James is a houseboy who drinks his Boss' wine then adds water. His Boss became
suspicious & decided 2 change the brand of his wine.
As usual, James drank frm the wine & topped it with water & immediately the wine became milky in color & he knew he was in trouble.
When his Boss came back & saw the changed wine, he knew he had nailed James.
James, knowin he was in trouble, decided 2 stay in the kitchen.
The boss, having told his wife what he observed, now swung into action.
"James!", he called out frm the sitting room. He answered: "Yes Boss"
"Who drank my wine? James didn't answer.
Boss asked again, still no answer.
Then His Boss went 2 the kitchen 2 meet him there:
"Are u insane or what? ♈ when I called, u said "Yes boss" but when I asked u a question, u don't answer me?
"James replied, "hmm oga, when u are in the kitchen, u don't understand anything @ all except ur name". "Is that
so?" asked his boss. "Okay, go 2 the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into the kitchen, then, u ask me a question".
James accepted.
When his boss was in the kitchen, he shouted: "Boss?" "Yes, James" Boss answered.
James then asked,"Who goes into Aunty Yetunde's bedroom when Madam is not @ home?" No answer. James
shoutd again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak into Aunty Yetunde’s
room when madam no dey ?"
No answer.
The Boss ran back frm the kitchen shoutin "Wonders shal never end ooooo! James,
It's true ooooo! when one is in the kitchen, he doesn't hear anything except one's name.
"The wife, now very angry, interrupted, "That's not true.
It's a lie!"
James asked if she would enter d magic kitchen & be tested, & she agreed.
James asked: " madam, who's junior's biological father? Me or My Boss?" Madam too rushed out of the kitchen.
"This kitchen needs 2 be fumigated ooooo! I can't understand anything. James u re right!

LOL! "Gbogbo wa l'ole"