PLease Listen attentively and don't tell anyone that I said this:   "One day I tried to call a friend of mine with my Nokia line, and the reply baffled me">>>>> >>>>>IMAGING A FULL TRAINED COMPUTER SYSTEM. I will migrate to Sendo Network

You av fcked up. Just wait till they c dis.
Der g0nna have a ball.

HEY! Who the fu<k is this. Take another look at the topic of this blog, it says JOKES, not Moronic statements, a55wipe. Guys, I think it is high time we got serious about this aptitude test thingy. Should keep pips like this off nairaland.

11 posts and u are writitng this.

Na who help u register for this forum?

This topic was remixed . . . .

I just hope u dont behave like your jokes. ¤shakes ma head¤nd i cant see the way ak 47 relates to ur crazy thread

I wish I could smash a bottle on the dumbass' head. Maybe that would cure him since Yaba didn't work.

@spot
i'm not d kaina guy dat says "i told u so" and blive me, i wunt start now.

Patiently waits for d rest of the gang to come

I would have said you're dumb   _{everybody knows you are}

but i don't want to b rude      _{or how else can I tell u, u re dumb}

because if u re not dummy u shld know that this is not a joke    _{I change my mind u re dumb,FFO,NFA, MUMU}

no try am next time ooooo  _{as if say u no go do am again}

different strokes for different folks. what a topic

Suga_Lips:

I wish I could smash a bottle on the dumbass' head. Maybe that would cure him since Yaba didn't work.

Suga_lips, I like you a lot. You're not like 'em other girls. You're just raw.

am speechless,
  proper MUMU the AK 47 should be placed in his anus so he can feel the cold metal down there that way he will come back his senses

Damn!

dunn>o wat to make of this

what a way to start posting
when we tell them to register^{only N20000} for orientation course on this land
dem go dey cry blue murder,now see the outcome of stupidity

. . . as a result of not going tru common $150,000 screening.

broke arsed niggas if you ask me

TT send mms settings to this number 08025219979

Guys pls don't eat him raw, he was just memorising the phone manufacturers he recently learnt.
Blame his village for the backwardness.

guy it will be hard for u to convice me that ur nanny did not let u fall head first on hard concrete when u were a baby. there is absolutely no way u would have come up with this rubbish if someone didn't mess with ur brains

Hey, guyz that's nt the end of the show. Why don't u lick my butt, although I Won't pay for dat. You should gather a lot of sense-brain-opolo-frog, when talking.If u all have the mind put your stinking mouth in my anus. Thanks to ituen and minges. Tessybabe,no make them rot me [b][/b][sup][/sup][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

m . i . g . i . n . e . s

Transformation does not just occur, it takes little while. Hey guys if u know that u r that wise like you all thought of ourselves, then Wat "is the name given to that person who is not an adult and would not want anyone to call him/her a kid". That's Wat u are, (ALL)

Where two or more are gathered attacking the poster, it means that vultures has arrived

tj_tj:

Where two or more are gathered attacking the poster, it means that vultures has arrived

@ spot
lick ur butt? even if u were to pay millions i can bet u that no one would dare. not after showing the whole of nairaland how much ur brain stinks. get some sense of humour mate or stay off the jokes section!

@poster just deactivate ur nairaland account cos u have dealt nd my nlders a blow. nd that means war. war i say

ur butt that expels worms and maggots?

u are definitely a miserable slowpoke! crazy wimp widout a cause and purpose in life!

That's too much for the poster.Enough!