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Poll: WHO IS YOUR PRESIDENT? NO RIGGING PLEASETOSHMANN: 9% (2 votes)NOETIC: 28% (6 votes) ADAMUGO: 4% (1 vote) FAKETAN: 28% (6 votes) I-MAN: 19% (4 votes) DAVIDYLAN: 9% (2 votes) URYSPY: 0% (0 votes) TOYINRAYO: 0% (0 votes) This poll has ended |
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Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 8:32pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
hahahaa Toshnwanyi for president? na wa o! what a manifesto. Women be careful ohhhhhhh |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by noetic(m): 8:34pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
toshmann:we suspected all along toshmann: what do u have to offer? toshmann: when? toshmann:says who? toshmann:like Adolf Hitler and Abacha toshmann: we don hear u toshmann: good idea, , , , courtesy of u Hiv/Aids will be massive. and u will produce a generation of lazy nigerians toshmann:and so what? good idea, more of this. we expect more jargons
we don c u, , , , dey gooooooooooooo |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 9:20pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
noetic: Tosh what a response to your manifesto? |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by toshmann(m): 11:21pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
my political opponents have started a campaign of calumny against me. but let me say this, we shall prevail. all opposition will be crushed. i have a divine mandate to bring peace to nairaland. we need a detribalised nairalanda. toshmann for president. there shall be no more banning. banning shall be banned. i'll spread technology across nigeria. every child shall have one laptop, one mp3, one ipod, game of their choice, and digital tv for all school children offering at least 300 channels. for the ladies, i shall promote liberal fashion week. every month. for the men, i reduce the price of beer. . . . . and condomsand benefits for guys who have babes for the crimnals, i shall increase the number of prisons for the dead ones among you, i shall improve the mortuaries my govt shall be all inclusive. everybody shall participate, men, women, children, elderly, criminals, dead men and women, mentally deranged men and women, ashawos, juju men, everybody is somebody and toshmann is king nigerians say tosh. . .tosh . . tosh . . . toshmann [b]T [/b]antalising [b]O[/b]utstanding [b]S[/b]exy [b]H[/b]andsome [b]M[/b]acho [b]A[/b]dorable [b]N[/b]eat [b]N[/b]igeria dont miss this opportunity, dont waste ya vote, vote toshmann b4 he changes his mind. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 11:29pm On Jan 13, 2008 |
toshmann: Tosh for president Donald Duke for presidency. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 2:55am On Jan 14, 2008 |
faketan: That is why i'm here to prevent all favouritism given to the men folk. toshmann: If anyone could remember, my number one priority was to castrate all perverts and imprison them. I hereby stretch my governmental powers to presidential candidates (if found guilty). They, I repeat they shall not be left out of this sexual cleansing |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by TheSly: 3:52am On Jan 14, 2008 |
The Quest continues!. . . . My people,for how long would it take y'all to start leading instead of always willing to follow with eyes all obstructed with absurdity. . . . My vision for our noble country is enormous and will only be executed if you could give all the necessary support to the one and only (SLY) S: Smart to an unprecedented rate! L: Loving Y: Young Dont be deceived by sum fakesomethin . . . .davidsomethin ' . . .toshsomethin . . . Vote for the right person. . . .Vote for *sly* and i promise to make a positive impact in your life! Stable uninterrupted electricity. . .(though the price might be VERY!! high) Good roads. . . . . . Stable water supply. . . Free education like never before, talking about not having to pay a cent in the higher institution! (now what u think about that? splendid isn't it?) Every broke ass unemployed citizens will be gettin' paid! No more Old ass taxi's on the street!, i will make sure that the smallest cab in town would be Toyota Camry 2006. . . perverts will be encouraged! ITs time to say yes!,my people, its time to claim what is your right! May God bless u all and i promise you that. . .your life will be transformed tremendously if you know what is right to do! SLY 2008. . .the righteous man Thanks! |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 3:55am On Jan 14, 2008 |
LMFAO. . . .sly, ogbadun. . you're not serious sef |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by TheSly: 4:02am On Jan 14, 2008 |
They say u never kno wat u have until u loose it. . . a word they say is enough for the wise Vote for SLY. . . . and see the dirty streets of lagos being transformed to the likes of LAs Vegas!. . .Paris among others he's a God sent. . . . thanks! |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 4:07am On Jan 14, 2008 |
@sly perverts will be encouraged! Don't try me boy eh eh eh A word they say is enough for the wise |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by TheSly: 4:11am On Jan 14, 2008 |
stillwater lets see . . . . .and do cast ur vote for the righteous,smart and the most intelligent being in the whole naija Sly. . .dont forget that!. . . . |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 4:13am On Jan 14, 2008 |
Vote for me. . . . i won't steal your money. . . that's reason enough |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 4:13am On Jan 14, 2008 |
Stilwater You better be serious if not the likes of Tosh will accend the throne and you know what will happen to everywoman on the street. Toyinrayo: Please tell us what you will do when we elect you. We want your opinion pleaseeeeeeee tell us more. What will you do with the money? Will you just leave the money so that the foreign reserve will be increasing while the people suffer. ($51BN at the moment) |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 4:15am On Jan 14, 2008 |
Ok. , . i'll never dissapoint you. . .i'll keep your money in my account in other to keep it safe. . . from robbers |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 4:17am On Jan 14, 2008 |
toyinrayo: Noooooo we will starve to death |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 4:20am On Jan 14, 2008 |
faketan: ohh yea. . . i wasn't done. i have my servant, SLY, who'll take care of the economic problem |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 4:23am On Jan 14, 2008 |
toyinrayo: he is rather an aspirant. Are you guys teaming up? Meanwhile he has plan for lagos alone. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by TheSly: 4:24am On Jan 14, 2008 |
Toyin! Patricia Olubunmi O. Etteh in disguise, we are very sorry,we do not want another round of wrestling and boxing in the history of our nation's politics. . . Nothin for u. . . . . . . my political ambition is so obvious. . .what are u still waiting for. . next! |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 4:27am On Jan 14, 2008 |
~Sly~(*_*): LOL. . .so you who wants to encourage the perverts nko? think of all those innocent children statutory rape |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 4:30am On Jan 14, 2008 |
no way or perverts. Anti-pervert minister Madam Still[/b]water is [b]still around |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 4:33am On Jan 14, 2008 |
so sly is outta the picture now, tommorow, i'll make my heartwarming speech |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by TheSly: 4:36am On Jan 14, 2008 |
Toyin! well. . . .that is what u dont know about politics and i'll be happy to elucidate that would only serve as one of our nation's tourist attraction. . . . |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by TheSly: 4:38am On Jan 14, 2008 |
do what is right! and say no to fake people |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 4:43am On Jan 14, 2008 |
~Sly~(*_*):so say no to SLY |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by TheSly: 4:51am On Jan 14, 2008 |
Toyin just dont worry. . . .incase u lost the battle, there is still hope for you! . . . . be easy . . . . u could be one of my cook in aso rock when im finally the #1 citizen of nigeria. . . im sure ull be a good cook next! |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by Nobody: 4:53am On Jan 14, 2008 |
LOL. . . if your wishes were horses. . .i feel sorry for the human population |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by TheSly: 4:55am On Jan 14, 2008 |
we shall see. . . . |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by noetic(m): 2:22pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
fellow Nigerians dont be decieved We cannot afford to mortgage the future . . . . . . . . . there are so many political jobbers, marabounding as angels. S-slow L- lier Y-yearn to embezzle more Toyinrayo- another patrica Etteh in disguise I-Man- PTF scandal, Pluto Fund (so many skeletons in his cupboard) Toshmann- no expirience, no academic qualification (except toronto). he is a former soap maker. Fello Nigerians, I promise to fight corruption, infact I will start from my opponents, I will privatise EFCC, and buy it through my pretege, that way all my opponents will land in jain. Vote Expirience, Vote Youth, Support a Brighter Tommorow Vote Noetic2008. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 3:15pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Hey Guys I am enjoying this thread. I suggest that we should please make one serious post about the topic (if we have not) before we go ahead with our obamanisation and clintonising of the posts. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by toshmann(m): 3:32pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
they have said i have no experience. . . but all those who claim to have experience are the ones who we should vote out. because they are the ones who have devastated our nation. the have enough experience in nation destruction. we need fresh minds, fresh faces, fresh ideas etc the time is now . . . the goal is progress. . . . vote for change . . for the Niger-Delta, we shall establish the Niger Delta Development Initiative. NDDI. This is going to be an intergrated aproach to the niger delta guestion. I. we shall restore peace, law and order to the Niger-Delta. this we shall accomplish by introducing 3,000 hot babes to the niger-delta. all militants will be encouraged to give up their arms and anyone who gives up his guns will be awarded 2 hot babes and 3 packs of condoms free. the idea is that this will help reduce the spate of violence in the niger-delta, bring peace and attract oil workers and oil companies. 2. we shall use sweet looking hot babes to raise awareness of the bad situation in the niger-delta. the BBC/CNN always use angry looking militants to show the niger-delta but we need to let the world know that there are good looking babes from the niger-delta, that way the world will react sharp sharp to remove the injustice. . . oil companies return, economy grows, violence dies. . development fires on 3. we shall employ hot mini skirt wearing chicks to promote education of the nation. education is vital for national growth and we shall use these role models to push this through ladies and gentlemen, this is time for change, we need to try a new approach to problem solving. nigeria is too great to be wasted . . .vote toshmann now toshmann. . . . a man of the |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(m): 4:11pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Tosh na only you for the ladies. 'Abali agba aka'. Help me interprete this in English as you really know what means. |
Re: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by tufe(m): 4:31pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
if i were the president, wetin abacha and babangida do together go be small thing for my side |
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