One Rainy Night, Akpors was
walking down a Muddy
road, when a Slow moving car
came and stopped
near Him,
without Hesitation, akpors opened its
door and Sat on
the Co-Driver's seat..
The Car started Moving Slowly,
looking at The Driver's Seat, there
was No driver, Akpors became Soo afraid..
Just as He was trying to recover
from the shock, A
hand pooped from Outside and
Started controling
the steering wheel,.
Akpors Became Really afraid, And
Frozed on His
Seat,, he started Praying for His Life..
Just as he was praying, the slow
Moving car
approached a Corner, wondering
What will happen,
again the Hand pooped in from
outside And
Steered
the Car Round the Corner....
Now Akpors became Really
afraid,Gathered all his
strength, opened the Door, and Fell
outside, woke
up, Ran to a Late night Restuarant
and Ordered a
Hot Drink, sat on one Corner and
Try to recover
From the shock..

As He was having His Drink, two
guys with mud all
over entered the Restuarant and
Ordered a Drink..
One Of them said,

"Look at that
Idiot in the Corner,
He Is the One who Entered In the
Car While we
were Pushing it...!

Father-In-Law: Young man, u’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect!

Akpors: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.

Father-In-Law: You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?

Akpors: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club.

Father-In-Law: U club too?

Akpors: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.

Father-In-Law: U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!

Akpors: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!

Father-In-Law: What!!! U’re a killer

Akpors: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter so I killed him.

Father-In-Law: U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right man for my daughter .

Bash is sitting in a bar drinking some alcohol.
After some couple of drinks he tries to stand up and he falls. He crawls to the door of the bar and tries to stand up and he falls again, he crawls until he reaches the door in his house and he tries to stand but then for the third time he falls again.
He then decides to knock on the door while he is on the ground.
His wife opens the door and surprised she asks him,"Where the hell did you leave your wheelchair?"

Math joke:
Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.
Student : very simple...I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter...

happy new month

walexydon: Math joke:
Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.
Student : very simple...I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter...

happy new month

na dis 1 i lyk pass

You'd soon be charged with copyright violations. Someone sweated to compose a dry joke, u come here post am and start taking credit...mukina2 would ignore these crimes

Ajibel: You'd soon be charged with copyright violations. Someone sweated to compose a dry joke, u come here post am and start taking credit...mukina2 would ignore these crimes

sowee...what do u mean

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