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Laugh It Out(lie Clock) by toluing: 7:29am On Sep 19, 2012
Stella died and went to heaven, as she stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "what are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move" Oh, said Stella, whose clock is dat? "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie. "Incredible," said Stella. And whose is that one? St Peter responded, "that's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands hv moved twice, telling us that Zik told only 2 lies in his entire life. " Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" Asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office, He's using it as a ceiling fan=D =)) ** its rolling faster than an hellicopter blade.

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Re: Laugh It Out(lie Clock) by ITbomb(m): 7:55am On Sep 19, 2012
Try again next time , we saw this 6 months ago on nl
Re: Laugh It Out(lie Clock) by JojoArmani(m): 8:22am On Sep 19, 2012
u try me likey
Re: Laugh It Out(lie Clock) by larride(m): 8:38am On Sep 19, 2012
Stop copying and pasting.

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