andicod1st: Akpors Arikpo, a malabite(male student in unical) was very hungry and had money only enough to buy a plate of food without meat(simply known as "without". He entered a restaurant to buy a plate of afang soup with garri-ofcourse without meat- on entering the restaurant he discovers that girls are everywhere but Arikpo is a guy man and wouldn't want to 'fall his hands in front of girls'..now this is a very serious issue to him cause he is very hungry, then an idea immediately drops in his mind. Arikpo knows fully well that this restaurant doesn't sell the type of meat he wants to mention now but 'SHARP GUY NO BE THIEF' and so the following conversation ensues between him and the tender. . .
Arikpo: madam pls give me a plate of afang soup and garri with... emmm...by d way, wat kind of meat do u hav here?
Tender: we have d regular cow meat, nd goat meat.
Arikpo: (makes up some kind of tused face) no no no! I dnt eat such meats. Emmm...do u have toasted beef?
Tender: no pls, we don't.
Arikpo: ok, wat of chicken breastlet?
Tender: I'm sorry we don't also have this.
Arikpo: it ok.. Ummm...hw about Chicken lebafanca?
Tender: I'm afraid we don't also have that.
Arikpo: if u dnt hav those i trust u wil certainly have hot dog.
Tender: we still don't have that.
Arikpo: (tries to make up an angry face) madam u no even get any beta ting 4 dis ur place sef..abeg give me without..

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https://www.nairaland.com/1046137/abuse-me-na-u-sabi