WHO ELSE IF NOT THE PRANK MASTER?!

ENGLISH CLASS

Teacher: What is a Verb?
Akpors: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?
Akpors: It is a complete sentence sir.
Teacher: Are you mad?
Akpors: It is a question sir.
Teacher: Don't be stupid.
Akpors: It is an advice sir.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Akpors: It is a command sir.
Teacher: You're an idiot.
Akpors: It is an insult sir.
Teacher: Get out of my class.
Akpors: It is an order sir.
Teacher: Oh! Goodness, What a boy!
Akpors: It is an exclamation sir.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Akpors: It is a prayer sir......
Gbam!!!!

Teacher asked, who wrote the book Oliver Twist..Akpors was glad to answer...raised his hand and shouted D'banj"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ him get ham now

dejustice: Akpos joined the Nigerian Army. After the hard training he received, Akpos successfully passed. At the passing out ceremony the commandant assigned the postings.

Commandant: Ambali kuka!
Ambali: Sir!
Commandant: Posted to abuja.
Ambali: Yes sir, thank u sir!

Commandant: Muniru Sulai man!
Muniru: Sir!
Commandant: Posted to warri
Muniru: Yes sir, thank u sir!ll

Commandant: Akpos mujekarovwo ogidigbe!
Akpors: Sir!!l
Commandant: Posted to Maiduguri
Akpors: RETIRED SIR!!!#:-s

lmao very funny

Akpos no go kill me
Teacher: All the stupid people present in this class stand up!
Akpos stood up.
Teacher: Akpos are u stupid?
Akpos: no sir.....me just dey support you as e be say na only u dey stand.

dejustice: Funny Akpos, just saw some other interesting trends on Nairaland. I will extract and post them here.

All copy right laws, well observed.

chai wen will pple get away with copy n paste:-@

Heavensent: chai wen will pple get away with copy n paste:-@

Why can't you copy paste yourself?

[/color][color=#990000]follow @the_realakpors on twitter and laugh away ur sorrow no matter how sad you are you must laff just follow him he rocks twitter like hell

Akpos Got a message from the girl friend on his Bday "Message Reads" HBD Boo...LLNP, LYSM TTYL"...Akpos:s provoked and Called her phone" Kate wat is meaning of HBD LLNP and Those Rubbish>:O:/...Kate replied Haaa:O Akpos dnt tell ♍ξ u are dis dumb and Local>:/ Oh My Gooosh;, u dnt Even know the Meaning of HBD And all dat Mtchwwww, Well HBD Means "Happy Birthday", LLNP means "Long Life Nd Prosperity" LYSM means "Love You So Much" and; TTYL means "Talk To You Later" Dumb Ass:p...Akpos :$>:O Angrily Ends the Call and Send Her a Text message 2mins Later *message Reads* TFY...Kate Called immediately, AKpos wat is the meaning of TFY? Akpos Answered Oh u don't even know common TFY =D=D=D After Much Laugh Akpos Replied TFY Means "Thunder Fire You>:/"

Akpos and Friend

POLICE: Where do you live ? AKPORS : With my parents POLICE : Where does your parents live ? AKPORS : With me POLICE: Where do you all live? AKPORS: Together POLICE : Where is your house? AKPORS : Next to my neighbors house POLICE : Where is your neighbor's house ? AKPORS: If I tell you, you won't believe me POLICE: Tell me AKPORS: Next to my house =D =))

There was a night i ate a very heavy meal, drank a bottle of beer and fell asleep with a tooth pick in my mouth. I found myself in a dream being chased by my Girlfriend inside a bush with a sharp cutlass. I ran as fast as i could like a mad man. She couldn't catch up with me after trying everything possible, she changed to a dog and even to a tiger but i was too fast like Usain Bolt, she finally gave up. I didn't look back, i kept on running and woke up sweating and looked around, saw my Girlfriend staring at me angrily, holding the same sharp cutlass. She said; Akpos, for your mind now, you sabi run abi?.

Follow @the_realakpors on twitter for hillarious akpos joke! #no time 4 dullin

Na wa for Akpos!

Hmm the woman! but the guy is also stupid for actually pressing her.