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Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 6:56pm On Sep 05, 2012
there are some facts that are kind of weird and funny, others are true...will be posting them here daily...below are few of them:

1. yoruba girls lick their fingers before turning a page on their iPads & iphones.
2. Its impossible to get an e-rec-tion when you're hungry.
3. Bold5 users are addicted to mirror pictures.
4. Majority of Girls that don't own a car, have Car charger.
5. Research has proven that ugly girls are very confident.
6. Majority of people that Update "Work 2moro" or "Stressful work" are jobless.
7. Only Nigerians can change their accent in less than 5hrs.
8. Farting continuously helps strengthen your an-al muscles.
9. Mosquitoes don't just bite you. They also urinate on you after sucking your blood if you stink.
10. Men automatically turn single when they see a girl they Like.

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Re: Mumu Facts by dlex21(m): 7:03pm On Sep 05, 2012
grin grin grin
nice 1 bro
Re: Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 7:10pm On Sep 05, 2012
dlex21: grin grin grin
nice 1 bro
fanks...expect more
Re: Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 12:00pm On Sep 08, 2012
e get 2 boiz wey see ripe fruits for one mango tree wey near cemetry...as dem one go climb am, na hin 1 talk say make d other 1 go climb say hin wan shit. as the other 1 just dey the tree dey pluck the mangoes, e con get 1 mango wey riiiiipppeeee....yellllowww...d guy con dey reason say na dat 1 go sweet pass...as e say make hin pluck am, naso hin hear the mango tell am say "all the 1s wey hin don pluck never do am?? as the guy hear am, naso hin fall from the tree run go meet the 1 wey dey shit...naso hin tell am say hin hear mango dey follow am talk...the guy wey dey shit con tell ask am say shey na wetin dey make am run be that...naso the guy shit just tell am say shey "if na u, u no go run"??
the two guys dey hospital now grin grin grin

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Re: Mumu Facts by Nobody: 1:13pm On Sep 08, 2012
Your first post is da bomb! I loved it...
but ur second joke?? Hmm.....its dry
Re: Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 1:52pm On Sep 08, 2012
booqee: Your first post is da bomb! I loved it...
but ur second joke?? Hmm.....its dry
miss booqee, the jokes section judge...well, what makes the second joke dry? the pigeon used or the fact that u dont understand...well its better sed/heard than written/read
Re: Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 2:02pm On Sep 08, 2012
Akpors and Gideon entered a
chocolate store. As they
werebusy looking, Gideon steals
3 chocolate bars. After leaving
the store, Gideon says to Akpors:
"Man I'm the best thief ever, I
stole 3 chocolates and no one
saw me, u cant beat that".
Akpors replies: "You want to see
something better, lets go back to
the shop and I'll show you real
stealing." So they went to the
counter and Akpors says to the
Shop keeper: "Do you want to
see magic?" Shop keeper
replies:"Yes." Akpors says: "Give
me one chocolate bar." The
shopkeeper gave him one, and
he eats it. He asks for the second,
and he eats that as well. He asks
for the third, and finishes that
one too. The shop keeper asks:
"But where's the magic?" Akpors
replies: "Check in my friend's
pocket, and you'll find them.
Re: Mumu Facts by Nobody: 4:23pm On Sep 08, 2012
^^now dis is cool. For d 2nd joke? Its best heard dan said but i doubt if it'll make a difference.
Re: Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 4:31pm On Sep 08, 2012
whatever undecided
Re: Mumu Facts by larride(m): 8:39pm On Sep 08, 2012
NICE
Re: Mumu Facts by Nobody: 8:57pm On Sep 08, 2012
alaric saltzman: there are some facts that are kind of weird and funny, others are true...will be posting them here daily...below are few of them:

1. yoruba girls lick their fingers before turning a page on their iPads & iphones.
2. Its impossible to get an e-rec-tion when you're hungry.
3. Bold5 users are addicted to mirror pictures.
4. Majority of Girls that don't own a car, have Car charger.
5. Research has proven that ugly girls are very confident.
6. Majority of people that Update "Work 2moro" or "Stressful work" are jobless.
7. Only Nigerians can change their accent in less than 5hrs.
8. Farting continuously helps strengthen your an-al muscles.
9. Mosquitoes don't just bite you. They also urinate on you after sucking your blood if you stink.
10. Men automatically turn single when they see a girl they Like.





nice job
reward>>> 5 days trip to TITANIC grin grin grin
Re: Mumu Facts by JojoArmani(m): 10:15pm On Sep 08, 2012
Nice one.
Re: Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 12:47pm On Sep 09, 2012
~vicky~:





nice job
reward>>> 5 days trip to TITANIC grin grin grin
If U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ wee accompany ♍ƺ...lol
Re: Mumu Facts by alaricsaltzman: 1:01pm On Sep 09, 2012
More mumu facts:

1. Yoruba primary school children take AGBO τ̲̅☺ school in their water bottles

2. You know she's using curve when she tweets every second

3. In nigeria, women see men as banks

4. Its only in Nigeria a deaf beggar can hear "your money don fall"

5. Swallowing sp-erm can help τ̲̅☺ prevent mouth odour

6. Men that fite women are scared of fiting their fellow men

7. 419 has officially been added τ̲̅☺ Oxford dictionary

8. Its impossible τ̲̅☺ see an albino smiling in the afternoon under sun

9. Every blackerry user in nigeria hates MTN

10. the average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is 30mins 4secs...¶ S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ agree τ̲̅☺ this!!!

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