Two lions are lying under a tree... A rabbit runs by so fast that none of the two lions are able to react in time to catch it... One lion asks the other: what was that?!!!
Second lion replies: Fast Food!!
***
Musa was hired as a security in a company, as night approached,he felt sleepy,but didn't want to sleep,so he went around the yard{in an effort to escape d urge to sleep} & came to sit down... Unfortunately,he fell asleep till morning. When the boss came in d nxt morning,he looked at Musa for awhile. Instantly Musa opened one of his eyes,realised his boss was gazing at him, he immediately closed his eye again for 5 seconds and said, "AMEN"...
***
The doctor gave Akpors some tablets cus he was sick..
Akpors then starts cutting the sides of the tablets.
Doctor: why are you cutting them??
Akpors: To avoid side effects!!.
***
Girl to her boyfrnd Akpors... Very nice mobile! Where did u buy it?
Akpors: i won this in a running race.
Girl: WOWW,how many people participated?
Akpors: Well,it was really tough,people that participated are Mobile owner,POLICE & ME!!
***
A couple is driving down to a holiday destination. While on their way they get into an argument and stopped talking to each other,as they drove further,they pass a few pigs on a farm. The husband points to the pigs & says to his wife "are those relatives of yours?"
The wife promptly replies, "Yes- actually those are my inlaws!!"
***
Two mentally disturbed boys decided they must go to school.
They collectd old books & went to sit under a tree pretending it was a school.
The following day,one boy got there early & climbed the tree.
As the other boy came & saw his friend on top of the tree,he askd, "what are you doing up there?"
The friend replied; "I am now in high school{secondary school}"
***
A boss said to his new employee, "i'm giving you this job as a driver"
starting salary is $20k, is it Ok??
Akpors replied "Oga, you too much, 20k for just starting, "how much cum be the driving salary na?"
***
In a class the students were askd to tell their parents name:
student: My father's name is laughing & my mother's name is smiling...
Teacher: you must be kidding!!
Student: No ma'am; i'm joking!!
***
//please bear with me cus sum of the jokes might be old//THANKS!!!

lmaoo.. .. you try!

still laughing @ the last one

Great jokes, 9ce 1

@op 9ice jokes

bunmioguns:

Bunmi, wetin be this

Dude ur jokes are so lame

Tnk u! Tnk u!! Tnk u!!! *blushed*

lilcutie8916: Dude ur jokes are so lame

DUDE!!! Honestly,are you mentally challenged??

i will give u.30/100

realsammie: i will give u.30/100

aah ah haba dats too low na...

Fantastic jokes.Weldone @op.

Eazy J: Fantastic jokes.Weldone @op.

Tnks hommie