Sagamite:

Go and ask jennykadry, chaircover, and Tgirl4real?

I need say no more.

Allegation denied!!

**Still waiting on that 2K for my saloon runs sha...**

Sagamite:

Something is definitely happening.

You will have to catch koboko directly in a woman before they can ever admit their cheating. Her denial means shyt to a man like me.

Nuff said!

If you ask them what they came to do in Sagamu last week, they will start stuttering and stammering.

^^ **scoffs**

Don't know what you're on about o!

But if you're refering to the er...party Tgirl threw on your behalf, on that that thread dedicated to you, then what can I say??

Na devil work na! Must have been drunk cos I don't remember a thing. Besides, Jenny, CC, Tgirl, BusyBody, Ishilove & co drink pass me sef.

Did you spike our drinks??!! Cos I dey seriously suspect you o! Anyway, party's over...

Efemena_xy: ^^ **scoffs**

Don't know what you're on about o!

But if you're refering to the er...party Tgirl threw on your behalf, on that that thread dedicated to you, then what can I say??

Na devil work na! Must have been drunk cos I don't remember a thing. Besides, Jenny, CC, Tgirl, BusyBody, Ishilove & co drink pass me sef.

Did you spike our drinks??!! Cos I dey seriously suspect you o! Anyway, party's over...

See this one. Which kin spiked drink.

As ronki said, you no fit control situation when show hits ground.

I don write about babes like you before:

https://www.nairaland.com/316937/what-nairaland-female-members-pictures/93#5323856

Sagamite:

See this one. Which kin spiked drink.

As ronki said, you no fit control situation when show hits ground.

I don write about babes like you before:

https://www.nairaland.com/316937/what-nairaland-female-members-pictures/93#5323856

Really i went to look at that thread...you are a trip....lol, as in you sat down to write what every lady's picture was saying to you? lol....

Sagamite

99 pages of that stuff?? A whole 99 pages??!!

Abeg, I'm nothing like that o! Besides, nor be today you start. You don spoil finish.

Now, I'm out of here

Saga is crazy.....lol, just went over that thread again....

Efemena_xy: Sagamite

99 pages of that stuff?? A whole 99 pages??!!

Abeg, I'm nothing like that o! Besides, nor be today you start. You don spoil finish.

Now, I'm out of here

ronkebp: Saga is crazy.....lol, just went over that thread again....

When I tell you guys I am Sagamite aka "Balogun leyin obinrin" aka "Hot boy" aka "I'ma flirt" aka "Hold on to your chic" aka "Dutty talker" aka "Prof of womantology" aka "I'ma hit that" aka "Juice lover" aka "She wants it" aka "Mo baaad gan" aka "Professional ashawo" aka "No waste time" aka "Naughty teddybear" aka "funminigoodstuffjor" aka "How do you wanit?" aka "Mo ni issues", believe me I am not joking.

I take ashaworism to another stratosphere. I am a self-appointed UN envoy on women affairs on every continent, I am like a diplomat who creates "friendly" relationships internationally. I work very hard to employ my skills across the world's continent. The fuku faka fuku faka magician.

Just today, I was walking on the streets to do some grocery shopping in a black part of London, as I was walking briskly, I passed 2 black girls on the pavement. As I passed, one was speaking to the other one in a different African language that was not Naija or Southern African (it sounded more french-like like Congo or Ivory Coast). I think as I was passing, she was shocked as I came from her back and very close to her (I had to adjust my chest sideways slightly to avoid contact), so she was probably saying I made her heart jump. She spoke in the local language.

I turned around and looked at them with my notorious cheeky smirk and said "What did she say?". They looked shocked but because I had a friendly smirk (probably also because of my soft face and proper speaking) they smiled and said "She was not talking to me". I said yeah I know, but she was talking about me. I said as I passed she was saying something about me in their language. They laughed and said "No". I said I was sure she was talking about my butt. They looked at each other and started giggling. I looked at them and said cheekily but with a serious face "don't deny it, I know when some girl is talking about my butt even in another language". By this time they were laughing hard because of (1) my accusation in public, (2) sheer confidence despite not knowing them and (3) facial delivery (part serious, part smirky).

We were at a red light waiting to cross, I started my ad hoc comedic routine of imitating them and their language. I said don't deny it, "you girls were talking in Congolese and checking out my butt, are you girls not congolese?", they laughed and said "yes". I pointed to the girl that spoke and said what she said was "shaka shoko wigi waga look at his nice butt" and that the second one said (which I delivered imitating a dreamy girl's voice) "Oui". They were laughing and saying that is not what she said. I rebutted and said I know what I heard. Then I said the first one then said "bigi bongo wanga see how strong and nice his butt is, I just want to grab it and squeeze it like a fresh french baguette" and the second one said (again, dreamy girl's voice) "Oui, Oui". Then I said the first girl now said "wonga wonga that is the best butt I have ever seen in my life" and the second one said "C'est Oui". Honestly, by this time these 2 girls wanted to die with laughter. They were laughing so hard to the point they were clutching their belly and almost crouching on the floor that this guy is crazy and see him murdering our language. Pedestrain lights came on, I gave them the cheeky comedic face and started walking away. As I walked away, I used one hand to cover my butt and turned around like "I know you are looking at it, stop looking" and now shouted back at them "Oui". They were just laughing so hard.

I am just a ridiculous flirt. I bet they will be joking about what I said for years to come. "Oui"!

^^ You've totally re-defined the word ashawo-ism.

and yes, I do believe you take that "religion" of yours seriously.

JENNY!! ABEG COME TAKE YOUR MAN!! I DON'T WANT HIM ANYMORE...THIS SELF-CONFESSED NUTCASE IS WAY, WAY ABOVE MY LEVEL!!!

Hmmm. Even Sagamite uses David D's cocky comedy.

Sagamite:
When I tell you guys I am Sagamite aka "Balogun leyin obinrin" aka "Hot boy" aka "I'ma flirt" aka "Hold on to your chic" aka "Dutty talker" aka "Prof of womantology" aka "I'ma hit that" aka "Juice lover" aka "She wants it" aka "Mo baaad gan" aka "Professional ashawo" aka "No waste time" aka "Naughty teddybear" aka "funminigoodstuffjor" aka "How do you wanit?" aka "Mo ni issues", believe me I am not joking.

...aka Fimisileijo aka Akomitipoju aka Wa sere omo aka Big Batty lover

As I see so you go like Dagrin

Sagamite:



When I tell you guys I am Sagamite aka "Balogun leyin obinrin" aka "Hot boy" aka "I'ma flirt" aka "Hold on to your chic" aka "Dutty talker" aka "Prof of womantology" aka "I'ma hit that" aka "Juice lover" aka "She wants it" aka "Mo baaad gan" aka "Professional ashawo" aka "No waste time" aka "Naughty teddybear" aka "funminigoodstuffjor" aka "How do you wanit?" aka "Mo ni issues", believe me I am not joking.

I take ashaworism to another stratosphere. I am a self-appointed UN envoy on women affairs on every continent, I am like a diplomat who creates "friendly" relationships internationally. I work very hard to employ my skills across the world's continent. The fuku faka fuku faka magician.

Just today, I was walking on the streets to do some grocery shopping in a black part of London, as I was walking briskly, I passed 2 black girls on the pavement. As I passed, one was speaking to the other one in a different African language that was not Naija or Southern African (it sounded more french-like like Congo or Ivory Coast). I think as I was passing, she was shocked as I came from her back and very close to her (I had to adjust my chest sideways slightly to avoid contact), so she was probably saying I made her heart jump. She spoke in the local language.

I turned around and looked at them with my notorious cheeky smirk and said "What did she say?". They looked shocked but because I had a friendly smirk (probably also because of my soft face and proper speaking) they smiled and said "She was not talking to me". I said yeah I know, but she was talking about me. I said as I passed she was saying something about me in their language. They laughed and said "No". I said I was sure she was talking about my butt. They looked at each other and started giggling. I looked at them and said cheekily but with a serious face "don't deny it, I know when some girl is talking about my butt even in another language". By this time they were laughing hard because of (1) my accusation in public, (2) sheer confidence despite not knowing them and (3) facial delivery (part serious, part smirky).

We were at a red light waiting to cross, I started my ad hoc comedic routine of imitating them and their language. I said don't deny it, "you girls were talking in Congolese and checking out my butt, are you girls not congolese?", they laughed and said "yes". I pointed to the girl that spoke and said what she said was "shaka shoko wigi waga look at his nice butt" and that the second one said (which I delivered imitating a dreamy girl's voice) "Oui". They were laughing and saying that is not what she said. I rebutted and said I know what I heard. Then I said the first one then said "bigi bongo wanga see how strong and nice his butt is, I just want to grab it and squeeze it like a fresh french baguette" and the second one said (again, dreamy girl's voice) "Oui, Oui". Then I said the first girl now said "wonga wonga that is the best butt I have ever seen in my life" and the second one said "C'est Oui". Honestly, by this time these 2 girls wanted to die with laughter. They were laughing so hard to the point they were clutching their belly and almost crouching on the floor that this guy is crazy and see him murdering our language. Pedestrain lights came on, I gave them the cheeky comedic face and started walking away. As I walked away, I used one hand to cover my butt and turned around like "I know you are looking at it, stop looking" and now shouted back at them "Oui". They were just laughing so hard.

I am just a ridiculous flirt. I bet they will be joking about what I said for years to come. "Oui"!

Saga!!!! you are crazy!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!