bolajibaok:

@wordsmith

your defeat is imminent . let me see how maverik will judge my punchlines ,wordsplay and metaphors

check it

against wordsmith yall thought i was going to back out /am here now / u can celebrate but don't get head rushy/
wordsmith has lost already / because this type of battle thread is old school/ its played out like his mama's pussy/
battlin me is like battlin a ghost who was never in existence/how could u battle a spirit who's soul could never lose it/
i am a w(rapper) like rizla i will make wordsmith to kolo lik an 'igboman' from eastern nigeria smokin idiosyncritic ganja/
this idiot presents 36 lines of d wackest menstration verse/ against bolaji-broke d undisputed heavyweight champion/
punchline wordsplay as knuckles in uppercuts i remove all his teeths & let d calabar buffalo pronounce me yampion/
battle rap illiterate/ the idiot was expected to bust 16s but he came at me with a 36 line pregnancy dictionary
disgraced by maltthais/ this ibadan gorilla will b exhumed and re-buried 4 ever as a zombie from the oluyole cemetery
blacksmith aka ALAGBEDE goldsmith is about to be disgraced with punchlines like he was newly infected with HIV
this gay is talkin bout pregnancies .he is now d 1st man to be impregnated with uncountable punchlines
even if u was a centrino /wordsmith u is like barbie/a 'dollard' who would still process at the speed of pentium zero/
freezing this idiot with rhymes n wordsplay colder than sub-zero,i bury him six-feet under far below the ground zero/
i am a punchline general,watch me 'flood' the ring with wordsmith's blood like 'floyd' (flood) mayweather /
the masturbating animal wordsmith is like a blind man having sex /you just don't know who you are fucking with/
i got a thousand nairaland enemies/ but i know i would beat u/ i kept 'faith' like i was notorious b.i.g's wifey/
wordsmith is a theif/ i will show yall that he 'is'(will) 'still' (steal) the wackest rapper chieftancy title from joo skirt/
my rap title is like a boomerang no matter how long u steal it .it keeps returning back to me/
in nairaland i am certified notorious like beavis/ i will rape your father into a suicide commiting animal wit my butthead/
i got a criminal record longer than your mom and sistas arranged in the longest line of 'hose' like an ikeja fire truck
talkin bout bitches/your chick is 'asian'/last night i had her suckin on my cock/banging me hard like she was 'bangkok'/
ask your girl bout d size of my privates'/ i don't like to kill children but i shot my kids in her mouth to go & kill your babies/
u saw what i did in d world cup?/ bj is a big threat/battling me is like volkswagen bettle battling an escalade jeep/
you expect war?/ i come at you unexpected like a natural disaster wit 1000 punchlines of mass destruction/
d only time your fans wil ever 'cheer' u is if i break your spinal cord and put u permanently in an accident 'wheelchair'/
watch how i paint his punctured blacksmith image into a picture of a confused human mixture /
with unbelievable punchlines i re-cremate you like malthaus into a eternally stagnant statue of a scriptural failure /
wordsmith is now begging for help/ i can assist u medically and 'help' you with the incurable disease 'aids'/
after this last punch/i will make this RoosterDrinker retire and leave the mic (mike) like jordan
1000wordsmith bars couldnt jailbar me/he just got bitch slapped the fuc*k up like a 'bar' with no 'beach' ('barbitch')
after this battle/ d whole beef family wil sleep n die in wordsmith's coffin/ so that yall can have a long slumber party/
i am bolaji-broke/so expensive like my name/ i am so broke that i can't 'pay' attention to your 'gold'smith name/
mad creativity is in my 'gene'/ they all call me bolaji-broke nairaland's most creative /
i put you to sleep like a tiv 'indi-gene' with my punchline rhymes as a sleepin laxative./
let me now call in maverik like the fifa referee colina so that he can remove wordsmith's eye retina.
my name is a punchline itself/1-2 check it /even if u were a sex hooker giving free heads u still couldnt 'Mouth Gig' me/
even if your father was an amputating medical doctor from luth or uch , u still couldnt 'defeet' me
my mic session is iller than mike tyson's uppercut, i convey heavy punchlines to dislocate your jaws like a bag of rice.
exit lines as corrupt as d honourable etteh , my final word is as gracious as the battle giant goliath
from d start of this battle to d finish/ i have ''been laying this lad in'' like the terrifying bombs of osama 'bin laden'

bolajibaok:

@jerrymania
why did this illiterate jarrymadness leave so much space

mailmalc:

I saw it commin . . he even recycled my line and included it. Delivery - Nil , yes u talked so much about Punchlines and Metaphors but unfortunately at the end of the day you came up wit none. you are a clear case of 'WACKNESS AT IT'S VERY BEST'

Alexpissu:

@Bolagoat
Mumu are you releasing a novel or what

Man, help me ask this crack-head. He thinks u cld rap by writin' a 100-page essay. na wa oh. am lookin' at his lines and am thinkin' 'wtf is that??' am not even gon waste my time to read it.

Maverik:

WORDSMITH VS BOLAJIBAOK

WORDSMITH:

Punchlines
Quote"u dnt come dope B/better try a tree or two"
Quote"hot 16's be d shit/my styles P(ee) on u"
Quote"Verbal wars aint yo thing,better not worry those jaws/u fckin pathetic nitwit"
Quote"bitch types in CAPS/my verse caps it all when i peel your brains"
Quote"heard u were having fesse's baby/hw far along is it?"
Quote"Who's d pussy between u two/i guess we got siamese hoes wt a clit or two"
Quote"baok better keep that rod hot/uz a friggin nut job,now get on my nuts and do yo job"
Quote"your shit's so weak like diaohrea victims in rest rooms"
"While u so full of shit,Iam the Shit/bust 16s,u can tell by fesse's tits i milk"
Quote"talking of bitches/my pet dog's guaranteed t o rape this one"

Points - 20

Metaphors:
Quote"my delivery stays tighter than a premature birth"
Quote"i come razor-sharp with that dope shit"
Quote"kiss a verse like Jada"
Quote"lyrically gbade known to be a fiend wt clips"
Quote"my spits go rounds like a Group Intimacy"
Quote"your shit's so weak like diaohrea victims in rest rooms"

Points - 12

Multies:
Quote"i-achieve-at/handle this B like A-kee-lah"
Quote"better try a tree-or-two/that gun locks wt a clip-on-u"
Quote"bring-d-heat/wt a 16-this-sik"
Quote"my pen screams-your-pain/when i peel-your-brain"
Quote"whenever i let-loose/bless fools/wt that lyrikal tek-ooze"

Points - 10

Wordplay:
Quote"handles this B(ee) like Akeelah"
Quote"kiss a verse like Jad/that gun locks(lox)wt a clip on u"
Quote"hot 16's d shit/my styles P(ee) on u"
Quote"bitch types in CAPS/bt my verse caps it all"
Quote"my spits go rounds like a Group Intimacy"
Quote"uz a nut job/now get on my nuts and do your job"
Quote"while u so full of shit/IM THE SHIT!"
Quote"talking of bitches/my pet dog's guaranteed to rape this one"

Points - 16

Delivery - 12

Presentation - 10

GRAND TOTAL = 80

ah ah now what u gona give this freak called bolaji broke ass -for everything,for even trying sef =2 i guess ah ah ah ah

@ menike

u know why dudes still talk about souljah boy-coz his crappiness is a skill,funny foolishness, the same way this bolaji's foolishness is inborn,in his blood and stuffs like this actually amuses you. so thats why we r givin him the attention he desires, wow his foolishness is a talent-he could make good use of it using Mr Ibu as an example.

Maverik:

WORDSMITH VS BOLAJIBAOK

WORDSMITH:

Punchlines
Quote"u dnt come dope B/better try a tree or two"
Quote"hot 16's be d shit/my styles P(ee) on u"
Quote"Verbal wars aint yo thing,better not worry those jaws/u fckin pathetic nitwit"
Quote"bitch types in CAPS/my verse caps it all when i peel your brains"
Quote"heard u were having fesse's baby/hw far along is it?"
Quote"Who's d pussy between u two/i guess we got siamese hoes wt a clit or two"
Quote"baok better keep that rod hot/uz a friggin nut job,now get on my nuts and do yo job"
Quote"your shit's so weak like diaohrea victims in rest rooms"
"While u so full of shit,Iam the Shit/bust 16s,u can tell by fesse's tits i milk"
Quote"talking of bitches/my pet dog's guaranteed t o rape this one"

Points - 20

Metaphors:
Quote"my delivery stays tighter than a premature birth"
Quote"i come razor-sharp with that dope shit"
Quote"kiss a verse like Jada"
Quote"lyrically gbade known to be a fiend wt clips"
Quote"my spits go rounds like a Group Intimacy"
Quote"your shit's so weak like diaohrea victims in rest rooms"

Points - 12

Multies:
Quote"i-achieve-at/handle this B like A-kee-lah"
Quote"better try a tree-or-two/that gun locks wt a clip-on-u"
Quote"bring-d-heat/wt a 16-this-sik"
Quote"my pen screams-your-pain/when i peel-your-brain"
Quote"whenever i let-loose/bless fools/wt that lyrikal tek-ooze"

Points - 10

Wordplay:
Quote"handles this B(ee) like Akeelah"
Quote"kiss a verse like Jad/that gun locks(lox)wt a clip on u"
Quote"hot 16's d shit/my styles P(ee) on u"
Quote"bitch types in CAPS/bt my verse caps it all"
Quote"my spits go rounds like a Group Intimacy"
Quote"uz a nut job/now get on my nuts and do your job"
Quote"while u so full of shit/IM THE SHIT!"
Quote"talking of bitches/my pet dog's guaranteed to rape this one"

Points - 16

Delivery - 12

Presentation - 10

GRAND TOTAL = 80