hahahaa Toshnwanyi for president?

na wa o! what a manifesto. Women be careful ohhhhhhh

toshmann:

i will be a very good leader like abacha

we suspected all along

toshmann:


having examined all the candidates in the race
having perused their manifestos (if any)

what do u have to offer?

toshmann:


having assessed myself

when?

toshmann:

do hereby conclude as follows:
that I remain the best candidate for this office

says who?

toshmann:

that i will change the lives of our people forever

like Adolf Hitler and Abacha

toshmann:

that I will enhance freedom of speach for all nigerians

we don hear u

toshmann:

that i will introduce benefits for guys/babes who are hooked up
that i will encourage partying for our youth.

good idea, , , ,
courtesy of u Hiv/Aids will be massive. and u will produce a generation of lazy nigerians

toshmann:

justice shall be my watch word. . . therefore . . .

and so what?

any babe that refuses an innocent chyking shall be punished

good idea, more of this.

more of my manifestoes will be coming up soonest

we expect more jargons

I salute Toshmann, I salute beautiful women,
I salute my campaign
Hip hip hip . . . . . OKPEKEEEEEE

we don c u, , , , dey gooooooooooooo

noetic:

we suspected all along

what do u have to offer?


when?
says who?
like Adolf Hitler and Abacha

we don hear u

good idea, , , ,
courtesy of u Hiv/Aids will be massive. and u will produce a generation of lazy nigerians
and so what?
good idea, more of this.
we expect more jargons

we don c u, , , , dey gooooooooooooo

Tosh what a response to your manifesto?

my political opponents have started a campaign of calumny against me. but let me say this, we shall prevail. all opposition will be crushed. i have a divine mandate to bring peace to nairaland. we need a detribalised nairalanda.

toshmann for president. there shall be no more banning. banning shall be banned. i'll spread technology across nigeria. every child shall have one laptop, one mp3, one ipod, game of their choice, and digital tv for all school children offering at least 300 channels.

for the ladies, i shall promote liberal fashion week. every month.
for the men, i reduce the price of beer. . . . . _{and condoms}and benefits for guys who have babes

for the crimnals, i shall increase the number of prisons
for the dead ones among you, i shall improve the mortuaries

my govt shall be all inclusive. everybody shall participate, men, women, children, elderly, criminals, dead men and women, mentally deranged men and women, ashawos, juju men, everybody is somebody and toshmann is king

nigerians say tosh. . .tosh . . tosh . . . toshmann

[b]T [/b]antalising
[b]O[/b]utstanding
[b]S[/b]exy
[b]H[/b]andsome
[b]M[/b]acho
[b]A[/b]dorable
[b]N[/b]eat
[b]N[/b]igeria

dont miss this opportunity, dont waste ya vote, vote toshmann b4 he changes his mind.

toshmann:

my political opponents have started a campaign of calumny against me. but let me say this, we shall prevail. all opposition will be crushed. i have a divine mandate to bring peace to nairaland. we need a detribalised nairalanda.

toshmann for president. there shall be no more banning. banning shall be banned. i'll spread technology across nigeria. every child shall have one laptop, one mp3, one ipod, game of their choice, and digital tv for all school children offering at least 300 channels.

for the ladies, i shall promote liberal fashion week. every month.
for the men, i reduce the price of beer. . . . . _{and condoms}and benefits for guys who have babes

for the crimnals, i shall increase the number of prisons
for the dead ones among you, i shall improve the mortuaries

my govt shall be all inclusive. everybody shall participate, men, women, children, elderly, criminals, dead men and women, mentally deranged men and women, ashawos, juju men, everybody is somebody and toshmann is king

nigerians say tosh. . .tosh . . tosh . . . toshmann

[b]T [/b]antalising
[b]O[/b]utstanding
[b]S[/b]exy
[b]H[/b]andsome
[b]M[/b]acho
[b]A[/b]dorable
[b]N[/b]eat
[b]N[/b]igeria

don't miss this opportunity, don't waste ya vote, vote toshmann before he changes his mind.

Tosh for president
Donald Duke for presidency.

faketan:

hahahaa Toshnwanyi for president?

na wa o! what a manifesto. Women be careful ohhhhhhh

That is why i'm here to prevent all favouritism given to the men folk.

toshmann:

[center]ABRACADABRA 2008[/center]

I Dr Engr Barr General Prince Toshmann Nwa Mama. . . the great, the Ist, the Dude, the brainy
having examined all the candidates in the race
having perused their manifestos (if any)
having assessed myself
do hereby conclude as follows:
that I remain the best candidate for this office(which office?)
that i will change the lives of our people forever
that I will enhance freedom of speach for all nigerians
that i will encourage a peaceful environment that will help our people to socialise fully
that i will introduce benefits for guys/babes who are hooked up
that i will encourage partying for our youth.
justice shall be my watch word. . . therefore . . .
any babe that refuses an innocent chyking shall be punished
more of my manifestoes will be coming up soonest
I salute Toshmann, I salute beautiful women,
I salute my campaign
Hip hip hip . . . . . OKPEKEEEEEE

If anyone could remember, my number one priority was to castrate all perverts and imprison them.

I hereby stretch my governmental powers to presidential candidates (if found guilty). They, I repeat they shall not be left out of this sexual cleansing

The Quest continues!. . . .


My people,for how long would it take y'all to start leading instead of always willing to follow with eyes all obstructed with absurdity. . . .




My vision for our noble country is enormous and will only be executed if you could give all the necessary support to the one and only (SLY)

S: Smart to an unprecedented rate!
L: Loving
Y: Young


Dont be deceived by sum fakesomethin . . . .davidsomethin ' . . .toshsomethin . . .


Vote for the right person. . . .Vote for *sly*

and i promise to make a positive impact in your life!


Stable uninterrupted electricity. . .(though the price might be VERY!! high)

Good roads. . . . . .

Stable water supply. . .


Free education like never before, talking about not having to pay a cent in the higher institution! ^{(now what u think about that? splendid isn't it?)}

Every broke ass unemployed citizens will be gettin' paid!


No more Old ass taxi's on the street!, i will make sure that the smallest cab in town would be Toyota Camry 2006. . .

perverts will be encouraged!

ITs time to say yes!,my people, its time to claim what is your right!

May God bless u all and i promise you that. . .your life will be transformed tremendously if you know what is right to do!


SLY 2008. . .the righteous man


Thanks!

LMFAO. . . .sly, ogbadun. . you're not serious sef

They say u never kno wat u have until u loose it. . .


a word they say is enough for the wise


Vote for SLY. . . . and see the dirty streets of lagos being transformed to the likes of LAs Vegas!. . .Paris among others

he's a God sent. . . .

thanks!

@sly

perverts will be encouraged!

Don't try me boy eh eh eh

A word they say is enough for the wise

stillwater


lets see . . . . .and do cast ur vote for the righteous,smart and the most intelligent being in the whole naija Sly. . .dont forget that!. . . .

Vote for me. . . . i won't steal your money. . . that's reason enough

Stilwater
You better be serious if not the likes of Tosh will accend the throne and you know what will happen to everywoman on the street.

Toyinrayo:

Please tell us what you will do when we elect you. We want your opinion pleaseeeeeeee tell us more. What will you do with the money?

Will you just leave the money so that the foreign reserve will be increasing while the people suffer. ($51BN at the moment)

Ok. , . i'll never dissapoint you. . .i'll keep your money in my account in other to keep it safe. . . from robbers

toyinrayo:

Ok. , . i'll never dissapoint you. . .i'll keep your money in my account in other to keep it safe. . . from robbers

Noooooo we will starve to death

faketan:

Noooooo we will starve to death

ohh yea. . . i wasn't done. i have my servant, SLY, who'll take care of the economic problem

toyinrayo:

ohh yea. . . i wasn't done. i have my servant, SLY, who'll take care of the economic problem

he is rather an aspirant. Are you guys teaming up?

Meanwhile he has plan for lagos alone.

Toyin!

Patricia Olubunmi O. Etteh in disguise, we are very sorry,we do not want another round of wrestling and boxing in the history of our nation's politics. . .

Nothin for u. . . . . . .

my political ambition is so obvious. . .what are u still waiting for. .



next!

~Sly~(*_*):


perverts will be encouraged!

LOL. . .so you who wants to encourage the perverts nko? think of all those innocent children statutory rape

no way or perverts. Anti-pervert minister

Madam Still[/b]water is [b]still around

so sly is outta the picture now, tommorow, i'll make my heartwarming speech

Toyin!

well. . . .that is what u dont know about politics and i'll be happy to elucidate

that would only serve as one of our nation's tourist attraction. . . .

do what is right! and say no to fake people

~Sly~(*_*):

do what is right! and say no to fake people

so say no to SLY

Toyin
just dont worry. . . .incase u lost the battle, there is still hope for you!
. . . . be easy . . . . u could be one of my cook in aso rock when im finally the #1 citizen of nigeria. . . im sure ull be a good cook




next!

LOL. . . if your wishes were horses. . .i feel sorry for the human population

we shall see. . . .

fellow Nigerians

dont be decieved
We cannot afford to mortgage the future . . . . . . . . . there are so many political jobbers, marabounding as angels.


S-slow
L- lier
Y-yearn to embezzle more

Toyinrayo- another patrica Etteh in disguise

I-Man- PTF scandal, Pluto Fund (so many skeletons in his cupboard)

Toshmann- no expirience, no academic qualification (except toronto). he is a former soap maker.

Fello Nigerians, I promise to fight corruption, infact I will start from my opponents,
I will privatise EFCC, and buy it through my pretege, that way all my opponents will land in jain.

Vote Expirience, Vote Youth,
Support a Brighter Tommorow
Vote Noetic2008.

Hey Guys I am enjoying this thread.

I suggest that we should please make one serious post about the topic (if we have not) before we go ahead with our obamanisation and clintonising of the posts.

they have said i have no experience. . . but all those who claim to have experience are the ones who we should vote out. because they are the ones who have devastated our nation. the have enough experience in nation destruction. we need fresh minds, fresh faces, fresh ideas etc

the time is now . . . the goal is progress. . . . vote for change . .

for the Niger-Delta, we shall establish the Niger Delta Development Initiative. NDDI. This is going to be an intergrated aproach to the niger delta guestion.
I. we shall restore peace, law and order to the Niger-Delta. this we shall accomplish by introducing 3,000 hot babes to the niger-delta. all militants will be encouraged to give up their arms and anyone who gives up his guns will be awarded 2 hot babes and 3 packs of condoms free. the idea is that this will help reduce the spate of violence in the niger-delta, bring peace and attract oil workers and oil companies.

2. we shall use sweet looking hot babes to raise awareness of the bad situation in the niger-delta. the BBC/CNN always use angry looking militants to show the niger-delta but we need to let the world know that there are good looking babes from the niger-delta, that way the world will react sharp sharp to remove the injustice. . . oil companies return, economy grows, violence dies. . development fires on

3. we shall employ hot mini skirt wearing chicks to promote education of the nation. education is vital for national growth and we shall use these role models to push this through

ladies and gentlemen, this is time for change, we need to try a new approach to problem solving. nigeria is too great to be wasted . . .vote toshmann now

toshmann. . . . a man of the ladies people

Tosh na only you for the ladies.
'Abali agba aka'. Help me interprete this in English as you really know what means.

if i were the president, wetin abacha and babangida do together go be small thing for my side