u is it because u r dry,dumb,daft,lame or is it because ur lips r 2 heavy 4 ur head 2 carry *wondering*

dopeJemi: simply states u r outta words mah just fashi u

dude ur yoke is dry and stale. Accept dat and stop arguing!
*exits thread*

dopeJemi: i dnt seem 2 undastand y i have no word 4 u is it because u r dry,dumb,daft,lame or is it because ur lips r 2 heavy 4 ur head 2 carry *wondering*

dont act like a fawwking ignoramus..you know d trend here..creative and natural jokes are appreciated and not ur copied and pasted yet unfunny squandria you call jokes

Ajibel:

dont act like a fawwking ignoramus..you know d trend here..creative and natural jokes are appreciated and not ur copied and pasted yet unfunny squandria you call jokes

lemme ask u a question, av u posted a joke formed by U b4?

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guy!!! its either u lack sense of humour or ur problem is bigger than any joke in this jokes section...all u do is criticize...post ur own natural self made joke lets see...mtcheeew

dopeJemi: lemme ask u a question, av u posted a joke formed by U b4?

check my signature...am i a joker

walexydon:
guy!!! its either u lack sense of humour or ur problem is bigger than any joke in this jokes section...all u do is criticize...post ur own natural self made joke lets see...mtcheeew

ur actually the one that needs to attend a seminar about creativity in jokes. if u cant compose a joke, then find something berra to do instead of killing the mood of others here with dry jokes which could make a granny die before their time...mtchewwww

Ajibel:

check my signature...am i a joker



ur actually the one that needs to attend a seminar about creativity in jokes. if u cant compose a joke, then find something berra to do instead of killing the mood of others here with dry jokes which could make a granny die before their time...mtchewwww

den u shud shut up n let odas joke around, if u nt a joker, go 2 d politics section, lyk i said b4, ur problem is ur big upper lip.

Ajibel:

check my signature...am i a joker



ur actually the one that needs to attend a seminar about creativity in jokes. if u cant compose a joke, then find something berra to do instead of killing the mood of others here with dry jokes which could make a granny die before their time...mtchewwww

ur jokes are sooo stale and out of point...u neither create, compose or even copy and paste...

please check out his threads...sooo lame

for example...first alphabet of the english letter

Ajibel: Abeg help me reply sharp sharp, i wan take an write exam

ur dad beat u up cos u are sooo dry he tot he could change ur ways...and u are posting it here...smh

Ajibel: Chai,, my dad wire me with koboko dis afternoon, the first time in 6 years...worlahi,i feel like a mad man now

where are the creativity in those
i mean which so-called creative person open threads like that douche..

dopeJemi: den u shud shut up n let odas joke around, if u nt a joker, go 2 d politics section, lyk i said b4, ur problem is ur big upper lip.

his upper lip indeed..lwkmd4h

walexydon:
his upper lip indeed..lwkmd4h

walexydon:

ur jokes are sooo stale and out of point...u neither create, compose or even copy and paste...

please check out his threads...sooo lame

for example...first alphabet of the english letter


ur dad beat u up cos u are sooo dry he tot he could change ur ways...and u are posting it here...smh


where are the creativity in those
i mean which so-called creative person open threads like that douche..

omo mehn dis guy dey para gan oh!

OMG! Diz thread is so funny....plz u guys shld kip quarelling coz i'm having a nice tym hia

PretiEbony: OMG! Diz thread is so funny....plz u guys shld kip quarelling coz i'm having a nice tym hia

if thats wot u like...start ur own quarelling thread nah

booqee: omo mehn dis guy dey para gan oh!

i gats para nah...d guy dey vex me

booqee: I've seen dis joke yoke before.

Me too

godjohnson: Me too

will you shataap and allow others to see it too

bunmioguns:


will you shataap and allow others to see it too

¶ like that...now that's what A̶̲̥̅♏ talking about...