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Poll: What is the thing that falls and not break and breaks but not fall?

heart: 80% (8 votes)
love: 10% (1 vote)
friendship: 10% (1 vote)
paper: 0% (0 votes)
Spot: 0% (0 votes)
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Brain Teasers : How Many Iphone Does It Take To Stop An Ak-47 Bullet / Ak 47 (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Ak 47 by tjtj1(m): 7:26am On Jan 11, 2008
Ure supposed to be protecting me not spot babe
Re: Ak 47 by saucekid(m): 10:05am On Jan 11, 2008
u no dey shame
na woman go protect you abi?
Re: Ak 47 by clemcykul(f): 2:42pm On Jan 11, 2008
@saucekid ;Dhahahahah na dem aristos dey give maximum security grin
Re: Ak 47 by hclacid(m): 3:00pm On Jan 11, 2008
nigerians,worldwide popularity.nairalanders,una too much but abeg make una leave this guy alone na.wetin?ah ah na wao!!zenobizenob
Re: Ak 47 by tjtj1(m): 3:13pm On Jan 11, 2008
nd u are? his gay partner? or nvr mind grin
Re: Ak 47 by tjtj1(m): 3:15pm On Jan 11, 2008
@saucekid. yep am d protectee nd she is my protector
Re: Ak 47 by aristole(m): 2:00pm On Jan 12, 2008
In my domot? angry
What audacity and effontery do you have to name me your .Well,go and find your shoe protector that you will be messing around with.
I don't mention name oooooo grin
Re: Ak 47 by Migines(m): 3:35pm On Jan 12, 2008
Who cares?
Re: Ak 47 by tjtj1(m): 3:49pm On Jan 12, 2008
;d
Re: Ak 47 by clemcykul(f): 4:10pm On Jan 12, 2008
even assholes dont care! grin
Re: Ak 47 by Migines(m): 4:14pm On Jan 12, 2008
*emphasy*
DON'T BLOODY CARE!
Re: Ak 47 by tjtj1(m): 4:22pm On Jan 12, 2008
I think someone should help her wit her sentences
Re: Ak 47 by Migines(m): 4:32pm On Jan 12, 2008
Na church matter.
Re: Ak 47 by saucekid(m): 4:36pm On Jan 12, 2008
*calls the archbishop*
Re: Ak 47 by Migines(m): 4:39pm On Jan 12, 2008
*archbishop says*
THIS CASE IS BEYOND ME
*refers it to the devil*
Re: Ak 47 by tjtj1(m): 4:39pm On Jan 12, 2008
Desmond tutu here i come_need u for special prayers
Re: Ak 47 by tjtj1(m): 4:42pm On Jan 12, 2008
The devil says he cant solve it unless she walks naked
Re: Ak 47 by Migines(m): 4:45pm On Jan 12, 2008
. . . . Round hells market square.
Re: Ak 47 by Spot(m): 4:46pm On Jan 12, 2008
Hey' I am not in Nairaland to trmple on peoples feet or to make people disturb my fun. Hey guyz, if you all feel that you are fucking perfect, that's your fucking prob. It is TERMITE that will feed on your perfections when you MUD!!!
     My next post may not be in AK 47.
     GO MUD!!!
Re: Ak 47 by Migines(m): 4:50pm On Jan 12, 2008
U sef go swallow soap.
Re: Ak 47 by saucekid(m): 4:53pm On Jan 12, 2008
what kind of soap might that be?
i'm thinking ose ST
Re: Ak 47 by Migines(m): 4:54pm On Jan 12, 2008
Or even ariel.
Re: Ak 47 by saucekid(m): 4:56pm On Jan 12, 2008
or even black soap
Re: Ak 47 by Migines(m): 4:58pm On Jan 12, 2008
"dudu osun"
Re: Ak 47 by tjtj1(m): 5:03pm On Jan 12, 2008
;d
Re: Ak 47 by mimiko(f): 4:41pm On Jan 13, 2008
@ spot
u shouldnt be mad at them u see they were grooming u and thats what we do to new dumb posters but i see that u ve learnt really fast atleast it took TT 3 months so am proud of u ur last post cracked me up

but dont ming u having KEY soap


@ saucekid u razz small ooo just kidding
Re: Ak 47 by ifyalways(f): 5:02pm On Jan 13, 2008
ROTLMAO.
hmmmmn una too wicked nice
Re: Ak 47 by tjtj1(m): 6:09pm On Jan 13, 2008
Its called initiation like they did to us in boarding schol. cool
Re: Ak 47 by mimiko(f): 7:08pm On Jan 13, 2008
boarding school was too MAAAD hm i soaked garri well sha cool
Re: Ak 47 by tjtj1(m): 7:32pm On Jan 13, 2008
Nd being called freshman. i wish some of em were here tobay. rlly wanna diss em grin
Re: Ak 47 by tufe(m): 8:27pm On Jan 13, 2008
mimiko, you soak garri, your own better now. me i go just drink hot water and groundnut. after that, straight to bed grin grin grin
Re: Ak 47 by saucekid(m): 8:37pm On Jan 13, 2008
you even drink hot water?
me na open mouth i take belle full

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