Hello Gents and Ladies,

I desperately need a teacher for my children to take them through a crash course in archaic English grammar.

We have been told that no one can be saved by reading the NIV , NLT or other easier to understand bibles because they are all corrupted.

This fills me with dread seeing that their lives are at stake.

Catch 22 situation is they cannot understand the KJV bible but then salvation is a must.


Qualifications :

1. You must have a BA in classical languages with a minimum of HND in medieval history.

2. For a quick test , if you cannot understand or explain the following words don't even bother.

Strake
Strowed
betwixt
Thou
Affright
Ambassage
Bishoprick
Cogitations
Eyesalve
Herewith
Implead
Jangling
Leviathan
Lowring
Lucre
Neesings
Suppliants
Surfeiting
Swaddling


3. You must be serious minded, no room for laughing or jokes and your dressing and speech must be sombre.


Please get in touch with me ASAP , your reward is financialy unlimited , since this also means my children get unlimited blessings.


Thanks.

Lol. Is this for real?

Reyginus: Lol. Is this for real?

This is quite a serious issue !

frosbel:

This is quite a serious issue !

Okay. Buzugee is the man for the job.

LOL! This is crazy hilarious funny.

Jenwitemi: LOL! This is crazy hilarious funny.

@ Frosbel

wow! Lol

1. Lets try Obediah77(aka, Buzu)
2. Oladegbu
3. Mmmmm!

If they fail the interview Does that mean majority of persons will not make it to salvation?

Thought God's words should be made easy for all to understand?

Pls add this word, "CONCUPISCENCE"
1thessolonians 4:5

my mum could not get the meaning of the above word also.

Interesting

I hope the Pharisees take some time to read this.

yes the word of God is very and should be made easy to understand but one should not truncate a whole verse just to simplify an already simplified book.